Justin
justinlaurenzi.bsky.social
Justin
@justinlaurenzi.bsky.social
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Wasn't sure I would stick around here, but I'm enjoying it. Guess that means I should set expectations.

Philly sports

Pro wrestling

Political yelling about our impending hellscape.

Maybe some stuff about living with Muscular Dystrophy? Seems like that would get in the way of shitposting.
CJGJ doing the "Tobias Harris over me?!" Detonate Lincoln Financial Field.
“What’d I say? They’re gonna fold.” — C.J. Gardner-Johnson.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I do wonder what Sirriani’s reaction to a beatdown would be. Whole thing feels untenable.
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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The screen door slams, Mary's dress sways
Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays
Roy Orbison's singing for the lonely
Hey, that's me and I want you only
Don't turn me home again
I just can't face myself alone again
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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This is the impact and an example of the different types of people YOU help. Younger or aged out of the system and needing help with a start.
Had me tearing up like wow yeah go buy something stupid that makes you happy
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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There's a trans charity that is similarly structured!

www.transanta.com
Transanta
Send gifts to trans youth in need, safely and anonymously!
www.transanta.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Every year Treb helps boost this awesome charity and raise tens of thousands of dollars for foster kids. Please grant a wish or donate if you can! Just sharing helps too!
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I think I missed the first Hidden Biblical Alien Race?
Out: conspiracies involving sex trafficking children. In: conspiracies involving sex trafficking *giants.*
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
He looks like he just got out of prison after doing January 6th.
he looks like he’s about to tell Dave Dombrowski that time is a flat circle
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Aaron Nola after he has one good start.
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Lmao. Credit to Chuck. That's genuinely very funny.
*SCHUMER SAYS HE IS VOTING 'NO' ON GOP BILL
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Thing is, you gotta find actual progressives if you want to start primarying. The Spanberger/Sherrill type moderates are liable to cave just like these guys are now.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Weren't health savings accounts a Bush idea, like, 20 years ago?
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Adam Silver is a dork.
One Embiid crotch chop = $50K fine
November 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Can we wait, like, 72 hours before we start doing MLB labor stuff?
November 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
October 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Seems bad.
There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles
Trump 2028
There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles
econ.st
October 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Think about some of the absolute dickheads who’ve been on the radio in Philly and then think about how cool Pierre Robert was.
October 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I'm just here to say that was the first Union game I've watched since the Apple TV thing started and lol holy shit I'm so unbelievably back in.
October 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This feels like as much a reflection on Arch as anything? You'd wanna stay if you really believed in the kid?
I’m told that representatives for Texas coach Steve Sarkisian have let NFL decision makers know that he would be interested in potential head coaching openings, including the Titans’.

More: www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...
October 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The Irish! 25% of my heritage, 100% badass for doing this.
For context she’s probably more left than your most leftist elected representative
October 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
One of the things that surprises me is how little control the Phillies (and Eagles for that matter) have over what gets said on their radio partner. The face of the franchise talked to a to a trusted reporter about being made uncomfortable by, essentially, a WIP creation.
October 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.
October 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Owen Tippett bodysnatched Michkov.
October 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM