JP 🪿
@jparcher.com
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Its replacement is coming via Evri we’ve fucked it lads 🫣
Agggh our Air Fryer has broken 🫣
November 17, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Its replacement is coming via Evri we’ve fucked it lads 🫣
Agggh our Air Fryer has broken 🫣
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Agggh our Air Fryer has broken 🫣
Is today the day the Christmas tree goes up 👀🫣🎄
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Is today the day the Christmas tree goes up 👀🫣🎄
describe yourself in one emoji
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Describe yourself in one emoji
Describe yourself in one emoji
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November 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
describe yourself in one emoji
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WTF do they put in Buzzballs??
November 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
WTF do they put in Buzzballs??
Currently having the hangover from hell 💀
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Currently having the hangover from hell 💀
okay but why does my marmite have elton john on it?
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
okay but why does my marmite have elton john on it?
Anyone getting a sooo many spam insta follows from the same profile picture?
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Anyone getting a sooo many spam insta follows from the same profile picture?
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Coming to the realisation that my mental health is actually fine. It’s every fucker else around me that’s the problem 🙃
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Coming to the realisation that my mental health is actually fine. It’s every fucker else around me that’s the problem 🙃
Oh of course I’ve smashed my screen protector again m… I go through so many
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Oh of course I’ve smashed my screen protector again m… I go through so many
Newsflash… I made things worse
So to combat the anxiety of work… I’m logging in early to see what horrors are happening so that I can think about them for longer and make my anxiety worse
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Newsflash… I made things worse
So to combat the anxiety of work… I’m logging in early to see what horrors are happening so that I can think about them for longer and make my anxiety worse
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
So to combat the anxiety of work… I’m logging in early to see what horrors are happening so that I can think about them for longer and make my anxiety worse
drop that one song that instantly lifts your mood
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
drop that one song that instantly lifts your mood
So someone stopped me coming off a ride to ask me what aftershave I’m wearing 🥹👉👈
It’s a lush body spray 🫢🫢
It’s a lush body spray 🫢🫢
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
So someone stopped me coming off a ride to ask me what aftershave I’m wearing 🥹👉👈
It’s a lush body spray 🫢🫢
It’s a lush body spray 🫢🫢
Alton towers for the fireworks 🎆 🧨🎇🎡🎟️🎢
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Alton towers for the fireworks 🎆 🧨🎇🎡🎟️🎢
Good morning to the squirrels too
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Good morning to the squirrels too
Update: Turns out our outside socket was more like an outside tap… it was completely full of water 😳⚡️
Nice little half 5 wake up call when @jmcain.bsky.social wakes you up to say all the electrics in the house have stopped working
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Update: Turns out our outside socket was more like an outside tap… it was completely full of water 😳⚡️
Do you think super nanny Jo Frost will fix my crisis?
November 5, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Do you think super nanny Jo Frost will fix my crisis?