jumpsplat120
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Definitely one of the people of all time. Micro micro micro niche Internet celebrity. Clinically insane.
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
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no!!! shake shack will kill patient. she needs in n out double double to live
i need it n out so bad!!! jury is still out on the collar and such but ughhhh i need a double double rn
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
no!!! shake shack will kill patient. she needs in n out double double to live
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born to play video game
forced to see gamer discourse online
forced to see gamer discourse online
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
born to play video game
forced to see gamer discourse online
forced to see gamer discourse online
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important: i have been told that everything is computer but i have also concluded that all computers are broken, please advise
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
important: i have been told that everything is computer but i have also concluded that all computers are broken, please advise
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Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability
lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...
"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...
"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
SVG Filters - Clickjacking 2.0
A novel and powerful twist on an old classic.
lyra.horse
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability
lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...
"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...
"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
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even if the word is completely nonsexual and not related to illicit drugs or anything like that, autocorrect will very frequently ignore a completely obvious correction of an anatomical word, a scientific word, etc. meanwhile the things fucking autocapitalize and correct brand and product names.
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
even if the word is completely nonsexual and not related to illicit drugs or anything like that, autocorrect will very frequently ignore a completely obvious correction of an anatomical word, a scientific word, etc. meanwhile the things fucking autocapitalize and correct brand and product names.
Everyone says you can't tune a fish but that's due to the inherent microtonal nature of saltwater inhabitants. If you're willing to forgo 12-tet it's actually quite easy. This is why bass fish are fans of Bobby McFerrin, the jazziness is in their DNA
"u can't tune a fish haha!" i think i could. i could do it if the need arose
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Everyone says you can't tune a fish but that's due to the inherent microtonal nature of saltwater inhabitants. If you're willing to forgo 12-tet it's actually quite easy. This is why bass fish are fans of Bobby McFerrin, the jazziness is in their DNA
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as part of our conservation program we are giving 12-gauge shotguns to all clouded leopards in our wildlife reserve. we’d like to remind our visitors “good luck, lmao”
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
as part of our conservation program we are giving 12-gauge shotguns to all clouded leopards in our wildlife reserve. we’d like to remind our visitors “good luck, lmao”
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kids these days are such wimps. when i was your age the child mortality rate was much higher
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
kids these days are such wimps. when i was your age the child mortality rate was much higher
I think it is so cool and fun where you literally have to own a Mac to build an iOS app. God forbid I make a fun little thing with friends without first laying down 3k for the newest fruit product
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I think it is so cool and fun where you literally have to own a Mac to build an iOS app. God forbid I make a fun little thing with friends without first laying down 3k for the newest fruit product
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Every time I see a Microsoft 365 Copilot advert I am SO glad I don’t have the kind of life that would need me to use Microsoft 365 Copilot…
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every time I see a Microsoft 365 Copilot advert I am SO glad I don’t have the kind of life that would need me to use Microsoft 365 Copilot…
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bro seems a little... you know... "agentic"
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 AM
bro seems a little... you know... "agentic"
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C++ is for little worms
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
C++ is for little worms
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Not a hair out of place with the upcoming Operator & Drifter Remaster coming with The Old Peace update this December!
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Not a hair out of place with the upcoming Operator & Drifter Remaster coming with The Old Peace update this December!
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to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
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nothing makes me feel like more of a hacker than typing LINUX at the LILO prompt and hitting enter
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
nothing makes me feel like more of a hacker than typing LINUX at the LILO prompt and hitting enter
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computing really changed for the worse when we scaled up from gigglebytes to terrorbytes
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
computing really changed for the worse when we scaled up from gigglebytes to terrorbytes
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I’m sorry for calling it a Severance (2022) reference when you switched who was fronting in the elevator. but in my defense,
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I’m sorry for calling it a Severance (2022) reference when you switched who was fronting in the elevator. but in my defense,
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Heyyyy I don't wanna be a bummer but I think the great darkness that sleeps beneath the earth is about to awaken from it's 10,000 year slumber. Yeah the one from the prophecy? Yeah man that was today. Sorry dude.
November 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Heyyyy I don't wanna be a bummer but I think the great darkness that sleeps beneath the earth is about to awaken from it's 10,000 year slumber. Yeah the one from the prophecy? Yeah man that was today. Sorry dude.
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getting my shit sucked by the celestial dragon who lives behind the sun
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
getting my shit sucked by the celestial dragon who lives behind the sun