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kaonashi806.bsky.social
Affreux Jojo
@kaonashi806.bsky.social
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Probablement poisson rouge dans une vie antérieure / Embracing chaos since (none of your business) / Slow is beautiful 🦥 / Essaie d'être drôle, sans grand succès
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Affreux Jojo @kaonashi806.bsky.social · Jan 11
Pourquoi je suis fan de hockey, déjà ?
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nordengail.bsky.social
Ce matin, je vous parle d'IA générative et des personnes étrangères

2 prémisses
1. L'IA générative a un énorme avantage : elle comprend toutes les langues, répond ds ttes les langues et passe d'une langue à une autre en 1 seconde
2. Toutes les associations de France voient leur budget s'effondrer
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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poischiche.bsky.social
Fasciné par cette photo trouvée sur Mastodon.
if you face swap Mulder and Scully they look like a great Synth Pop band. (above a photo of face swapped Mulder and Scully)
November 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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jesseltaylor.bsky.social
COUNT I

Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.

COUNT II

The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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lizclimo.bsky.social
Top: bear and rabbit are watching a scary movie and having snacks. Bear asks “do plants have ghosts?” Rabbit replies “no, I don’t think so. Why” Bottom: bear says “that’s good. Bc a lot of them have died in my house”
October 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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csmfht.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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footalitaire.bsky.social
288 pages
101 définitions
25 ans de révolutions tactiques

Le 5e ouvrage des Dé-Managers, co-écrit avec @ckuchly.bsky.social

Dans toutes les librairies le 13/11/2025 (liens ci-après)
October 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
BRAND NEW Far Side from Gary Larson just dropped
a jazz club named "Club Gombe" with a chimpanzee band going nuts on stage and more chimps hooting and hollering at the tables. one empty table has a card on it reading "reserved for Jane Goodall"
October 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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chrixcoenen.bsky.social
If you see this, QTP with a gift of a vampire that isn't Dracula.
Walter Crane, ‘The capitalist vampire’ (1885) A giant bat feeds on an exhausted worker lying on the ground. Behind them, a female angel blows a trumpet. The vampire is called ‘Capitalism’ and the angel ‘Socialism’.
October 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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bertrand-k.bsky.social
Pépito is back home (22:05:17)
Lecornu qui passe par une porte
October 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
it's not FOR us
edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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cubidou.bsky.social
Le mec va mettre le 1er ministre en prod ce soir à 18 h.
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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theonion.com
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
kaonashi806.bsky.social
Pas d'erreur
October 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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mickacorreia.bsky.social
Via Les Echos
Dix choses qui durent plus longtemps que le gouvernement Lecornu (par Les Echos).
October 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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abdokro.bsky.social
[TW : Louis Sarkozy]
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«Mon papa à moi est un gangster. Mon papa à moi est un gangster, il est mouillé dans toutes les affaires.» Louy Sarkobugsy, Mentonnais amer
September 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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theonion.com
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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weshrubbery.bsky.social
September 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
kaonashi806.bsky.social
Mais tellement. 😩
darthmarmalade.bsky.social Thomas G. Atkinson @darthmarmalade.bsky.social · Sep 20
Do not punish the behaviour you want to see.
Do not punish the behaviour you want to see I mean, it seems pretty obvious when you put it like that, right? But how many families, when an introvert sibling or child makes an effort to socialize, snarkily say, "So, you've decided to join us"? Or when someone does something they've had trouble doing, say, "Why can't you do that all the time?" (Happened to me, too often.) Or any sentence containing the word "finally". If someone makes a step, a small step, in a direction you want to encourage, encourage it. Don't complain about how it's not enough. Don't bring up previous stuff. Encourage it. Because I swear to fucking god there is nothing more soul-killing, more motivation-crushing, than struggling to succeed and finding out that success and failure are both punished.
September 20, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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petbugs13.bsky.social
the royal family retuning to their roots of supporting fascists

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/17/w...
Behind Castle Walls, the Rich and Powerful Celebrate Trump
www.nytimes.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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celinextenso.bsky.social
Bah rendez @gdeleur.bsky.social enfin ?!
Non seulement on a pas prévu d'être gentils avec les fascistes, mais en plus c'est littéralement ce qu'a déclaré Trump 🤷‍♀️
Post de Guillaume. Les gens : "Trump n'est pas fasciste, allez réviser ce qu'est le fascisme !" Trump : "Les antifascistes sont des terroristes."
September 18, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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unpied.bsky.social
Case extraite de mon prochain album "Amour, fascisme & CDD"
Deux personnages en uniforme fascisant. L'un dit : De toute façon, avec ces gens-là, dès qu'on ne pense pas comme eux, qu'on admire les uniformes, qu'on veut contrôler les masses laborieuses et qu'on s'assoit sur les règles démocratiques, on est forcément des "fachos". L'autre répond : Bonjour les préjugés...
September 18, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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abdokro.bsky.social
« Gneugneugneu, gneugneu, gneugneugneu.»

#Bayrou
François Bayrou faisant sont discours devant l’Assemblée nationale
September 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
kaonashi806.bsky.social
How I met your munster

#FromageUnTitre
August 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
kaonashi806.bsky.social
Halloumi man bobo

#FromageUnTitre
August 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
kaonashi806.bsky.social
Sbrinz de Nice

#FromageUnTitre
August 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM