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More cheese and cowbell
She/her/daddy
I finally watched #thesubstance and that one is gonna stick with me for awhile I fear
October 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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That is in fact what this administration has done.
May 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I performed 15 gender reassignment surgeries at a drag queen brunch today and I 👏 am 👏 exhausted👏
May 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
BRB gonna go teach CRT at the local day care
May 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I know I'm behind, but the last 2 episodes of #Reacher were LIT
April 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Here’s the real reason why DOGE is gutting the IRS.

(Hint: it has nothing to do with “efficiency.”)
April 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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The air in Austin feels like wearing a moist velour track suit made of room temperature pudding
April 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.
April 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This is what kids do when they're bored at the table at Chili's
Elon Musk. Boy genius.
March 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Tucson, Arizona today.

Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.

23,000 showed up.
March 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
He decided, unelected, to climb in the inner workings of the US government and single handedly fuck with the lives of 322M people and now he's confused
being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out
March 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The president of the United States is using the white house to do a car commercial for the richest man on the planet while my 401k tanks. This is the bad place.
March 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Oh so this was the red wave y’all were talking about
March 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Of everything that's happening right now why in the ever living fuck is Netflix raising their gd rates AGAIN
February 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Human yawns are weird. Dog yawns are adorable.
February 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Cynthia Erivo and Herbie Hancock bringing me to tears was suprising and not suprising at the same time #grammys
February 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Truly worth the read, especially people on the fence about the news open.substack.com/pub/anntelna...
Why I'm quitting the Washington Post
Democracy can't function without a free press
open.substack.com
January 4, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Bettet or bettem
Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
January 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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That’s awesome!
January 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Right?
December 29, 2024 at 11:06 PM
🎶I never thought the leopards would eat my face🎶
He’s just now figuring this out
December 28, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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As a resident of West LA it's important to take a moment on Christmas Eve to remember those we lost in the 1988 Nakatomi terrorist attack.
December 24, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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[yelling over club music] I said the human experiment has been a failure
December 21, 2024 at 4:16 AM