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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
there are currently nine Mormons in congress and their church publicly acknowledges that their prophet-founder had child brides in the 1800s
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
there are currently nine Mormons in congress and their church publicly acknowledges that their prophet-founder had child brides in the 1800s
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Curtis Sliwa is the Trisha Paytas of politics does that make sense
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Curtis Sliwa is the Trisha Paytas of politics does that make sense
was it rampaging toward her or was it, as the article says, just roaming around a full sixty feet away?
should you also shoot your neighbor's dog from across the street if you think it has COVID or an STD?
should you also shoot your neighbor's dog from across the street if you think it has COVID or an STD?
November 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
was it rampaging toward her or was it, as the article says, just roaming around a full sixty feet away?
should you also shoot your neighbor's dog from across the street if you think it has COVID or an STD?
should you also shoot your neighbor's dog from across the street if you think it has COVID or an STD?
No Nut November is like Pride Month for people whose fetish is sexual guilt
r/NoFap is their Stonewall Inn
r/NoFap is their Stonewall Inn
November 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
No Nut November is like Pride Month for people whose fetish is sexual guilt
r/NoFap is their Stonewall Inn
r/NoFap is their Stonewall Inn
you've had some bad professors so I gotta know what's wrong with this one
October 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
you've had some bad professors so I gotta know what's wrong with this one
taking cum from a man who is too dead to shoot it out on his own, call that violating a ceasefire
October 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
taking cum from a man who is too dead to shoot it out on his own, call that violating a ceasefire
I wonder if the IDF still has those cum bridages to collect the cum from dead soldiers
October 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I wonder if the IDF still has those cum bridages to collect the cum from dead soldiers
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in my dream I heard a crazy rumor that George Clooney only puts the condom on the tip
October 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
in my dream I heard a crazy rumor that George Clooney only puts the condom on the tip
the idea that Christopher Columbus is some Italian icon is especially wacky when you think about how America is named after a different colonizer who is way more Italian
of course that guy sucked too but y'know
of course that guy sucked too but y'know
October 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
the idea that Christopher Columbus is some Italian icon is especially wacky when you think about how America is named after a different colonizer who is way more Italian
of course that guy sucked too but y'know
of course that guy sucked too but y'know
hi "loki", I'm uncle mobius!
October 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
hi "loki", I'm uncle mobius!
I'm "loki" feeling like you just haven't read the morbius wiki
October 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I'm "loki" feeling like you just haven't read the morbius wiki
I thought morbious wasn't in the MCU...
October 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I thought morbious wasn't in the MCU...
it's a tradition in my family to get unreasonably hyped seeing maria menounos before a movie
October 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
it's a tradition in my family to get unreasonably hyped seeing maria menounos before a movie
my wife sent me a Dear John letter, which I oughta just call a John Deere letter on account of she's attractored to other men
October 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
my wife sent me a Dear John letter, which I oughta just call a John Deere letter on account of she's attractored to other men
i know right? like why were they so biased against him? it's crazy I can't even understand it
September 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i know right? like why were they so biased against him? it's crazy I can't even understand it
the Wokerine be like "hey bub (gender neutral term of address) I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do best ain't pretty by heteronormative standards" and then his claws are syringes of HRT
September 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
the Wokerine be like "hey bub (gender neutral term of address) I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do best ain't pretty by heteronormative standards" and then his claws are syringes of HRT
does YouTube automatically send you these reports to make you make them more money or did you have to look into this
September 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
does YouTube automatically send you these reports to make you make them more money or did you have to look into this
the style of it was really fun and even if the algo doesn't like you for travel content I hope you can keep making more fun lighthearted videos with inspirational original soundtracks
September 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
the style of it was really fun and even if the algo doesn't like you for travel content I hope you can keep making more fun lighthearted videos with inspirational original soundtracks
trying to figure out if you have Tylenol Autism or Vaccine Autism or 5G Autism or Food Dye Autism or Seed Oil Autism based on your vibes
September 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
trying to figure out if you have Tylenol Autism or Vaccine Autism or 5G Autism or Food Dye Autism or Seed Oil Autism based on your vibes
Weird Old Man Cinematic Universe where the villains of:
- The Menu
- Opus
- Heretic
- Knives Out: Glass Onion
- Him (probably, haven't seen it yet)
all team up and build an even bigger death trap and they get to take turns monologuing to hot young people about their fucked up ideologies
- The Menu
- Opus
- Heretic
- Knives Out: Glass Onion
- Him (probably, haven't seen it yet)
all team up and build an even bigger death trap and they get to take turns monologuing to hot young people about their fucked up ideologies
September 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Weird Old Man Cinematic Universe where the villains of:
- The Menu
- Opus
- Heretic
- Knives Out: Glass Onion
- Him (probably, haven't seen it yet)
all team up and build an even bigger death trap and they get to take turns monologuing to hot young people about their fucked up ideologies
- The Menu
- Opus
- Heretic
- Knives Out: Glass Onion
- Him (probably, haven't seen it yet)
all team up and build an even bigger death trap and they get to take turns monologuing to hot young people about their fucked up ideologies
tree ice cream guy if you're reading this I will be your wife as long as I get one scoop of each ice cream you make
September 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
tree ice cream guy if you're reading this I will be your wife as long as I get one scoop of each ice cream you make
RFK Jr please make tree ice cream commercially available instead of whatever tf you're doing right now!! I'm sick of the tree ice cream guy getting to enjoy all these unique ice creams by himself!!
September 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
RFK Jr please make tree ice cream commercially available instead of whatever tf you're doing right now!! I'm sick of the tree ice cream guy getting to enjoy all these unique ice creams by himself!!
as a principled leftist, I will wait to comply after the order has been given. it's just the polite thing to do
September 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
as a principled leftist, I will wait to comply after the order has been given. it's just the polite thing to do