jumpsplat120
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Definitely one of the people of all time. Micro micro micro niche Internet celebrity. Clinically insane.
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to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
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nothing makes me feel like more of a hacker than typing LINUX at the LILO prompt and hitting enter
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
nothing makes me feel like more of a hacker than typing LINUX at the LILO prompt and hitting enter
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computing really changed for the worse when we scaled up from gigglebytes to terrorbytes
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
computing really changed for the worse when we scaled up from gigglebytes to terrorbytes
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I’m sorry for calling it a Severance (2022) reference when you switched who was fronting in the elevator. but in my defense,
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I’m sorry for calling it a Severance (2022) reference when you switched who was fronting in the elevator. but in my defense,
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Heyyyy I don't wanna be a bummer but I think the great darkness that sleeps beneath the earth is about to awaken from it's 10,000 year slumber. Yeah the one from the prophecy? Yeah man that was today. Sorry dude.
November 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Heyyyy I don't wanna be a bummer but I think the great darkness that sleeps beneath the earth is about to awaken from it's 10,000 year slumber. Yeah the one from the prophecy? Yeah man that was today. Sorry dude.
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getting my shit sucked by the celestial dragon who lives behind the sun
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
getting my shit sucked by the celestial dragon who lives behind the sun
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Just enter your name and birthday to create a new account, then start earning points! Simply type each thought or feeling you have, or remember having, and any associated events or circumstances, into the myData field and tap the Scrape button. More unique data means more points, and better coupons!
October 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Just enter your name and birthday to create a new account, then start earning points! Simply type each thought or feeling you have, or remember having, and any associated events or circumstances, into the myData field and tap the Scrape button. More unique data means more points, and better coupons!
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Look maybe this is the pile of laundry speaking but I’m starting to think wearing clothes might be overrated
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Look maybe this is the pile of laundry speaking but I’m starting to think wearing clothes might be overrated
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Video games put terrible ideas in the heads of young people, like if you dedicate yourself to overthrowing a gilded despot, hot witches will want to take lots of baths with you.
October 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Video games put terrible ideas in the heads of young people, like if you dedicate yourself to overthrowing a gilded despot, hot witches will want to take lots of baths with you.
@spicymancer.bsky.social your Tumblr is deactivated??
October 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
@spicymancer.bsky.social your Tumblr is deactivated??
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Who up yingin they yang rn
October 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Who up yingin they yang rn
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Started my new job at AWS this morning! Pushed a big red button. Hope that doesn’t do anything.
October 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Started my new job at AWS this morning! Pushed a big red button. Hope that doesn’t do anything.
October 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Did a write-up for porting Lua into Hackmud: www.jumpsplat120.com/lua_in_hackm...
First, I want to say thank you, whoever you are, for reading my writeup.
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October 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Did a write-up for porting Lua into Hackmud: www.jumpsplat120.com/lua_in_hackm...
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I heard someone on a podcast say that music is boring now and, look, I am saying this as kindly as I can…skill issue.
October 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I heard someone on a podcast say that music is boring now and, look, I am saying this as kindly as I can…skill issue.
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hmm this Art. it speaks to me
October 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
hmm this Art. it speaks to me
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Being friends with absolute gigachad artists making wonderful artworks (even often industry professionals) is absolutely funny to me, as I'm just sitting here like "hi, I make runtime errors and later bang my head against the wall trying to fix them"
October 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Being friends with absolute gigachad artists making wonderful artworks (even often industry professionals) is absolutely funny to me, as I'm just sitting here like "hi, I make runtime errors and later bang my head against the wall trying to fix them"
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bedrotting is so awesome but have you tried occasionally taking care of yourself
October 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
bedrotting is so awesome but have you tried occasionally taking care of yourself
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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This strikes me as pretty bad
October 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This strikes me as pretty bad
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I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.
September 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.
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Please stop using OpenTorment!!! It's only open-core! TormentLibre is the fully FOSS alternative!
September 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Please stop using OpenTorment!!! It's only open-core! TormentLibre is the fully FOSS alternative!