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no fucking kings
denaturalization of any sort, for any reason, for anyone, is imo profoundly evil. even for fraud. citizenship should irrevocable. want to stop fraud? find it before you grant citizenship. sizable fine reasonable for citizenship fraud, and other crimes you punish under regular criminal law, sorry!
The denaturalization project, no matter how it is cloaked in law, is inherently a politically targeted abuse of power until they go after the single most prominent case of naturalization fraud in the country: Elon Musk obtaining his citizenship by lying about his prior immigration status violations.
cool, cool. so we are sort of like citizens, but not really?
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
sometimes i want to get a shirt that says “everything happens at the margin” but honestly everyone is probably already too entrenched in their beliefs for it to convince anyone
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 PM
doubles luge one of the funniest sports. why are there two of them
February 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
sama opening his essay about anthropic’s ad with “first of all i laughed”
February 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
tonight someone mentioned moltbook and then left the apartment and someone else asked “what’s moltbook” and i just put my head in my hands
January 31, 2026 at 5:31 AM
he’ll ya
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
must cop DSNY bomber jacket. i would pay sooooooo much for this
We're getting a snowstorm tomorrow. But New York City is prepared.
January 25, 2026 at 4:53 PM
not falling for this
"I could eat these cabbage steaks every day. Tender with crispy edges, these were well seasoned and so delicious." nyti.ms/3LNNzYZ
January 25, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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"Apparently I am supposed to guess what the mandamus petition is about and then respond. I will do so." is incredibly badass
A magistrate judge found no probable cause to support arrest warrants for 5 people involved in the St. Paul church protest.

DOJ appealed to the 8th Cir.

That appeal led to this remarkable letter from the Chief Judge of the Minnesota district court…

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 24, 2026 at 6:44 PM
yea but it’ll help
January 24, 2026 at 5:13 AM
everyone should be doing a lot more experimentation with their hair & facial hair. it grows back you know
January 24, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Iceland catching strays
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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a few nights ago i rode a bus for about 15 minutes or so. once it got close to the stop near my home i hit the button to request a stop. soon after, the bus driver stopped the bus and let me off
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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lol it's my first day at the bus company and all of these assholes keep telling me i have to go to union station???
January 20, 2026 at 3:31 AM
@alexbores.nyc would love if your site had at least a minimal “Policy”/“Platform” page or similar, very bare rn
January 19, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Hamster MRI.
January 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Technically a bruise is “internal bleeding”
Zero percent chance this is true.
January 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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This is the sort of statement that was expected from every university president and law firm partner over the last year. That those statements weren’t made played a huge part in where we are now and people will remember.
Jerome Powell: "This is about whether the Fed will be able to continue to set interest rates based on evidence and economic conditions—or whether instead monetary policy will be directed by political pressure or intimidation."
January 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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america: fuck yeah.
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Fantastic news: Jumhyn has been nominated for a Business Excellence Award
January 7, 2026 at 11:18 AM
dudes rock moment
Zohran Mamdani, the first Muslim New York City mayor, will also be the first mayor to use the Quran at his swearing in. For his ceremony at City Hall, he will use his grandfather’s and at least one other family Quran.
Mamdani Will Be First N.Y.C. Mayor to Use the Quran at His Swearing-In
Zohran Mamdani, New York City’s first Muslim mayor, will use two family Qurans and one that belonged to the writer Arturo Schomburg at his two swearing-in ceremonies.
nyti.ms
December 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
if im in a foreign country im trying to get fleeced at least a little
December 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM