✨Juniper✨
@juniperthefatty.bsky.social
he/him. leftist, disabled, AuDHD, T2 diabetic, fat (liberationist about it), and polyamorous. certified femme himbo. stoner husband. hedonistic af. committed to revolutionary trans joy.
definitely one of the people of all time🌈
definitely one of the people of all time🌈
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✨Juniper✨
@juniperthefatty.bsky.social
· Jul 23
my beige flag is sometimes I accidentally laugh like Scooby Doo when I'm quite amused by something
quick someone bring me a big bag of lemon and lime sour patch kids
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
quick someone bring me a big bag of lemon and lime sour patch kids
I just saw someone say they don't like dark meat chicken because it's "too chewy" and I'm??????
white meat is way worse on chewiness wdym
white meat is way worse on chewiness wdym
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I just saw someone say they don't like dark meat chicken because it's "too chewy" and I'm??????
white meat is way worse on chewiness wdym
white meat is way worse on chewiness wdym
y'all remember when they gave chris evans the olay super serum and he became captain america
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
y'all remember when they gave chris evans the olay super serum and he became captain america
I love being a grown up bc sometimes you get to just get high and make some late night stir fry noodles
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I love being a grown up bc sometimes you get to just get high and make some late night stir fry noodles
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Out of context this deadass looks like Kirk is whacking Spock off
November 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Out of context this deadass looks like Kirk is whacking Spock off
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
lmao the front man of counting crows looks vaguely like Shrek (I only realized this bc "Accidentally in Love" came up on my Spotify and a recent artist picture was on the tv)
October 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
lmao the front man of counting crows looks vaguely like Shrek (I only realized this bc "Accidentally in Love" came up on my Spotify and a recent artist picture was on the tv)
Courtesy of my brain fog, stomping is now called "yelling with your feet"
October 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Courtesy of my brain fog, stomping is now called "yelling with your feet"
I only found out today that Love is Blind is not, in fact, a dating show about blind people falling in love
a man in a blue shirt and tie is making a funny face in front of a blender .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is making a funny face in front of a blender .
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I only found out today that Love is Blind is not, in fact, a dating show about blind people falling in love
got that mix of 'The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage' and 'Grillz' stuck in my head
October 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
got that mix of 'The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage' and 'Grillz' stuck in my head
every time I rewatch DS9 I love Julian Bashir's little goofy ass even more
October 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
every time I rewatch DS9 I love Julian Bashir's little goofy ass even more
100 Grand is by far the most criminally underrated candy bar I will not be taking questions at this time
October 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
100 Grand is by far the most criminally underrated candy bar I will not be taking questions at this time
I kinda forgot the absolute wild ride that is the 95 Mortal Kombat movie. Why does Raiden's accent keep changing? Why is he white? Why is reptile shaped like a fucking chameleon? The fluffiness of Liu Kang's hair...?
October 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I kinda forgot the absolute wild ride that is the 95 Mortal Kombat movie. Why does Raiden's accent keep changing? Why is he white? Why is reptile shaped like a fucking chameleon? The fluffiness of Liu Kang's hair...?
The 2nd wedding anniversary is where you get married in a video game, get drunk, and watch the 90s Mortal Kombat.
I love her more than words can possibly express.
I love her more than words can possibly express.
October 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The 2nd wedding anniversary is where you get married in a video game, get drunk, and watch the 90s Mortal Kombat.
I love her more than words can possibly express.
I love her more than words can possibly express.
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history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
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As I'm learning unmasking and being truer to myself and unearthing the parts I've buried I'm realizing how much that sort of "intrinsically annoyed at the way another person is existing" feeling can often be a fear response of "they're doing something I've internalized as dangerous"
October 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
As I'm learning unmasking and being truer to myself and unearthing the parts I've buried I'm realizing how much that sort of "intrinsically annoyed at the way another person is existing" feeling can often be a fear response of "they're doing something I've internalized as dangerous"
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One needs no more evidence of how messed up this country is than that John Brown is commonly thought of as having been out of his mind rather than than being among the few reasonable people around at the time. Seeing a bunch of enslaved humans and going "absolutely the fuck not" is the correct take.
October 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
One needs no more evidence of how messed up this country is than that John Brown is commonly thought of as having been out of his mind rather than than being among the few reasonable people around at the time. Seeing a bunch of enslaved humans and going "absolutely the fuck not" is the correct take.
when I started Boston Legal I certainly did not expect Rev Al Sharpton to show up as himself multiple times in the first season. wild
October 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
when I started Boston Legal I certainly did not expect Rev Al Sharpton to show up as himself multiple times in the first season. wild
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Cops lie!
So do FBI, ICE, and anyone who gets paid to terrorize people on behalf of the government.
So do FBI, ICE, and anyone who gets paid to terrorize people on behalf of the government.
October 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Cops lie!
So do FBI, ICE, and anyone who gets paid to terrorize people on behalf of the government.
So do FBI, ICE, and anyone who gets paid to terrorize people on behalf of the government.
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This is fucking horrifying.
A man was just chased and arrested outside of the Broadview ICE facility in Chicago. When legal observers from the National Lawyers Guild asked why, an agent threatened to arrest them too.
September 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This is fucking horrifying.
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A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23.
A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."
A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."
September 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23.
A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."
A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."
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this.
reposting with alt text!
reposting with alt text!
September 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
this.
reposting with alt text!
reposting with alt text!
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You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.
September 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.
happily rereading The Song of Achilles again and I've decided it's just a good book to have incense burning while reading
September 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
happily rereading The Song of Achilles again and I've decided it's just a good book to have incense burning while reading