jordan
@jortsillustrated.bsky.social
IT IS NO MEASURE OF HEALTH TO BE WELL ADJUSTED TO A PROFOUNDLY SICK SOCIETY ☢️♒️🆗
Concept: cool rock party where I tell everyone to bring a cool rock and they found (as in scavenged in the wild, you can’t buy a cool rock and regift it) and we debate on which is the coolest rock
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Concept: cool rock party where I tell everyone to bring a cool rock and they found (as in scavenged in the wild, you can’t buy a cool rock and regift it) and we debate on which is the coolest rock
My family is trying to argue that the cat I see outside belongs to someone and I can’t just take it, which, to me, if you’re letting a cat outside you’re basically saying you’re fine with it getting run over or eaten by other wildlife, so if it disappears to a good home would they even know better?
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
My family is trying to argue that the cat I see outside belongs to someone and I can’t just take it, which, to me, if you’re letting a cat outside you’re basically saying you’re fine with it getting run over or eaten by other wildlife, so if it disappears to a good home would they even know better?
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if you're cold they're cold, bring them inside
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
if you're cold they're cold, bring them inside
I caught an arapaima! How did it get here? Arapaiknow!
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I caught an arapaima! How did it get here? Arapaiknow!
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Being in a city with robust public transit is going to make it so hard to go back to my car centric state 😔
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Being in a city with robust public transit is going to make it so hard to go back to my car centric state 😔
I am once again forcing friends to watch the Waffle House magic marker system training video
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I am once again forcing friends to watch the Waffle House magic marker system training video
Using a different persons YouTube account on the bnb tv every day to maximize our terror
November 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Using a different persons YouTube account on the bnb tv every day to maximize our terror
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genuinely this feels like it has the potential to be the first step in something big because unlike a Hope President, which allows people to think "OK I'm done," a distant Hope Mayor is something you see and then want for your own city
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
genuinely this feels like it has the potential to be the first step in something big because unlike a Hope President, which allows people to think "OK I'm done," a distant Hope Mayor is something you see and then want for your own city
Live every week like it’s gar week
November 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Live every week like it’s gar week
Cat violating my desire for personal space
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Cat violating my desire for personal space
The last several trips I’ve been on were with A Man ™ where I planned everything and he just wanted to stay in the room gaming. I’m about to travel with a project manager lesbian virgo and you better believe she has made us multiple lists of activities and bars to pick from. Life is beautiful again
November 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The last several trips I’ve been on were with A Man ™ where I planned everything and he just wanted to stay in the room gaming. I’m about to travel with a project manager lesbian virgo and you better believe she has made us multiple lists of activities and bars to pick from. Life is beautiful again
Have been getting some weird YouTube recommendations lately but this is pretty wild
November 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Have been getting some weird YouTube recommendations lately but this is pretty wild
If I come over to your house I do expect to spend 30-45 minutes on the ground gaining the trust of your cats while you explain their personalities to me and I’m not joking
November 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If I come over to your house I do expect to spend 30-45 minutes on the ground gaining the trust of your cats while you explain their personalities to me and I’m not joking
Realized I bought the wrong brand of plug in air freshener refill and it wouldn’t fit in the diffuser- one pair of pliers later I now know it is very easy to just pop off the lid and transfer the new oil into the old pod. Take that, air wick
October 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Realized I bought the wrong brand of plug in air freshener refill and it wouldn’t fit in the diffuser- one pair of pliers later I now know it is very easy to just pop off the lid and transfer the new oil into the old pod. Take that, air wick
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i have a question about updog but i'm embarrassed to ask it
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
i have a question about updog but i'm embarrassed to ask it
I love looking at something I would genuinely wear on the daily and getting roasted in return
October 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I love looking at something I would genuinely wear on the daily and getting roasted in return
Wish I could hear 2004 masterpiece “All these things that I’ve done” by the killers without thinking of 2006 disasterpiece Southland tales featuring Justin Timberlake, Dwayne the rock Johnson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, et al
October 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Wish I could hear 2004 masterpiece “All these things that I’ve done” by the killers without thinking of 2006 disasterpiece Southland tales featuring Justin Timberlake, Dwayne the rock Johnson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, et al
Uh ohhhh I’m getting emotionally attached to a stray!
October 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Uh ohhhh I’m getting emotionally attached to a stray!
It’s not fall til you turn on the heater for the first time and spend the whole day wondering if the smell is normal or your house is going to burn down
October 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
It’s not fall til you turn on the heater for the first time and spend the whole day wondering if the smell is normal or your house is going to burn down
Two people invited me to go out to different events tonight, both start at 10:30 pm. What is wrong with you people I am far too sleepy for this nonsense.
October 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Two people invited me to go out to different events tonight, both start at 10:30 pm. What is wrong with you people I am far too sleepy for this nonsense.
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Incredible infographic at the state fair
October 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Incredible infographic at the state fair
I had two (2) different managers of other departments contact me / my director just to say thank you and that I’ve been very helpful and great to work with. Getting a good grade at work is normal to want and possible to achieve.
October 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I had two (2) different managers of other departments contact me / my director just to say thank you and that I’ve been very helpful and great to work with. Getting a good grade at work is normal to want and possible to achieve.
Just found out about actual play vampire the masquerade shows. You’re telling me ttrpgs can be horny????
October 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Just found out about actual play vampire the masquerade shows. You’re telling me ttrpgs can be horny????
5 minutes before I had to leave for work I decided I couldn’t deal with my bangs in my eyes any longer so I trimmed them in 4. Very brave of me!!!
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
5 minutes before I had to leave for work I decided I couldn’t deal with my bangs in my eyes any longer so I trimmed them in 4. Very brave of me!!!