Holy shit
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Holy shit
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
When I was a little kid and saw a chicken for the first time i lost my mind. Such a funny animal.
When I was a little kid and saw a chicken for the first time i lost my mind. Such a funny animal.
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
When I was a little kid and saw a chicken for the first time i lost my mind. Such a funny animal.
When I was a little kid and saw a chicken for the first time i lost my mind. Such a funny animal.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
There should be a holiday celebrating the life of the guy who first discovered the banana. Just think for a second about how great those things are.
There should be a holiday celebrating the life of the guy who first discovered the banana. Just think for a second about how great those things are.
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
There should be a holiday celebrating the life of the guy who first discovered the banana. Just think for a second about how great those things are.
There should be a holiday celebrating the life of the guy who first discovered the banana. Just think for a second about how great those things are.
I call this meal "My Own Personal Hell."
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I call this meal "My Own Personal Hell."
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
After much consideration, I think it should be illegal for really tasty, high-calorie food to make you gain weight if eaten in massive quantities. I just spent a month not eating potato chips and HATED it. Jk it was okay. :)
After much consideration, I think it should be illegal for really tasty, high-calorie food to make you gain weight if eaten in massive quantities. I just spent a month not eating potato chips and HATED it. Jk it was okay. :)
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
After much consideration, I think it should be illegal for really tasty, high-calorie food to make you gain weight if eaten in massive quantities. I just spent a month not eating potato chips and HATED it. Jk it was okay. :)
After much consideration, I think it should be illegal for really tasty, high-calorie food to make you gain weight if eaten in massive quantities. I just spent a month not eating potato chips and HATED it. Jk it was okay. :)
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
For the first time in my life, I ate a ghost. Now I'm sometimes controlled by the regrets of this dead dude but it was still cool.
For the first time in my life, I ate a ghost. Now I'm sometimes controlled by the regrets of this dead dude but it was still cool.
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
For the first time in my life, I ate a ghost. Now I'm sometimes controlled by the regrets of this dead dude but it was still cool.
For the first time in my life, I ate a ghost. Now I'm sometimes controlled by the regrets of this dead dude but it was still cool.
The Stupid Adventures of Ally & Pasqualo: "Start Wreck"
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The Stupid Adventures of Ally & Pasqualo: "Start Wreck"
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The only thing I've been tempted to use AI for is to change the Solozzo murder scene in The Godfather to instead make Michael Corleone stand up and shoot himself in the penis. But no, not even for that will I stoop so low. I'll just do the ethical thing and hire Al Pacino.
October 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The only thing I've been tempted to use AI for is to change the Solozzo murder scene in The Godfather to instead make Michael Corleone stand up and shoot himself in the penis. But no, not even for that will I stoop so low. I'll just do the ethical thing and hire Al Pacino.
I had a dream that there was a sports team that replaced their offensive mascot with Glep. Then there were like tons and tons of people wearing Glep hats.
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I had a dream that there was a sports team that replaced their offensive mascot with Glep. Then there were like tons and tons of people wearing Glep hats.
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“Oh, look, this get better …‘F’ in history! You even flunk something not happen yet?”
October 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
“Oh, look, this get better …‘F’ in history! You even flunk something not happen yet?”
Last weekend I had an experience that most otaku can only dream of: I had to explain to an older Japanese man why I was wearing a Sailor Moon T-shirt. He looked confused, and perhaps disgusted, at the sight of a 41-year old odd-looking white dude still super enthused about a 90s little girl cartoon.
October 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Last weekend I had an experience that most otaku can only dream of: I had to explain to an older Japanese man why I was wearing a Sailor Moon T-shirt. He looked confused, and perhaps disgusted, at the sight of a 41-year old odd-looking white dude still super enthused about a 90s little girl cartoon.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Despite what researchers say, it's actually good for trees when it rains. They told me so.
gobolatula.com/pfm/comic/61...
Despite what researchers say, it's actually good for trees when it rains. They told me so.
gobolatula.com/pfm/comic/61...
616: Shame and Anxiety – Please Forgive Me!!!
gobolatula.com
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Despite what researchers say, it's actually good for trees when it rains. They told me so.
gobolatula.com/pfm/comic/61...
Despite what researchers say, it's actually good for trees when it rains. They told me so.
gobolatula.com/pfm/comic/61...
Apologies! There will be no PFM updates next week. There'll be one Friday though!
October 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Apologies! There will be no PFM updates next week. There'll be one Friday though!
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Bologna sandwich experts agree: two slices bologna, one slice cheese, one slice mustard, optional slice lettuce, three slice white bread, one slice of potato chips for crispiness
Bologna sandwich experts agree: two slices bologna, one slice cheese, one slice mustard, optional slice lettuce, three slice white bread, one slice of potato chips for crispiness
October 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Bologna sandwich experts agree: two slices bologna, one slice cheese, one slice mustard, optional slice lettuce, three slice white bread, one slice of potato chips for crispiness
Bologna sandwich experts agree: two slices bologna, one slice cheese, one slice mustard, optional slice lettuce, three slice white bread, one slice of potato chips for crispiness
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It's kind of cool to me how there was a brief period of time where we as a society were united under the banner of "crab rangoons are actually really tasty"
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It's kind of cool to me how there was a brief period of time where we as a society were united under the banner of "crab rangoons are actually really tasty"
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I've been trying to develop big forehead cream to make big foreheads even bigger, but all I could come up with is something to make your brain smarter. Darn. Maybe I should use some of this stuff to come up with the forehead cream. Big forehead cream. Sorry.
I've been trying to develop big forehead cream to make big foreheads even bigger, but all I could come up with is something to make your brain smarter. Darn. Maybe I should use some of this stuff to come up with the forehead cream. Big forehead cream. Sorry.
October 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I've been trying to develop big forehead cream to make big foreheads even bigger, but all I could come up with is something to make your brain smarter. Darn. Maybe I should use some of this stuff to come up with the forehead cream. Big forehead cream. Sorry.
I've been trying to develop big forehead cream to make big foreheads even bigger, but all I could come up with is something to make your brain smarter. Darn. Maybe I should use some of this stuff to come up with the forehead cream. Big forehead cream. Sorry.
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this has been one of my favorite panels we've done recently.
October 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
this has been one of my favorite panels we've done recently.
i've reached a point in silksong where i actually don't mind getting my ass beat over and over again. trobbio rocks
October 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i've reached a point in silksong where i actually don't mind getting my ass beat over and over again. trobbio rocks
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
After careful consideration, I am finally uninstalling the internet. I just don't want the internet on my computer anymore. It's stupid and I hate it. It's ok that it's on my phone though. I got one o them stupid phones.
After careful consideration, I am finally uninstalling the internet. I just don't want the internet on my computer anymore. It's stupid and I hate it. It's ok that it's on my phone though. I got one o them stupid phones.
October 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
After careful consideration, I am finally uninstalling the internet. I just don't want the internet on my computer anymore. It's stupid and I hate it. It's ok that it's on my phone though. I got one o them stupid phones.
After careful consideration, I am finally uninstalling the internet. I just don't want the internet on my computer anymore. It's stupid and I hate it. It's ok that it's on my phone though. I got one o them stupid phones.
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If you care about trans folks you will stop buying Harry Potter shit. Thank you.
October 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If you care about trans folks you will stop buying Harry Potter shit. Thank you.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Time for me to invest in eggs. I've been putting it off for years. I could eventually make a billion considering we're still trying to find that goose that lays golden ones. honk
Time for me to invest in eggs. I've been putting it off for years. I could eventually make a billion considering we're still trying to find that goose that lays golden ones. honk
October 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Time for me to invest in eggs. I've been putting it off for years. I could eventually make a billion considering we're still trying to find that goose that lays golden ones. honk
Time for me to invest in eggs. I've been putting it off for years. I could eventually make a billion considering we're still trying to find that goose that lays golden ones. honk
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
If I could freeze time, I wouldn't rob banks or anything like that. Honestly, I'd just take long naps. Maybe I'd walk across the country to get a slice of pizza too, but mainly I'd sleep.
If I could freeze time, I wouldn't rob banks or anything like that. Honestly, I'd just take long naps. Maybe I'd walk across the country to get a slice of pizza too, but mainly I'd sleep.
October 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
If I could freeze time, I wouldn't rob banks or anything like that. Honestly, I'd just take long naps. Maybe I'd walk across the country to get a slice of pizza too, but mainly I'd sleep.
If I could freeze time, I wouldn't rob banks or anything like that. Honestly, I'd just take long naps. Maybe I'd walk across the country to get a slice of pizza too, but mainly I'd sleep.