Josh Redhelm
joshredhelm.bsky.social
Josh Redhelm
@joshredhelm.bsky.social
You’re telling me that my wife went without pay for a month and a half, all while working full time, just for you to cave right after a resounding blowout in your own state. May this be your last term and someone with a backbone can take your place
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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As far as elections go, it’s important to remember that you Winsome, and you lose some.
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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If I had a shitload of money and wished to hasten the arrival of the Kingdom of God I would simply follow the clearly labeled instructions by housing immigrants, freeing prisoners, and so forth
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This, and the team not having announced STM renewals yet is not boding well for the future of DCU
“The smartest guy in football we’ve been around and the hardest working.”

@tombogert.bsky.social crashes out over DC United’s CSO hire and the club’s owner’s words about the man who has never worked in football 🤯
September 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Bella Chow
August 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
A truly wonderful union
An @afm-union.bsky.social and @sagaftra.org gal.

An NFLPA guy.

We love a union love story. Congrats Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce!
August 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Me two weeks ago: I mean the guy probably killed himself, prisoners do it all the time. Knock it off with all this conspiracy stuff, you sound like a QAnon weirdo

Me now: Trump and Epstein planned 9/11 to divert government resources from investigating their joint pedophilia ring
Breaking News: Speaker Mike Johnson said he would shut down the House until September to block a vote on calling for the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files.
Trump Live Updates: Johnson Blocks Epstein Vote as Justice Dept. Seeks Interview with Maxwell
trib.al
July 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
July 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Ownership can keep cycling through coaches and GMs without investing, or if they really care about this team then they could sell it to someone who can put their money where their mouth is and actually invest to make DC what it once was
July 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
@garrettmorrison.bsky.social I don't know if you saw, but the University of Minnesota is set to close their golf course. It's a 1929 Tom Vardon design. Sucks to see it go as it was a great track in a great area.
June 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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THE POPE CALLS IT "SOCCER"
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Pope Malört the first
May 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It better be poperoni pizzabella or we riot
May 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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iirc because of how qualification and coefficient points works, Inter Miami losing to the Vancouver Whitecaps in the CONCACAF Champions Cup semi-final counts as a loss for the MLS and a win for "Canadian Championship" the tournament between Canadian MLS teams and Semi-Pro teams that qualified them.
lionel messi has come to north america and gotten MLS'd by an uninspired Atlanta United team and gotten CONCACAF'd by the *~*Vancouver Whitecaps*~*, THESE STREETS AIN'T SWEET
May 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Can I tell you about someone else who we thought was dead, but then came back?
NEW VBS!

- Comically large wine bottle sizes named after Bible guys
- The political inspiration for the Golden Calves story
- Penis taunts, magic donkeys, and incompetent men blaming women? Well yeah, it's a Bible story
- @pastortrey05.com on reasons for hope even in times such as these
KINGS: National divorce (feat Trey Ferguson)
Podcast Episode · Vacation Bible School Podcast · 04/28/2025 · 1h 12m
podcasts.apple.com
April 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
That’s weird because I pay taxes and have a wife
WATCH | RFK Jr claims autistic children will never go on dates or pay taxes

Read the recent CDC autism report here: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
April 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
@garrettmorrison.bsky.social another masters question: the only bunker that really has the MacKenzie look is the fairway bunker at 10. I’m assuming there were more bunkers of that style around but have been rounded out over the years. Why did that happen?
April 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
@garrettmorrison.bsky.social I love the 13th at Augusta and think it might be the best hole in the world. We see other holes repeated or referenced over and over (road hole) but why don’t we see more copies of the 13th around?
April 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
God help us all
Nick Castellanos grand slam
#RingTheBell
April 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This is the only correct answer
Sweet Caroline
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
@garrettmorrison.bsky.social have you ever played P.B. Dye in Maryland? I’m going to play it for the second time next week and I wonder how it compares to his dad’s courses. PB is an accomplished architect in his own right, but I see traces of Pete everywhere
March 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Chuck, think of how many more books you can sell if you vote no and put up a fight
If we enter a shutdown, Congressional Republicans would weaponize their majorities to cherry-pick which parts of government to reopen.
March 14, 2025 at 11:08 AM