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no fucking kings
Probably the funniest statement you could release in this scenario
NEW: Mark Epstein says that the "Bubba" he joked about with his brother Jeffrey Epstein "is not, in any way, a reference to former President
Bill Clinton."
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
every social media platform that turned a double-tap on a picture into a “like” instead of a “zoom” should be tarred and feathered
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
charly bliss mentioned
What thin gruel we would've had to suffer for 15 years until Charly Bliss was ready to take up the mantle. Hurley? One Format album? You should be down on your knees thanking God that Damian Kulash's sister is a choreographer with too much free time
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
workplace compliance training speedrun (world record)
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
vaxxed?
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
will smith just slapped chris rock at the oscars
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
got the new iphone but my life did not immediately improve. hmmmmmm. further investigation needed
October 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
As a total layperson it’s actually surprising to me that the cost of construction here is quoted at *only* ~4x the same square footage for an apt building. I would not have batted an eye if construction costs at the White House were, like, 10x those of normal construction!
October 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
oh word?
October 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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our purely arbitrary betrayal of Canada is one of the things which makes me angriest about Trump II
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
It’s freeing to become a 😂 guy
October 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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my paternal great grandparents got off a boat in Newark and were americans from the moment they touched american soil. my only objection to that pattern is that i think we should send a plane to pick up anyone who declares themselves an american.
blood-and-soil nativism repels me on a cellular level
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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like. what metric are you even trying to optimize. the people who told you "you cannot hit a target you cannot define, and you have no theory of what this 'product' even is, or how it would make money" are right.
October 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
it’s called a cummerbund because it cummers your bund
September 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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September 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Those are definitely the terms to focus on
September 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.
September 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Chicago forever
September 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Amazing new age verification procedure requires no government ID, no credit card numbers, no photography

import { setTimeout } from 'node:timers/promises'

const verifyAge = async () => {
await setTimeout(568_036_800_000)
return true
}
September 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It’s on the moon
🚨 *TRUMP TO ANNOUNCE SPACE COMMAND HEADQUARTERS AT 2 PM EASTERN
September 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Lots of alpha in reading phone screens over the shoulders of businesspeople at the US Open
August 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Stop 3 bound
#ZcavengerHunt
August 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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As a principled statistics and charts enjoyer I would like to state that you cannot get mad at republicans arguing against fictitious crime if you get mad at will stancil for posting charts showing that the economy was strong in 2024
August 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
it didn’t even explode right
I know “rocket science” is literally shorthand for “very difficult task,” but are they trying to rediscover rocketry from first principles or something? how is it this bad?
NEWS 🚨: Australia's historic first-ever orbital rocket crashes after attempting to take off

It lasted about 14 seconds
July 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
getting into intermittent fasting out of laziness
July 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM