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ellie / puppy :3
@ellsylv.bsky.social
it/she | poly lesBIan (🐾🩷 @loveliestlucille.bsky.social 🐾🩷 @transgenderweed.bsky.social 🐾🩷) | 26 | a doggie :3 | tcgs | hai :3 | 💉 11/25/24 | $ellsylv if you like me enough | elliethepuppy.github.io
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btw i have a blog, if ur interested
elliethepuppy.github.io/blog/
c has to be the worst fucking programming language ever created. it is such a piece of shit. it's impossible to parse unless you've been drilled on it since fucking childhood. anyone who says it's good is fucking braindead and wouldn't know a good language if it literally caved their skull in.
January 30, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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quick shuchi fanart! @peechpenku.bsky.social 💗

#shuchicrylic
January 28, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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Anyway, ICE must be abolished and we should not tolerate positions that are mealy mouthed about it.
January 29, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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#kiamei cmsn :> tysm!
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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but we're both...
January 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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i love t4t
January 26, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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a group of trans women is called a blessing
January 26, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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Basically I'm a cute girl
January 27, 2026 at 5:43 AM
"vinyl sounds better than digital" not true
January 27, 2026 at 7:47 AM
be cool if my internet didn't go out. thanks frontier, you useless fucks
January 27, 2026 at 7:24 AM
"theWelshWizard" generates his scripts with llms, at least in part. lots of rule of three and "not this, but that". like, every other sentence is one of these tells. SAD!
is every elder scrolls youtuber a fucking right wing dipshit? the only one i've found who focuses largely/primarily on elder scrolls that isn't following fucking jared kushner or isn't a transphobe is blind moth
January 25, 2026 at 10:27 PM
is every elder scrolls youtuber a fucking right wing dipshit? the only one i've found who focuses largely/primarily on elder scrolls that isn't following fucking jared kushner or isn't a transphobe is blind moth
January 25, 2026 at 10:05 PM
vitamin supplements and similar products are the modern-day snake oil
January 25, 2026 at 9:26 PM
project deleted. fuck this. i can't do fucking anything right
January 25, 2026 at 8:46 PM
this language just does no respect control flow whatsoever. the compiler should not be worried about returning invalid types or performing invalid operations for a type because it HAS BEEN CONTROLLED FOR
January 25, 2026 at 8:19 PM
i'm done i'm fucking done this is so goddamn stupid i cannot fucking believe how annoying this is lol why does literally everything just not work? why can't i fucking TELL THE COMPILER THAT MY TYPES WILL BE FINE. IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO RETURN THE WRONG TYPE BECAUSE I HAVE ACCOUNTED FOR THAT
January 25, 2026 at 8:04 PM
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOURE TRYING TO TURN "LICENSE" INTO A FUCKING INT WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IS THERE SO MUCH BAD BEHAVIOR FROM THIS COMPILER
January 25, 2026 at 8:03 PM
"undefined local variable" hm that's interesting because it doesn't get referenced until AFTER I FUCKING DEFINE IT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING'S PROBLEM
January 25, 2026 at 7:56 PM
"method must return (one of the only types that it can possibly return due to control flow), but is returning (one of those types plus string even though that is completely impossible, again, because of the fucking control flow)"

i am going to become the joker very shortly
January 25, 2026 at 7:31 PM
in a pissed off mood tonight. there will be more fury, but right now, a minor thing that particularly annoyed me because of the mood:

when i opened this post, instead of populating the text field, the audience button was highlighted and i was given an obvious tooltip. quit taking control from me.
January 25, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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birfday bun
January 23, 2026 at 6:41 AM
does anyone wanna be friends with a dog that writes bad software?
January 23, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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Angelic vision... 🙏
For the always inspiring @saphfox.tgirl.gay
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 PM
made a silly little thing. also, ditch github and get on codeberg

codeberg.org/elliethepupp...
ticker_tape
a useless library for making, operating on, and reading an array of ascii chars. use it to make a brainfuck interpreter i guess.
codeberg.org
January 22, 2026 at 11:22 PM
guy who agrees with the us annexation of the entire western hemisphere, not because he's an imperialist zealot, but because he's a feeder and needs america to be FATTER
January 20, 2026 at 10:11 PM