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Six Tiny Ghouls
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Author of the webcomic Please Forgive Me!!!
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Six Tiny Ghouls @josefschwem.com · Aug 18
Today's Please Forgive Me!!! comic is about haircare. It's complicated topic. for example, did you know you have to "care" for your hair? Apparently it's not supposed to get matted and filled with tiny swarming insects that constantly bite your neck and face! I know!!
gobolatula.bsky.social gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · Aug 18
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

If a guy was named Friar McJesus, do you think he'd feel pressured to become a man of the Irish cloth? Asking for the same friend.
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chipcheezum.bsky.social
Very proud to see my home state represented in the latest chapter of Chainsaw Man.
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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guilhernunes.bsky.social
snail king
A painting of a skeleton wearing floral clothing and holding a sunflower scepter atop a tree trunk, being admired by several snails.
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Todays Please Forgive Me!!! Comic is about Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977) (sometimes erroneously called "the bed that eats people)

art by @gobolatula.bsky.social as always
read at plz4give.me
gobolatula.bsky.social gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 1d
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

When I was a little kid and saw a chicken for the first time i lost my mind. Such a funny animal.
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Little Blue Ox [Fearsome Critter] - Benny was Babes weaker sibling. Ol'Paul moved him up to Devils Lake ND, The air did wonders for his health! Sadly he soon developed gluttony for pancakes & one day in a mania, swallowed a stove whole he exploded across South Dakota! samkalensky.com/products/benny
Benny in pancake heaven - sticker art by @samkalensky (yo thats me!) Benny leaps among the flowers Benny Leaps amongst the leaves W. B. Laughead 1922
June 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Sailors' Wisdom
(Beartato and Reginald are reading books on Sailors' Wisdom) REGINALD: "Red sky at night, sailors delight." BEARTATO: "Red sky at morning, sailors take warning." REGINALD: "Red sky at dawn, a storm's coming on." BEARTATO: "Red sky at noon, a storm's coming soon." REGINALD: "Red sky at dusk? That counts as night. Refer to previous wisdom, all right?" REGINALD: "Red sky tomorrow fills sailors with sorrow." BEARTATO: "Red sky today? That's prob'ly okay." REGINALD: "Red sky on the ground: you're upside-down." BEARTATO: "Reader beware, you're in for a scare." Oops, wrong book. REGINALD (tossing book away): I'm getting nothing. BEARTATO: Same. (They peed outside. Turns out they were on a boat! The sky is swirling purples and greens with some yellow orange spirals). REGINALD: Curse you, sailors
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA1U...
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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gobolatula.bsky.social
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

There should be a holiday celebrating the life of the guy who first discovered the banana. Just think for a second about how great those things are.
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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grobix.bsky.social
Right this way sir
#noimnotahuman
Let Ernest inside your home
September 24, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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I finally got around to playing "anthology of the killer" and I gotta say, it's got good vibes, good art, good music, good prose, it's funny. Good game.
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Today's Please Forgive Me!!! comic (art by @gobolatula.bsky.social) is about embarrassing childhood crushes. Whether its a handsome fireman or just a regular-ass lion, we all had em, and they're all shameful
gobolatula.bsky.social gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 6d
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

After much consideration, I think it should be illegal for really tasty, high-calorie food to make you gain weight if eaten in massive quantities. I just spent a month not eating potato chips and HATED it. Jk it was okay. :)
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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jayeatonart.bsky.social
This week on #RunawayToTheStars: Huh. That doesn't seem right.

Catch up: https://runawaytothestars.com
Read ahead: https://patreon.com/jayrockin
Doug: She's probably already listening. She has very good hearing. Talita looks up from where she has pressed her face against the corner wall of her bedroom with a start. She is younger, with round glasses and large baggy black hoodie. Both the humans around the coffee table and Talita in her bedroom are shown in an impossibly clean cross section of the entire building, which cuts through windows, walls, furniture, and objects with atomic precision, revealing their interior structure. Next to the break room with Doug and the others is a reception area with a desk and mailboxes. It's decorated with a banner of colorful eggs and flowers, and a large paper wall art "reading "HAPPY FEASTER!" flanked by vegetables and a cartoon chabbit holding a broom. On the floors above the break room and the lobby are the dormitories for foster teens, with hallways in the middle. Next to all the dormitory bedroom doors hang miniature decorated brooms, some doors with many more brooms than others. Each of the bedrooms is in a different state of disarray, all with multiple bunk beds and teenage residents who have decorated and arranged their belongings in unique ways. Talita’s bedroom in contrast houses only her, with a large mattress on the floor and an electronics work desk in between her dressers. The ceiling light fixture is unscrewed, with its wiring split between the light and a cable running towards the work desk, seemingly as another source of power after all the wall outlets were occupied by splitters and extension cables. Her posters and decorations feature human celebrity heart throbs and aircraft. Wind spinners hang in front of her window. Outside the cross section, even more impossible, is Earth's deep sea. The building appears to sit directly on the abyssal plain, its cut rooms open to the environment as if the surrounding water were just more air. Brittle stars and sea pigs crawl on the ground next to the floor of the lobby, while crinoids pop up outside the break room like flowers. A group of snail fish swim lazily around the bisected edge of the break room’s window, and far off in the distant dark waters, a bigfin squid drifts by. Talita rolls her eyes and heaves a great sarcastic sigh out of her excurrent nostrils, pushing to get up from the floor where she had been eavesdropping to join the adults. Then, she sees outside the cross section. There, pinned to the surface of the abyssal ooze with a colossal harpoon, is the twisted wreck of a small jet airplane. Coating its peeling metal skin and choking its turbines are growths of bacterial slime and anemones, and the rotting crevices of its shattered frame play house to octopuses, fish, brittle stars, and crabs. Twining through the rotting ribs of the fuselage is Bip's avatar, hundreds of meters long and composed from billions of glowing marine snow particles, making its body shine a brilliant white in the darkness of the abyss. Its head emerges from a great hole torn in the roof of the cockpit, reclining on the nose of the plane with folded arms. The harpoon lodged against the ribs of the plane pierces its chest, as if to trap them inside the wreck. It is looking at Talita.
November 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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derekmballard.bsky.social
building (1/2)
December 9, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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telodendron.bsky.social
dendroid highway 3
A grayscale comic framed by lumpy wires connected to copies of the talking skull from the previous comic. Panel 1: A dark trapezoidal fortress on an asteroid chunk in space. Pipes and shit stick out from the bottom of the asteroid. Talking skull (narrating): Creators of structure are long gone. I remain in its system and observe its inhabitants. Panel 2: close on centipede thing with a pyramid growing out of its head. it crawls and drools on a carved stone octagonal face. A huge open shaft stretches out behind it. Narration: “Crawlers…” Panel 3: A thing like a six legged turkey carcass with a square mouth hole climbs a spire in a dark, spire-filled place. Another thing like it can also be seen climbing in the background. Narration: “Climbers…” Panel 4: A thing with a hexagonal body, two thick legs, and some kind of sensory arm walks through a cavern. Jutting from the hexagon is an elephantine face, with trunk. Narration: “Trundlers…” Panel 5: A four winged flying bug swoops though the dark. Boxy structures can be seen on the ground and hanging from somewhere far above. The bug’s thin beak is open, revealing a tongue and a set of humanlike teeth. Narration: “Fliers…”
November 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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We're back! A dinosaur story. Today's Please Forgive Me!!! comic is about that particular strain of dread and shame you can only experience when you're 14 years old and in love with a stop motion puppet
gobolatula.bsky.social gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 8d
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

For the first time in my life, I ate a ghost. Now I'm sometimes controlled by the regrets of this dead dude but it was still cool.
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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glorious freedom from daylight savings! woke up feeling like a regular benny franks, eight AM, ready to go, and now its fully night time at 6 PM. lets goooo
November 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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I guess 20+ years really do change a person. I might finally be coming to terms with the possibility that my favorite movie might not be evil dead 2, but rather, army of darkness.
November 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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upongoblinhill.bsky.social
𝔗𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔨 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔏𝔲𝔠𝔨𝔶 𝔗𝔬𝔟𝔦𝔫

Dedicated to "Lucky" Tobin, who in his seventeen years savaged 4 werewolves, rescued 8 children from 6 separate Faerie abductions, drove off uncounted ghouls from innumerable cemeteries and banished all manner of ghosts, revenants, and wraiths who threatened mankind.
Text: Thank You Lucky Tobin Image: An All Souls Day shrine set before a framed painted portrait of a smiling happy-looking Golden Retriever. The shrine is covered in candles, photographs, thank you cards, flowers, and tennis balls. The painting glows with a warm comforting light like a beacon in the shadows
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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anyone know what the toughest scroll wheel in the mouse game is right now? I can tell my deathadder's is about to kick it and my priorities in a mouse have shifted from "elite pro gaming" to "reading 50+ chapters of korean webtoons in one go"
November 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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witchcian.bsky.social
LUCASARTS PRESENTS
Columbo in:
SCUMM of the Earth
#pixelart
a pixel art scene of Columbo doddering around rendered in a style reminiscent of LucasArts' Point and Click adventure games. Columbo is looking at a dog resting on the ground, with the inspect dialogue: "You're a real friendly boy aren't you? Oh, you're a girl." In his inventory is a cigar, an egg, some sunflower seeds and some dog treats.
October 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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did a new comic for my Halloween pals
#vigilsff vigilsforfriends.com
Ding Dong! Trickle treat! Kitty and Cyn are dressed as Team Rocket. Shirley answers the door. Kitty is pleased to have finally found Shirley’s house. Shirley is more interested in the phrase ‘trickle treat’. Kitty proudly says ‘hell yeah! Trickle treat baby! It’s Halloween!’ Shirley explains that ‘it’s not trickle treat. It’s trick or treat.’ Cyn admits she was just going along with it. Kitty, furious, ‘DISGRACEFUL! I’m 36 and nobody ever said SHIT’. She then explains to Cyn that she thought it was something like ‘trickle your treats in my mouth’. Shirley slams the door. Kitty laments that they didn’t get a treat.
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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beesmygod.bsky.social
"no"
October 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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neilaglet.bsky.social
happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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gobolatula.bsky.social
The Stupid Adventures of Ally & Pasqualo: "Start Wreck"
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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strangegutz.bsky.social
ZOMBIE AEROBICS
OOAK handmade art doll
October 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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There are birders who quietly snap photos of rare birds. And there are birders like me, who kill as many birds as possible without ever learning their names
October 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM