Imitation Leatherman
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Imitation Leatherman
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What’s in name?

I can help you keep your plants alive.
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Gen-X saw the paint peeling on the façade, started picking at it, chipping away here and there, mostly fucking around, stepping back and saying oh wow now it looks like a ______. Millenials went with it and redesigned the paintjob around the damage, but made sure everyone knew it was façade.
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I don't expect the bluesky mods to enforce their TOS against government accounts.

But they are the ones who decided to make the social media site where all the autistic people hang out.

"Say what the rules actually are, then apply them like you said you would" is a bare minimum for this crowd.
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Really cannot stress enough that if you start from the assumption that no one deserves to be raped then you don’t have to highlight the specific vulnerabilities of particular survivors in order to get people on board with the fact that their violation was a bad thing
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Wow this guy is a straight up fucking dork
Bovino’s rant fits the authoritarian indicators in our assessment: empowered security forces acting with impunity, militarized immigration raids, executive overreach through federalized enforcement, and loyalty-driven ops unmoored from oversight. His tone isn’t an outlier but a symptom.
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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The cartel war in Mexico will fizzle out once you start arresting US officials.
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Anyone who is against the release of the Epstein Files is either in them, complicit or aiding and abetting.
#EpsteinFiles
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I like how after making such a dumb post the comments and quote posts are off.

I’m a gardener lol. I get clients by word of mouth because I’m skilled at my vocation. I didn’t have a cell phone when I started my hustle and rakes, shovels, pruners, and trowels are my tech. So ignorant.
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Is there a support fund for victims of SA who decide to break their non-disclosure agreements? There should be.
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Doing everything I can to get permanently banned from all meta platforms
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Now when I hear the phrase “think tank” I imagine a group of white dudes who never went to more than a year of college, and I immediately dismiss everything they say.
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
One thing I hate about politicians is when some shitty little rich kid starts talking about their constituents and says some weak shit like that. Look at him. He is ripe to be made fun of because he *expects* not to be. Make that motherfucker cry on tv. He won’t talk no more shit.
Acton: I’m running against a guy, Vivek Ramaswamy, who has said that people are struggling in Ohio because they’re lazy, they’re mediocre, they’re not working hard enough. And I can absolutely tell you that is not the Ohioans I know or see. I think he’s completely out of touch.
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Not to get all Sun Tzu on it, but when the enemy is weak and divided amongst itself, you do not relieve the enemy by allowing their partisans into your camp. You drive them closer together, force them into tighter company, and intensify their conflict.
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I think based on everything we know people are underestimating the possibility that Larry Summers deliberately sabotaged Obama rather than shot down a larger stimulus out of stupidity.
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Put the Epstein Survivors in front of the House and Senate Committees, under Oath and let the name names. This way we know who were there with him.
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I feel like the shittiest people who never get mentioned are the corporate lobbyists. Who are these people? Let’s start outing the worm-tongues.
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Hard, good reading by Jeet Heer

www.thenation.com/article/soci...
Jeffrey Epstein Was a Warlord. We Have to Talk About It.
www.thenation.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
We’re gonna find out all this shit was over a bet or something
This stuff is so crazy. Trump is now just letting his allies that helped him nearly overthrow the government take turns stealing taxpayer money.

Playing us all for suckers. The corruption of this regime will leave an indelible mark on our nation. 🇺🇸 www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
“Mr.president, they say you’re not the best child rapist, what do you say to that”

“I also suck dick”
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM
DHS COME TALK THAT SHIT TO MY FACE BITCH FUCK YOU AMERICA BOUT TO GET MEMPHIS UP IN THIS SHIT.
Yikes 😬 an official U.S. government account just referred to Americans as “imbecilic morons.” That’s… a choice.
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Check their hard drives
Dear apologists, the answer to the question “is trafficking a 15 year old for sex really all that bad?” is yes. I hope that clears that up for you.
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Can you imagine the bounties that’ll be on the people in the Epstein files?
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Can someone draw him on a yacht (profile angle) with a rope around his neck which is tied to a millstone that’s been dropped into the Gulf of Mexico. (Action squiggles around the remaining coiled rope plz)
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
What are the odds he’ll go full mob and fake his own death.
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM