I'd like to point out that while I was typing my "chicken joke" for this tweet, I was actually in the process of falling asleep.
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I'd like to point out that while I was typing my "chicken joke" for this tweet, I was actually in the process of falling asleep.
Well I ate this and immediately had to take a nap even though I had recently drank a big cup of coffee.
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Well I ate this and immediately had to take a nap even though I had recently drank a big cup of coffee.
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I had a bird and saw that she kept spilling seeds all over the bottom of her cage so one day I watched her eat and it turns out she was using her little beak to crack open seeds and eat the inner goodies, spitting the other crap out.
October 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I had a bird and saw that she kept spilling seeds all over the bottom of her cage so one day I watched her eat and it turns out she was using her little beak to crack open seeds and eat the inner goodies, spitting the other crap out.
No no those are the shells.
October 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
No no those are the shells.