Samantha
@itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social
Sexy Neighbourhood Ginger, Gardening Goblin 🪴
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this is currently what i look like in the hospital waiting room following an allergic reaction
It’s giving “fuck it’s a sunday” vibes
It’s giving “fuck it’s a sunday” vibes
November 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
this is currently what i look like in the hospital waiting room following an allergic reaction
It’s giving “fuck it’s a sunday” vibes
It’s giving “fuck it’s a sunday” vibes
men with metal bed frames why do you hate yourselves and your neighbour’s ?
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
men with metal bed frames why do you hate yourselves and your neighbour’s ?
i highly recommend not doing this, i feel awful and sore today, it’s like both arms have wankers cramp x100 with no reprieve
i had 6 vaccines today and I’m starting to glow green like mr burns
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
i highly recommend not doing this, i feel awful and sore today, it’s like both arms have wankers cramp x100 with no reprieve
i had 6 vaccines today and I’m starting to glow green like mr burns
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
i had 6 vaccines today and I’m starting to glow green like mr burns
my worst nightmare just happened the infamous Glasgow photographer in the city centre just snapped a shot of me rushing to an appointment
i swear if i see it on his insta im going off grid and living in a forest
i swear if i see it on his insta im going off grid and living in a forest
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
my worst nightmare just happened the infamous Glasgow photographer in the city centre just snapped a shot of me rushing to an appointment
i swear if i see it on his insta im going off grid and living in a forest
i swear if i see it on his insta im going off grid and living in a forest
haven’t been able to get to my plot for the last two weeks bc life busy, dark nights etc
i need my garden therapy or i fear i will go insane, i need to touch dirt!
i need my garden therapy or i fear i will go insane, i need to touch dirt!
November 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
haven’t been able to get to my plot for the last two weeks bc life busy, dark nights etc
i need my garden therapy or i fear i will go insane, i need to touch dirt!
i need my garden therapy or i fear i will go insane, i need to touch dirt!
George Takei knows my name omg
At first I was disappointed with her. Now I’m just appalled.
October 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
George Takei knows my name omg
there’s no middle ground in my dms it’s just been this on repeat for the last 10 days
October 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
there’s no middle ground in my dms it’s just been this on repeat for the last 10 days
if i had a penny for the amount of death threats i’ve had this week i would be absolutely filthy rich and that’s not even an exaggeration
October 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
if i had a penny for the amount of death threats i’ve had this week i would be absolutely filthy rich and that’s not even an exaggeration
harry potter tattoos have a significantly higher regret rate than any gender affirming surgeries
October 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
harry potter tattoos have a significantly higher regret rate than any gender affirming surgeries
sooooooo, i just got an email!
i didn’t get first place but i am getting an award and a prize for coming in second or third ? it’s not really been confirmed where i placed 😂
there’s literally thousands of allotment plots in my city and i still placed so huge achievement 🥹♥️
i didn’t get first place but i am getting an award and a prize for coming in second or third ? it’s not really been confirmed where i placed 😂
there’s literally thousands of allotment plots in my city and i still placed so huge achievement 🥹♥️
October 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
sooooooo, i just got an email!
i didn’t get first place but i am getting an award and a prize for coming in second or third ? it’s not really been confirmed where i placed 😂
there’s literally thousands of allotment plots in my city and i still placed so huge achievement 🥹♥️
i didn’t get first place but i am getting an award and a prize for coming in second or third ? it’s not really been confirmed where i placed 😂
there’s literally thousands of allotment plots in my city and i still placed so huge achievement 🥹♥️
10 games to get to know me
qt with yours
qt with yours
October 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
10 games to get to know me
qt with yours
qt with yours
oh they are so good wtf
October 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
oh they are so good wtf
Recipe testing my homemade autumn chutney (pending baking)
October 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Recipe testing my homemade autumn chutney (pending baking)
big basket of dried butter beans from the archway ! I dropped the basket it was that heavy 🥺
October 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
big basket of dried butter beans from the archway ! I dropped the basket it was that heavy 🥺
this getting nearly 100k likes on the other site, transphobes are of course being completely normal about it and not stroking the fuck out
the way terfs can’t decipher humour and sarcasm is great because I’m trying to give them an aneurysm
October 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
this getting nearly 100k likes on the other site, transphobes are of course being completely normal about it and not stroking the fuck out
if I paid for premium on Twitter I would’ve made bank but I refuse to also give that man my own money
October 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
if I paid for premium on Twitter I would’ve made bank but I refuse to also give that man my own money
the way terfs can’t decipher humour and sarcasm is great because I’m trying to give them an aneurysm
October 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
the way terfs can’t decipher humour and sarcasm is great because I’m trying to give them an aneurysm
what are you doing to me French Twitter
October 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what are you doing to me French Twitter
men are so funny bc how you gonna police my body when you can’t even keep your own hair on your head, focus on your own problems baldo and fix them whispies
October 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
men are so funny bc how you gonna police my body when you can’t even keep your own hair on your head, focus on your own problems baldo and fix them whispies
had my lovely French friend round for lunch today and I asked her to read this aloud and it sounded so beautiful but she was like ummmm they’ve just called you a slut and a pig basically 😂
the QT has done like 10 times better than my post lmao
the QT has done like 10 times better than my post lmao
October 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
had my lovely French friend round for lunch today and I asked her to read this aloud and it sounded so beautiful but she was like ummmm they’ve just called you a slut and a pig basically 😂
the QT has done like 10 times better than my post lmao
the QT has done like 10 times better than my post lmao
it’s soup season bitches
October 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
it’s soup season bitches
missed my bois but one of them shat on my slippers
guess who
guess who
October 13, 2025 at 9:54 AM
missed my bois but one of them shat on my slippers
guess who
guess who