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I need way less help from AI than the world seems to think I do.
September 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
September 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I wrote about the excellent King of the Hill reboot, which offers a hopeful version of Texas - where disagreements happen over a beer in the alley, and where you can be set in your ways without using that as an excuse to be an asshole (or electing one). thebarbedwire.com/2025/08/13/k...
The ‘King of the Hill’ Reboot Will Heal Your Complicated Relationship with Texas
Season 14 imagines a Texas that isn’t a right-wing hellscape. And it’s nice.
thebarbedwire.com
August 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I boost stories on Meta for our local NPR station and they rejected an ad about registering to vote in a local election with no explanation but I’m sure everything is fine.
a stormtrooper from star wars is holding a gun and says move along .
ALT: a stormtrooper from star wars is holding a gun and says move along .
media.tenor.com
May 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This is 100% on Ted. What a gut-wrenching end for Houston.
April 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Strom Thurmond and Elon both taking an L on the same day is a hell of a white supremacy bankshot
April 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Out of context:
Funko pops are canon in the MCU.
March 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
As Wikipedia put it, it was their “last non-losing season in St. Louis.” An ambulatory 8-8.
drop an opinion about the 2006 st. louis rams that gets this reaction
March 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Ask your doctor if postseason Baylor basketball is right for you.
March 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I'm honestly running out of words I can use on the air to describe what's happening in and to this economy
March 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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HE'S LITERALLY READING A SALES PITCH
March 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This is your reminder that this parable is Jesus absolutely dog-walking the lawyer who asked it. The snark is *palpable* and intentional.
January 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Waiter: do you want salsa with your chips and queso as well?

Wife: no thank you

Me: yes, please, I walk in on her eating chips and salsa too often for any other answer
December 30, 2024 at 6:00 PM
This is a better halftime show than a good majority of the last decade or so at the Super Bowl.
December 25, 2024 at 11:22 PM
That hold was so blatant that Matt Jones actually pulled up short of making a play. Woof.
November 30, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Sawyer, buddy.
November 24, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Oh so it’s gonna be one of those West Virginia games huh
November 16, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Honestly for so much of the world going back to this administration must be like watching a friend go back to a toxic ex.
November 13, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Let’s go Bears. Way to bounce back.
November 10, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Look I feel like Apple buying Disney would trigger all kinds of anti-trust concerns, but honestly one of the biggest implications is around the way Apple handles user data with Disney assets in the mix.
July 20, 2023 at 12:33 AM