Helo
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Here's the clip of Tony Dokoupil ending tonight's broadcast by absolutely gushing over "ultimate Florida Man" Marco Rubio.
January 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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If we’re just wishcasting at land that Hegseth drunkenly slurs will be strategically valuable to American interests, why not just announce goals to annex all of Ireland, Japan, Saudi Arabia. Or just off the dome, how about Poland, France, Netherlands, Belgium, Northern Africa…
January 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
If we’re just wishcasting at land that Hegseth drunkenly slurs will be strategically valuable to American interests, why not just announce goals to annex all of Ireland, Japan, Saudi Arabia. Or just off the dome, how about Poland, France, Netherlands, Belgium, Northern Africa…
That creepy guy in the bar who hovers near a group of attractive women while actively avoiding eye contact.
Jared Kushner has somehow found a place at Coalition of the Willing press conference with Scholz, Zelensky, Macron, Starmer and Witkoff.
Kushner has no official position in the US government.
Kushner has no official position in the US government.
January 7, 2026 at 1:04 AM
That creepy guy in the bar who hovers near a group of attractive women while actively avoiding eye contact.
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this is how every outlet should refer to X
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
this is how every outlet should refer to X
Retire bitch.
Schumer: "Republicans must -- if there was ever a time, they must step up to the plate. This is the time. And if they don't, they're gonna feel the heat from their constituents."
January 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Retire bitch.
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the 6% is the WaPo editorial board
One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
the 6% is the WaPo editorial board
Truly a child’s understanding of global politics or power.
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Truly a child’s understanding of global politics or power.
*crushed under rubble, blind, DNA shredding itself from Russian thermonuclear counter-attack*
Right or wrong, you can’t help but be in awe of how many foreign cities the US military destroyed in an unprovoked nuclear holocaust.
Right or wrong, you can’t help but be in awe of how many foreign cities the US military destroyed in an unprovoked nuclear holocaust.
Agree or disagree with the merits of the operation, you can't help but be in awe of the Wehrmacht's Blitzkrieg of Poland
January 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
*crushed under rubble, blind, DNA shredding itself from Russian thermonuclear counter-attack*
Right or wrong, you can’t help but be in awe of how many foreign cities the US military destroyed in an unprovoked nuclear holocaust.
Right or wrong, you can’t help but be in awe of how many foreign cities the US military destroyed in an unprovoked nuclear holocaust.
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Agree or disagree with the merits of the operation, you can't help but be in awe of the Wehrmacht's Blitzkrieg of Poland
January 4, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Agree or disagree with the merits of the operation, you can't help but be in awe of the Wehrmacht's Blitzkrieg of Poland
He’s a life sized puppet with 6 men’s hands up his ass.
January 4, 2026 at 8:30 AM
He’s a life sized puppet with 6 men’s hands up his ass.
Which podcasters will be set as viceroys of Venezuela and Greenland? Will Greenland be sponsored by HIMS or a protein powder?
this is why you must always oppose every act an imperialist country does, because then they’ll soon come for everyone
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Which podcasters will be set as viceroys of Venezuela and Greenland? Will Greenland be sponsored by HIMS or a protein powder?
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Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
Grok is it a war crime to kidnap a foreign head of state?
Ok, grok, but what if he’s Latino?
Ok, grok, but what if he’s Latino?
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Grok is it a war crime to kidnap a foreign head of state?
Ok, grok, but what if he’s Latino?
Ok, grok, but what if he’s Latino?
The only question he should be asking is what’s the record lowest time between articles of impeachment entered vs conviction, so he knows what his target should be.
Schumer says he wants to know: "How many troops are on the ground now, American troops? How many troops do they expect have a week from now, a month from now, a year from now?"
January 3, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The only question he should be asking is what’s the record lowest time between articles of impeachment entered vs conviction, so he knows what his target should be.
These bitches pre-wrote this obituary to Constitutional democracy like they pre-write obits for actors in their 70s.
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump reut.rs/3YWbo3K
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump
Nicolas Maduro ruled Venezuela with a heavy hand for more than 12 years, presiding over deep economic and social crises and resisting pressure from domestic opponents and foreign governments for political change.
reut.rs
January 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
These bitches pre-wrote this obituary to Constitutional democracy like they pre-write obits for actors in their 70s.
“We don’t want it, therefore it is not happening” is not the tautology these people who slurp the blood out of Trump’s IV think that it is.
GOP Rep. Mariannette Miller-Meeks: "We don't want to have troops on the ground. Iowans don't want that, Americans don't want that. We do not want nation building. This is not what's going to occur."
January 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
“We don’t want it, therefore it is not happening” is not the tautology these people who slurp the blood out of Trump’s IV think that it is.
Some real 1930s Nazi Germany shit, surprising nobody but NYT and WaPo.
January 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Some real 1930s Nazi Germany shit, surprising nobody but NYT and WaPo.
Defend the Homeland.
January 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Defend the Homeland.
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It's striking that progressives like Tim Walz and Zohran Mamdani evoke the middle American attitude that, "Yes, we can fix these social problems because we're Americans and it's the right thing to do!" While the "America first" right only emulates failed and failing nation-states elsewhere.
January 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
It's striking that progressives like Tim Walz and Zohran Mamdani evoke the middle American attitude that, "Yes, we can fix these social problems because we're Americans and it's the right thing to do!" While the "America first" right only emulates failed and failing nation-states elsewhere.
Yes, yes. Exhibit Z for why you no longer need to be ashamed for being white in America…
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Yes, yes. Exhibit Z for why you no longer need to be ashamed for being white in America…
How do I get a solid paying job as the dumbest motherfucker of a generation?
“Birthright subjectship only applied if your parents were under the protection of the sovereign, and if your parents had come unlawfully, without invitation... without safe conduct, they would not have been under the protection of the sovereign,” Wurman said.
www.thecentersquare.com/national/art...
www.thecentersquare.com/national/art...
Supreme Court could redefine 14th Amendment application
(The Center Square) - The U.S. Supreme Court will decide a case in 2026 challenging President Donald Trump’s authority to end birthright citizenship.
www.thecentersquare.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
How do I get a solid paying job as the dumbest motherfucker of a generation?
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This is how Christopher Caldwell begins his essay on Zohran Mamdani for the Claremont Review of Books.
Why are these people such freaks?
Why are these people such freaks?
December 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This is how Christopher Caldwell begins his essay on Zohran Mamdani for the Claremont Review of Books.
Why are these people such freaks?
Why are these people such freaks?
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Sinatra has gone woke
![Civil rights activism
From the 1940s Sinatra refused to perform for segregated audiences. In Las Vegas he forced the Sands to serve Nat King Cole in the dining room and, with Sammy Davis Jr., ended Jim Crow policies in Nevada hotels and casinos by
1961. 9! He headlined Carnegie Hall for Martin Luther King Jr. in 1961, led Rat Pack boycotts, donated heavily to SCLC and voter registration, and was praised by Vice President Humphrey after the Watts riots for teaching tolerance."] Orson Welles witnessed Sinatra physically
threaten a restaurant owner who refused service to a Black musician.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:of56nmyuqzvjta7qlf7gwht6/bafkreihcwqha74luvn5td5tugqr4welplshkdqtabytg7ohgc23we7aedm@jpeg)
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Sinatra has gone woke
I get to kill black people? And claim I am doing something for Christians? 💦💦
Trump on Christmas: “Tonight, at my direction as Commander in Chief, the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria.”
December 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I get to kill black people? And claim I am doing something for Christians? 💦💦
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Since Trump returned to office, the Education Department’s civil rights office has not resolved a single racial harassment investigation.
It sends a message that “people impacted by racial discrimination ... don’t matter,” one attorney said.
It sends a message that “people impacted by racial discrimination ... don’t matter,” one attorney said.
Monkey Sounds, “White Power” and the N-Word: Racial Harassment Against Black Students Ignored Under Trump
Since Trump returned to office, the Education Department’s civil rights office has not resolved a single racial harassment investigation. It sends a message that “people impacted by racial discriminat...
www.propublica.org
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Since Trump returned to office, the Education Department’s civil rights office has not resolved a single racial harassment investigation.
It sends a message that “people impacted by racial discrimination ... don’t matter,” one attorney said.
It sends a message that “people impacted by racial discrimination ... don’t matter,” one attorney said.