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We are all Chief Brody this week.
February 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
We are all Chief Brody this week.
Decades later he'll save his own son and that will balance things out so that he can be a happy force ghost.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Master Skywalker
There are too many of them
What are we going to do?
Violets are blue
Master Skywalker
There are too many of them
What are we going to do?
a little boy is holding a blue light saber in front of a group of people and says " yap more " .
Alt: Anakin Skywalker, facing away from the camera, ignites his lightsaber, which makes a youngling in front of him jump in surprise.
The caption reads "yap more".
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Decades later he'll save his own son and that will balance things out so that he can be a happy force ghost.
First, leverage.
Second, if a DHS run by fascists doesn't get funded, are we really losing anything?
Second, if a DHS run by fascists doesn't get funded, are we really losing anything?
Fetterman on Fox News: "Shutting DHS down will have no impact on ICE. The director confirmed to my face in a hearing just this week, saying it has no impact because they already were funded with the big beautiful bill that I did not vote for. Why are all the Dems going to shutdown our entire DHS?"
February 14, 2026 at 11:31 PM
First, leverage.
Second, if a DHS run by fascists doesn't get funded, are we really losing anything?
Second, if a DHS run by fascists doesn't get funded, are we really losing anything?
MAGATS are pedophiles, criminals, rapists and murderers (and a few are good people, I hear), so we might as well round up them as well to be safe.
February 14, 2026 at 7:49 PM
MAGATS are pedophiles, criminals, rapists and murderers (and a few are good people, I hear), so we might as well round up them as well to be safe.
Just came back from seeing Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die.
Crazy, awesome movie in which I couldn't predict the ending. The best kind.
Crazy, awesome movie in which I couldn't predict the ending. The best kind.
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Just came back from seeing Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die.
Crazy, awesome movie in which I couldn't predict the ending. The best kind.
Crazy, awesome movie in which I couldn't predict the ending. The best kind.
Report filed under 'Everybody who isn't a MAGAT idiot already understands'.
NY Fed report says Americans pay for almost all of Trump's tariffs
Americans are shouldering almost all of President Donald Trump’s import tax surge, a report from the Federal Reserve Bank of New York said on Thursday.
www.reuters.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Report filed under 'Everybody who isn't a MAGAT idiot already understands'.
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Turns out that nothing is illegal if you're the guy who dictates what the people who enforce the laws do and don't do.
How is this even legal? Officials in the Trump administration dangled the release of billions in stalled funding for the Hudson River rail tunnel on the condition that Senator Schumer spearhead an effort to rename prominent transit centers in New York City and Washington in Trump’s honor.
Trump offered to unfreeze funding for NYC tunnel if Dulles airport, train station renamed for him, source says
U.S. President Donald Trump offered last month to drop his hold on funding for a key $16 billion New York Hudson River tunnel project in exchange for Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer supporting the re...
www.reuters.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Turns out that nothing is illegal if you're the guy who dictates what the people who enforce the laws do and don't do.
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True statement.
February 6, 2026 at 4:28 AM
True statement.
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Let’s be honest here: no one has ever bought a “share size” candy bar to share with someone.
February 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Let’s be honest here: no one has ever bought a “share size” candy bar to share with someone.
They weren't lies. We forget just how radical it was to found a nation on principles of liberty and freedom. Yes, the founders limited those who benefited, but they were not blind to the power of these ideals and that once unleashed could not be constrained.
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
They weren't lies. We forget just how radical it was to found a nation on principles of liberty and freedom. Yes, the founders limited those who benefited, but they were not blind to the power of these ideals and that once unleashed could not be constrained.
Kind of like trying to counterprogram the Super Bowl game itself with a pee-wee bowling tournament.
Turning Point USA announces Kid Rock as rival headliner to Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show
The conservative group says the “All-American Halftime Show” will be a celebration of “faith, family and freedom.”
www.politico.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Kind of like trying to counterprogram the Super Bowl game itself with a pee-wee bowling tournament.
Contrary to what the NY Post wants us to believe, I don't think Billie Eilish gives 2 flying fucks about anything some stupid MAGAT Xitter commenters and Youtube influencers think.
February 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Contrary to what the NY Post wants us to believe, I don't think Billie Eilish gives 2 flying fucks about anything some stupid MAGAT Xitter commenters and Youtube influencers think.
Somebody please get me a smaller violin.
ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring
ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Somebody please get me a smaller violin.
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When you do so many crimes, that no one can keep up. It’s truly insane.
February 2, 2026 at 6:19 AM
When you do so many crimes, that no one can keep up. It’s truly insane.
Even before cell phones most people only knew how to turn on a computer and run whatever programs they cared about. Not that much has changed except the form factor.
capitalists pushed smartphones so aggressively to make us forget how to use computer. i believe this
February 2, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Even before cell phones most people only knew how to turn on a computer and run whatever programs they cared about. Not that much has changed except the form factor.
Just another example of the naked corruption in this kleptocratic fascist regime we live in. Abu Dhabi pays $500m 'investment' in Trump's crypto crap and a few months later Trump grants access to US-made AI chips that had previously been blocked.
Trump sold ‘spy sheikh’ $500m stake in family crypto empire
Abu Dhabi royal was granted access to US-made AI chips that Biden had blocked
www.telegraph.co.uk
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Just another example of the naked corruption in this kleptocratic fascist regime we live in. Abu Dhabi pays $500m 'investment' in Trump's crypto crap and a few months later Trump grants access to US-made AI chips that had previously been blocked.
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Another reason to not give up hope.
Democrat Taylor Rehmet wins a reliably Republican Texas state Senate seat, stunning GOP
Democrat Taylor Rehmet won a special election for the Texas state Senate and flipped a reliably Republican district that President Donald Trump won by 17 points in 2024.
apnews.com
February 1, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Another reason to not give up hope.
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An excerpt from Sophie Gilbert’s review of the new Melania movie:
"Melania shows off her custom-made inauguration gown, stark white with black ribbons overlaying it, a dress that now looks unavoidably like the redacted Epstein files."
"Melania shows off her custom-made inauguration gown, stark white with black ribbons overlaying it, a dress that now looks unavoidably like the redacted Epstein files."
January 31, 2026 at 8:22 PM
An excerpt from Sophie Gilbert’s review of the new Melania movie:
"Melania shows off her custom-made inauguration gown, stark white with black ribbons overlaying it, a dress that now looks unavoidably like the redacted Epstein files."
"Melania shows off her custom-made inauguration gown, stark white with black ribbons overlaying it, a dress that now looks unavoidably like the redacted Epstein files."
A warm hotdog can fix quite a bit.
It’s 9:00am but I think a Costco hotdog could fix me.
January 31, 2026 at 8:39 PM
A warm hotdog can fix quite a bit.