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you should be able to play as princess diana in mario kart
January 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
you should be able to play as princess diana in mario kart
Yuck just had to pay my car tax 🥹💀
January 9, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Yuck just had to pay my car tax 🥹💀
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she sat down with the president of studio lambert and said let's make some fucking TELEVISION
January 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
she sat down with the president of studio lambert and said let's make some fucking TELEVISION
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Fiona starting a nuclear war for no reason #TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Fiona starting a nuclear war for no reason #TheTraitors
So far I’m really enjoying no Josh January ✨
January 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
So far I’m really enjoying no Josh January ✨
I’m still processing the Greek Tragedy like oh my daaaaays the best thing that’s ever happened
The #RHOSLC finale was everything I needed
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I’m still processing the Greek Tragedy like oh my daaaaays the best thing that’s ever happened
Just seen something saying that the MM flip it around is the gays version of 6 7 and I feel seen
January 8, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Just seen something saying that the MM flip it around is the gays version of 6 7 and I feel seen
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Good evening to Jade’s eye makeup only #TheTraitors
January 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Good evening to Jade’s eye makeup only #TheTraitors
Fuck my drag ✌🏻 I slipped on the ice 🤣
January 7, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Fuck my drag ✌🏻 I slipped on the ice 🤣
Run 3: Womp womp!!
I didn’t quit. I adapted. And that’s a win (even if it doesn’t feel like it)
- Wasn’t feeling it
- Road was sooo icy I decided to run to a park
- Slipped and walked home ✌🏻
I didn’t quit. I adapted. And that’s a win (even if it doesn’t feel like it)
- Wasn’t feeling it
- Road was sooo icy I decided to run to a park
- Slipped and walked home ✌🏻
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Run 3: Womp womp!!
I didn’t quit. I adapted. And that’s a win (even if it doesn’t feel like it)
- Wasn’t feeling it
- Road was sooo icy I decided to run to a park
- Slipped and walked home ✌🏻
I didn’t quit. I adapted. And that’s a win (even if it doesn’t feel like it)
- Wasn’t feeling it
- Road was sooo icy I decided to run to a park
- Slipped and walked home ✌🏻
What a silly silly time to wake up for a run
January 7, 2026 at 5:49 AM
What a silly silly time to wake up for a run
First time cooking with tofu, wish me luck!
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
First time cooking with tofu, wish me luck!
Waheyyyy 2025 Monzo 1p Savings Challenge completed 💸
January 6, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Waheyyyy 2025 Monzo 1p Savings Challenge completed 💸
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replacing my mouse cursor with the wiimote hand has elevated my computing experience to a new level
January 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
replacing my mouse cursor with the wiimote hand has elevated my computing experience to a new level
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goddamnit, your email found me.
January 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
goddamnit, your email found me.
Nothing but a loving partner 🤣🤭 leaving him cute notes
January 4, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Nothing but a loving partner 🤣🤭 leaving him cute notes
The house feels massive without all the Christmas tat 🙌🏻🎄
January 4, 2026 at 10:32 AM
The house feels massive without all the Christmas tat 🙌🏻🎄
Run 2:
9/10 effort
- ran a new route
- with almost double the elevation (65m vs 36m)
- and still went over a minute faster
Now back to bed 😴
9/10 effort
- ran a new route
- with almost double the elevation (65m vs 36m)
- and still went over a minute faster
Now back to bed 😴
January 4, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Run 2:
9/10 effort
- ran a new route
- with almost double the elevation (65m vs 36m)
- and still went over a minute faster
Now back to bed 😴
9/10 effort
- ran a new route
- with almost double the elevation (65m vs 36m)
- and still went over a minute faster
Now back to bed 😴
Unhealthy obsession with IKEA continues
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Unhealthy obsession with IKEA continues
Having a digital detox sorting through 20,000 iCloud Photos 😱
January 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Having a digital detox sorting through 20,000 iCloud Photos 😱