jonah, from twitter
@justjonah.bsky.social
I like movies and mid-range jumpshots
Got pulled over for speeding. I said sorry officer, I was listening to “Wolf Like Me” by TV on The Radio. He gave me a ticket for not speeding fast enough.
October 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Got pulled over for speeding. I said sorry officer, I was listening to “Wolf Like Me” by TV on The Radio. He gave me a ticket for not speeding fast enough.
911 Nashville may well be the worst television show that’s ever aired
October 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
911 Nashville may well be the worst television show that’s ever aired
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A centuries-old rivalry tonight, Pirates vs. stormy seas
October 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
A centuries-old rivalry tonight, Pirates vs. stormy seas
TUESDAY AND OR WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL wouldn’t fit in the wide shot
Looks like all the Conference USA teams are writing WEEKDAY CUSA on the field for their Tuesday/Wednesday slate and I’m sorry but you have to have a catchier phrase than that
October 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
TUESDAY AND OR WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL wouldn’t fit in the wide shot
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Wednesday Night football is the place to be
So join us in Murfeesboro, Tennessee
So join us in Murfeesboro, Tennessee
October 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Wednesday Night football is the place to be
So join us in Murfeesboro, Tennessee
So join us in Murfeesboro, Tennessee
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So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?
Hulk Hogan:
Hulk Hogan:
October 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?
Hulk Hogan:
Hulk Hogan:
Task is a great show
October 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Task is a great show
Shame Franklin
October 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Shame Franklin
I am too busy listening to Title Fight’s 2012 hit album Floral Green to worry of show girls and tight ends
October 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I am too busy listening to Title Fight’s 2012 hit album Floral Green to worry of show girls and tight ends
The government has shut down which means Ted Cruz has been released from captivity
October 1, 2025 at 10:46 AM
The government has shut down which means Ted Cruz has been released from captivity
ONE TEAMS CALL AFTER ANOTHER (2025)
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
ONE TEAMS CALL AFTER ANOTHER (2025)
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Oklahoma fans are making hype reels for hand surgeons, get on their level
September 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Oklahoma fans are making hype reels for hand surgeons, get on their level
I need something like the flags at the beach that tell you how safe the water is except it’s to tell me how likely it is that Jelly Roll will appear in something I’m watching or listening to
August 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I need something like the flags at the beach that tell you how safe the water is except it’s to tell me how likely it is that Jelly Roll will appear in something I’m watching or listening to
If it’s wrestlemania 17 who is Tommy Dreamer and who is Paul Hayman #thepeopleareasking
So are we calling this series the Fred Durst Series or the Wrestlemania 17 Series
May 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
If it’s wrestlemania 17 who is Tommy Dreamer and who is Paul Hayman #thepeopleareasking
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A buddy of mine told me years ago that not being on Twitter for a few days feels like you're missing everything, but that after a few weeks, you realize you've missed nothing. Haven't been over there in a while and have no desire to check in with that crowd whatsoever.
May 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A buddy of mine told me years ago that not being on Twitter for a few days feels like you're missing everything, but that after a few weeks, you realize you've missed nothing. Haven't been over there in a while and have no desire to check in with that crowd whatsoever.
Blondshell prob has my album of the year
May 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Blondshell prob has my album of the year
If I went teams calendar for teams calendar rn I’d clear this whole app
May 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If I went teams calendar for teams calendar rn I’d clear this whole app
Reporting an email I don’t wanna deal with as phishing
April 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Reporting an email I don’t wanna deal with as phishing
Me at chick fil a 🤝 UCLA
Let me get two Polynesians
Let me get two Polynesians
April 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Me at chick fil a 🤝 UCLA
Let me get two Polynesians
Let me get two Polynesians
The Pitt is genuinely the greatest thing on tv
April 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The Pitt is genuinely the greatest thing on tv
God please never take Kevin Harlan from us
March 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
God please never take Kevin Harlan from us
Pitino and Calipari meetup in the second round:
March 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Pitino and Calipari meetup in the second round:
I won’t elaborate but the adult version of showing up to school late with McDonald’s is leaving work at 2pm
March 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I won’t elaborate but the adult version of showing up to school late with McDonald’s is leaving work at 2pm
I prayed for times like this
February 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I prayed for times like this
Instagram ads show me so much cool stuff and then just have me aghast at the prices
February 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Instagram ads show me so much cool stuff and then just have me aghast at the prices