Probably the funniest statement you could release in this scenario
NEW: Mark Epstein says that the "Bubba" he joked about with his brother Jeffrey Epstein "is not, in any way, a reference to former President
Bill Clinton."
Bill Clinton."
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Probably the funniest statement you could release in this scenario
every social media platform that turned a double-tap on a picture into a “like” instead of a “zoom” should be tarred and feathered
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
every social media platform that turned a double-tap on a picture into a “like” instead of a “zoom” should be tarred and feathered
charly bliss mentioned
What thin gruel we would've had to suffer for 15 years until Charly Bliss was ready to take up the mantle. Hurley? One Format album? You should be down on your knees thanking God that Damian Kulash's sister is a choreographer with too much free time
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
charly bliss mentioned
workplace compliance training speedrun (world record)
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
workplace compliance training speedrun (world record)
vaxxed?
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
vaxxed?
will smith just slapped chris rock at the oscars
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
will smith just slapped chris rock at the oscars
got the new iphone but my life did not immediately improve. hmmmmmm. further investigation needed
October 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
got the new iphone but my life did not immediately improve. hmmmmmm. further investigation needed
As a total layperson it’s actually surprising to me that the cost of construction here is quoted at *only* ~4x the same square footage for an apt building. I would not have batted an eye if construction costs at the White House were, like, 10x those of normal construction!
The ballroom will cost $2,700 per square foot... to build an apartment building (which has lots and lots of plumbing) is like ~ $700 sqft ... what is he actually building?
9 things to know about the $250 million ballroom Trump is adding to the White House
The 90,000-square-foot ballroom will dwarf the main White House itself, at nearly double the size, and Trump says it will accommodate 999 people.
www.pbs.org
October 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
As a total layperson it’s actually surprising to me that the cost of construction here is quoted at *only* ~4x the same square footage for an apt building. I would not have batted an eye if construction costs at the White House were, like, 10x those of normal construction!
oh word?
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
“For Mr. Trump, the common thread weaving together so much of what he does — at home and abroad — is power,” Ben Rhodes writes.
“For Mr. Trump, the common thread weaving together so much of what he does — at home and abroad — is power,” Ben Rhodes writes.
Opinion | The Thread Tying Together Everything Trump Does
Whether he is negotiating a deal in the Middle East, bombing boats off the coast of Venezuela or deploying troops to American cities, it’s always about power.
nyti.ms
October 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
oh word?
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our purely arbitrary betrayal of Canada is one of the things which makes me angriest about Trump II
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
our purely arbitrary betrayal of Canada is one of the things which makes me angriest about Trump II
It’s freeing to become a 😂 guy
October 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
It’s freeing to become a 😂 guy
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my paternal great grandparents got off a boat in Newark and were americans from the moment they touched american soil. my only objection to that pattern is that i think we should send a plane to pick up anyone who declares themselves an american.
blood-and-soil nativism repels me on a cellular level
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
my paternal great grandparents got off a boat in Newark and were americans from the moment they touched american soil. my only objection to that pattern is that i think we should send a plane to pick up anyone who declares themselves an american.
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like. what metric are you even trying to optimize. the people who told you "you cannot hit a target you cannot define, and you have no theory of what this 'product' even is, or how it would make money" are right.
October 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
like. what metric are you even trying to optimize. the people who told you "you cannot hit a target you cannot define, and you have no theory of what this 'product' even is, or how it would make money" are right.
it’s called a cummerbund because it cummers your bund
September 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
it’s called a cummerbund because it cummers your bund
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Those are definitely the terms to focus on
OpenAI and Microsoft agree key terms in contract renegotiation on.ft.com/4nneOGV
OpenAI and Microsoft agree key terms in contract renegotiation
Nonbinding terms mark progress in talks to unlock OpenAI’s eventual IPO
on.ft.com
September 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Those are definitely the terms to focus on
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These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.
September 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.
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Amazing new age verification procedure requires no government ID, no credit card numbers, no photography
import { setTimeout } from 'node:timers/promises'
const verifyAge = async () => {
await setTimeout(568_036_800_000)
return true
}
import { setTimeout } from 'node:timers/promises'
const verifyAge = async () => {
await setTimeout(568_036_800_000)
return true
}
September 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Amazing new age verification procedure requires no government ID, no credit card numbers, no photography
import { setTimeout } from 'node:timers/promises'
const verifyAge = async () => {
await setTimeout(568_036_800_000)
return true
}
import { setTimeout } from 'node:timers/promises'
const verifyAge = async () => {
await setTimeout(568_036_800_000)
return true
}
It’s on the moon
🚨 *TRUMP TO ANNOUNCE SPACE COMMAND HEADQUARTERS AT 2 PM EASTERN
September 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It’s on the moon
Lots of alpha in reading phone screens over the shoulders of businesspeople at the US Open
August 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Lots of alpha in reading phone screens over the shoulders of businesspeople at the US Open
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As a principled statistics and charts enjoyer I would like to state that you cannot get mad at republicans arguing against fictitious crime if you get mad at will stancil for posting charts showing that the economy was strong in 2024
August 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
As a principled statistics and charts enjoyer I would like to state that you cannot get mad at republicans arguing against fictitious crime if you get mad at will stancil for posting charts showing that the economy was strong in 2024
it didn’t even explode right
I know “rocket science” is literally shorthand for “very difficult task,” but are they trying to rediscover rocketry from first principles or something? how is it this bad?
NEWS 🚨: Australia's historic first-ever orbital rocket crashes after attempting to take off
It lasted about 14 seconds
It lasted about 14 seconds
July 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
it didn’t even explode right
getting into intermittent fasting out of laziness
July 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
getting into intermittent fasting out of laziness