Kai
@kaiwright.bsky.social
Theatre producer, tea drinker, professional curmudgeon. Views are my own, or plagiarised from someone funnier.
I don’t want to be dramatic about it but if I ask for a flat white and you serve me a small latte, I am going to tut loudly and shake my head.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I don’t want to be dramatic about it but if I ask for a flat white and you serve me a small latte, I am going to tut loudly and shake my head.
Telling my kids this was Glinda and Elphaba
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Telling my kids this was Glinda and Elphaba
Idk man I just haven’t felt fergalicious in such a long time
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Idk man I just haven’t felt fergalicious in such a long time
If you don’t get excited about going through a car wash, why are you lying? I’m 32 years old and I still get excited about going through a car wash.
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If you don’t get excited about going through a car wash, why are you lying? I’m 32 years old and I still get excited about going through a car wash.
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Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
Adulthood is the moment at which you go from tolerating carrot cake to actually enjoying it.
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Adulthood is the moment at which you go from tolerating carrot cake to actually enjoying it.
Graham Linehan is a fucking weirdo, pass it on
September 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Graham Linehan is a fucking weirdo, pass it on
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Foxes having sex at 2am:
Literally nobody:
Foxes having sex at 2am:
a man in a suit and tie is making a face
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Foxes having sex at 2am:
Literally nobody:
Foxes having sex at 2am:
I’m not ashamed to admit I think pigeons are actually really fucking cute
June 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I’m not ashamed to admit I think pigeons are actually really fucking cute
What kind of sick pervert buys their lunch at Boots the chemist?
May 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
What kind of sick pervert buys their lunch at Boots the chemist?
what’s it called when you get a tummy ache after eating a whole packet or oreos, knowing full well it would give you a tummy ache?
April 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
what’s it called when you get a tummy ache after eating a whole packet or oreos, knowing full well it would give you a tummy ache?
Putting my name in the ring for next pope. I’m not catholic, but I think I’d look smashing in the big hat x
April 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Putting my name in the ring for next pope. I’m not catholic, but I think I’d look smashing in the big hat x
Happy Easter but only to everyone who works in theatre and isn’t getting a single minute of time off this weekend 🐰 that two show day is what Jesus would have wanted, queens x
April 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Happy Easter but only to everyone who works in theatre and isn’t getting a single minute of time off this weekend 🐰 that two show day is what Jesus would have wanted, queens x
Imagine acting prestige and your outfit is from Temu
April 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Imagine acting prestige and your outfit is from Temu
Might fuck about and join a cult x
April 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Might fuck about and join a cult x
WRONG it’s the walk to the Elizabeth Line at Liverpool Street station
March 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
WRONG it’s the walk to the Elizabeth Line at Liverpool Street station
the neurodivergent urge to lock eyes with the ceiling
March 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
the neurodivergent urge to lock eyes with the ceiling
Is there anything more profoundly embarrassing than a pro-life man voicing their silly little opinions? Literally shut the fuck up.
January 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Is there anything more profoundly embarrassing than a pro-life man voicing their silly little opinions? Literally shut the fuck up.
Me: my food was cold
Deliveroo: here’s 46p credit now shut your stupid mouth
Deliveroo: here’s 46p credit now shut your stupid mouth
January 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Me: my food was cold
Deliveroo: here’s 46p credit now shut your stupid mouth
Deliveroo: here’s 46p credit now shut your stupid mouth
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can i just say, none of this is very brat
January 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
can i just say, none of this is very brat
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Donald Trump. An Apology.
The new Private Eye is out now
The new Private Eye is out now
January 22, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Donald Trump. An Apology.
The new Private Eye is out now
The new Private Eye is out now
*shouts through tear filled eyes* TELL ME TOMORROW I’LL WAIT BY THE WINDOW FOR YOU
December 25, 2024 at 9:03 PM
*shouts through tear filled eyes* TELL ME TOMORROW I’LL WAIT BY THE WINDOW FOR YOU
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Every day from now on, there is gradually more daylight until summer.
December 21, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Every day from now on, there is gradually more daylight until summer.
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If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:
December 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM
If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:
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I once got elected as my country's opposition leader and the only thing I was noticed for in my first six weeks in office was having a go at sandwiches
December 12, 2024 at 5:28 PM
I once got elected as my country's opposition leader and the only thing I was noticed for in my first six weeks in office was having a go at sandwiches