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jule
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setup wizard in their 27 cent life crisis

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on twitter i was funny. these are just my thinkings

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the price of community
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
cynthia and ariana have fucked and they can't just be normal about it
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
on youtube shorts i hate the guy that's like, "Japan's Candy Aisle Just Got A Major Upgrade! Check out this new Minature Bendable Chocolate with Edible Gummy Shells," does anyone know that guy
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
(film guy who's only ever seen Ice Age 2) no you do not understand the siginifance, scrat is literally sisyphus-
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
reading through 10+ years old message-boards of people arguing about keeping wild rabbits as pets, this is the spice of life!!!, this was what the internet was made for!!
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
this is what this website's all about
Fat tabby looking cute 😁
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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The word twice. So good they named it twice.
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
still shocking how everyone likes Dispatch so much, we finished it yesterday and were so disappointed

also, spoiler i guess
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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No Nut November is like Pride Month for people whose fetish is sexual guilt

r/NoFap is their Stonewall Inn
November 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
do i buy the same wallet that i currently have, again

(i paid 4 dollars for it in 2021, i'm seeing it on poshmark for 28)
October 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
one of the dentists who operated on me said that she saw my septum ring in the x-ray beforehand and thought it was cool,
I take those wins
October 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
lehh
October 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.

Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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ZOHRAN MAMDANI SURVIVOR AD THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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When no one was looking I snuck a bottle of roll-on salad dressing—a completely made-up product—into the town’s time capsule.
October 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
listen to women!! if a woman tells you she's a bad person, believe her!!
October 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i'm like if an unstoppable force and an immovable object had a baby
October 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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i'm gonna do it, i'm gonna share my one time code
October 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
imagining someone who went into a coma in 2020, waking up up to this
Rev. David Black stood in front of a Chicago-area ICE facility and began to pray.

The masked ICE agents on the roof responded by firing pepper balls, with one striking him in the head

religionnews.com/2025/10/07/i...
October 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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look ai is completely destroying the world with massive pollution and is using up water at a concerning rate but at least you get to use technology that lies to you and is the primary propaganda mechanism by fascists
October 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
please please please restaurants, stop promising me maple syrup when it's pancake syrup, who do i need to talk to
October 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a vegan will eat nutritional yeast but a Vegan will eat Nooch
October 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
what will they cancel next
September 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
September 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM