John McKenzie
jwmckenzie.bsky.social
John McKenzie
@jwmckenzie.bsky.social
Father. Trial lawyer. Curious. Persistent. Posts are not legal advice. All views are mine alone.
Swing your partner 'round and 'round
End of the night, it's goin' down (oh-oh-oh)
One more shot, another round
End of the night, it's goin' down (at the largest gathering of people wearing bald caps)
Pitbull & BST Hyde Park are officially hosting a Guinness World Records attempt for the ‘largest gathering of people wearing bald caps’ during his headlining show on July 10th.
February 18, 2026 at 2:10 AM
What they’ve consistently done is something else.
JD Vance: "What we have consistently said is that we want to deport violent criminals, people who came in under the Biden administration, and get them out of the country so Americans' wages can go up."
February 17, 2026 at 8:48 PM
What ever happened to the unitary executive theory?
In other words, Iowa Republicans recognize that Iowa is very much in play for Dems in 2026.
February 17, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Think about it: this analogy is incredibly strained because staying in a hotel is nothing like voting.
Sen. Eric Schmitt on voter ID: "Think about it -- you have to show a photo ID or your driver's license to check into a hotel room, right? This is common sense."
February 17, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Going through a “listen to a lot of Celtic music for some reason” season right now.
February 17, 2026 at 4:04 PM
No one is entitled to anonymity when wielding the power of the state within our borders. Voters identify themselves when they vote by declaring their name and address under criminal penalty. I would love for ICE to do the same, though the analogy is incredibly strained.
Randy Fine: "They say photo ID is important for agents to have. I think we make that a standard. You have to have photo ID to vote. They don't want agents wearing masks. I think we make standard & say Muslim terrorists running around can't wear masks. Take their logic & jam it down their throats."
February 17, 2026 at 2:48 PM
“Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated.”
February 17, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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Recent CBS News news:
1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades
2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem
3. Producer says politics dictating what airs
4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table.
5. Not firing Epstein pal.
February 17, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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Wow.
February 17, 2026 at 3:59 AM
You identify yourself to vote. You don’t necessarily use a photo ID card. But you identify yourself orally and sign your name on the voter rolls. ICE wants no identification whatsoever. Also, ICE has no constitutional rights and voting is a right (though not expressly mentioned in the Constitution).
Emmer: "Another reform they claim they want is they want ICE agents to identify themselves, to show identification. But they don't want identification for voters in elections. I mean, this stuff is just intellectually inconsistent."
February 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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The Dow was at 43,488 when Trump took office. It just hit 50,000.

So if you had invested $43,488 in the US, you would now have $50,000. But if you had invested the same amount in the rest of the world, you would now be worth $60,000.

Lemme do a expla-youtube-nation
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYL5...
"Dow 50,000" Sound Nice. Until Justin Wolfers Shows You That U.S. Markets Are Coming 21st Out of 23.
What does “Dow 50,000” actually tell you—anything about the economy, or just that a number got bigger? Dow 50,000 is a milestone, not a measurement. The level of the Dow is basically arbitrary: it’s…
www.youtube.com
February 15, 2026 at 12:52 PM
You cannot convince a grand jury that the law is on your side, but you’re focused on law and order?
February 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
It’s time for the third revolution. Not a hot war. But a movement like the Renaissance to shed authoritarian orthodoxies that are resurgent again.
rubio’s invocation of “western civilization” — defined here as racial and religious chauvinism, if not outright supremacy — is a rejection of the more egalitarian and universalistic notions that came out of america’s two revolutions.
February 15, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Whenever he does this dictator nonsense, the chorus for impeachment from the public and Dems in Congress should be deafening.
“There will be Voter I.D. for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not!”
February 14, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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"Conway struck [an] urgent tone: 'We are facing a president who does not care about the rule of law …. He has to go. We cannot last three more years of this. It’s either him or us. It’s America or Trump.”
February 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Trump posted a video depicting the first Black president and his wife as apes and his excuse for this is that it's a riff on The Lion King, a movie that does not feature any apes. Somehow this was a one-day story and we've already moved on.
February 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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What if we had an entire foreign policy based on the petty resentments and insecurities of mediocre weak men?
Trump: "So I put on a 30% tariff, which is very low. I got an emergency call from I believe the prime minister of Switzerland. She was very aggressive ... I didn't really like the way she talked to us, so instead of giving her a reduction, I raised it to 39%."
February 11, 2026 at 5:42 AM
When the no bill issues.
February 11, 2026 at 1:35 AM
February 11, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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the affidavit reads exactly like this meme
February 10, 2026 at 8:16 PM
February 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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4 months after Trump pardoned Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, Forbes reports that Binance now holds $4.7 billion of the $5.4 billion supply of Trump’s World Liberty Financial stablecoin. That is 87%. It is the largest corruption scandal in the history of the US presidency.
February 10, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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lol
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Fat Joe giving Bad Bunny his flowers:

youtube.com/shorts/2hZ-b...
Fat Joe Praises Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Halftime Performance #fatjoe #superbowl #badbunny
YouTube video by Entertainment Tonight
youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 AM
I stand by it.
You know how they switched the names of Greenland and Iceland around to trick people because Greenland is icy and Iceland is green? Well, they did the same thing with Bad Bunny. He’s actually a “Good Not-Bunny (i.e., a human).”
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM