Jim Turnage
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Jim Turnage
@jturnage.bsky.social
I'm boring.
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Sacks through their first 34 career games (reg and post):

Joe Burrow: 118
David Carr: 107
Drake Maye: 102
Andrew Luck: 77
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
PALO ALTO, CA—Hailing the new product as a “game changer” in the development of large language models, Silicon Valley insiders confirmed Tuesday that an AI chatbot that only responds “huh” had been va...
theonion.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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wrote a little bit about Lindsey Vonn and the brutal nature of downhill skiing, a sport where basically every athlete has suffered multiple catastrophic injuries and keeps coming back, chasing something the rest of us can't possibly understand
sports.beehiiv.com/p/olympics-d...
February 9, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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MARIST'S LEAD CONTINUES TO GROW
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Is that a fixable thing in-game or is that something he'll need to rep in the off-season to fix?
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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Oh boy. “The University of Florida and the Florida Department of Health in Alachua County are investigating potential measles exposure in two UF classes following two confirmed cases in the county.
Health officials have begun contacting individuals who may have been exposed.” @aetiology.bsky.social
Measles exposure reported in two University of Florida classes, university says
The University of Florida and the Florida Department of Health in Alachua County are investigating potential measles exposure in two UF classes following two confirmed cases in the county.
www.news4jax.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:49 AM
I, for one, absolutely love the Greatest Standard Deviation of Pitch Velocity Era of baseball.
MLB pitches under 40 MPH:
2008 - 0
2009 - 0
2010 - 0
2011 - 0
2012 - 0
2013 - 0
2014 - 0
2015 - 0
2016 - 0
2017 - 0
2018 - 0
2019 - 0
2020 - 2
2021 - 19
2022 - 54
2023 - 83
2024 - 61
2025 - 201
February 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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with Mike LaFleur entering the ranks of NFL head coaches and the return of McCarthy, the league has survived the loss of McDaniel and Tomlin to maintain its status quo of 4 Head Coaches Named Mike for the seventh consecutive season
The Cardinals plan to hire Mike LaFleur as their head coach, sources tell me and @rapsheet.bsky.social

LaFleur, 38, spent the past three seasons as Sean McVay’s OC with the Rams. Now, Matt LaFleur’s younger brother gets his shot to run the show in Arizona.
February 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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Holy moly this chart: Cumulative US measles cases
January 28, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Certain schools should have specific plays they're required to run a given number of times per game. Wisconsin with power, UF with four verts out of shotgun fun-n-gun, FSU with bump-n-run coverage, etc. I'm sure you can think of a better list than I can.
January 27, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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when the Jets drafted Sam Darnold his OC/QB coach was Jeremy Bates who has not been hired to any job in football since. then they fired the coaching staff and hired Adam Gase who also has not been hired to any job in football since. no i'm not mad about it
January 26, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Aonishiki, the 21yo who fled the war in Ukraine 3yrs ago, continues his meteoric rise by winning the January tournament in a day 15 playoff (only necessary if a tie at top of standings); his 2nd-straight yusho on his quest to be the first European-born yokozuna.
January 25, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I'd even accept "I didn't like recruiting, just provide me with dudes to coach up"
January 22, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.
Immigration officers assert sweeping power to enter homes without a judge's warrant, memo says
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo obtained by The Associated Press reveals that the agency allows immigration officers to forcibly enter homes to make arrests without a judicial warrant.
bit.ly
January 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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well i guess we can finally settle the Tua-Herbert debate once and for all
A new OC for Justin Herbert. A great spot for Mike McDaniel and his family, with the added bonus of his wife being from California.
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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We got an Indiana national championship before GTA 6
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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From 2020 through 2023 -- four seasons -- Indiana won 15 games total.

Indiana won 16 games this year.
January 20, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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A complicated legacy:

Carson Back lost just six games in his college career.

In four of them, the final offensive play was a Beck INT with a chance to win the game.
January 20, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Fantastic answer.
Are 16-0 seasons the new standard at Indiana?

Cignetti smiles and tempers that level of expectation:

“From a schedule and record standpoint, I guess that would be the absolute definition of perfection, and perfection is impossible to attain on a consistent basis.”
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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disappointing doink from the upright at the national championship game tbh. no reverberation at all. if you're going to host the national championship game you've gotta take upright acoustics more seriously
January 20, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Jarrett Stidham right now
January 18, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
This is really the secret to a whole lot of things, TBH.
Natural talent is nothing compared to the ability to keep making shit long after everyone else has given up
January 15, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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We've gotta stop this AI crap on Facebook.
January 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM