jordan
@jortsillustrated.bsky.social
IT IS NO MEASURE OF HEALTH TO BE WELL ADJUSTED TO A PROFOUNDLY SICK SOCIETY ☢️♒️🆗
I caught an arapaima! How did it get here? Arapaiknow!
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I caught an arapaima! How did it get here? Arapaiknow!
Hi Claire mysillycomics I got to gently touch a sturgeon and I thought of you
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Hi Claire mysillycomics I got to gently touch a sturgeon and I thought of you
Got to see a lil gar today, it’s still gar week in my heart
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Got to see a lil gar today, it’s still gar week in my heart
I place my mustard packet in the upside down position to indicate country ham and with that I end my turn
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I place my mustard packet in the upside down position to indicate country ham and with that I end my turn
Cat violating my desire for personal space
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Cat violating my desire for personal space
Gay collie 🤝 gay tortie
November 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Gay collie 🤝 gay tortie
Have been getting some weird YouTube recommendations lately but this is pretty wild
November 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Have been getting some weird YouTube recommendations lately but this is pretty wild
I love looking at something I would genuinely wear on the daily and getting roasted in return
October 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I love looking at something I would genuinely wear on the daily and getting roasted in return
Uh ohhhh I’m getting emotionally attached to a stray!
October 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Uh ohhhh I’m getting emotionally attached to a stray!
On all levels except physical I am Alex Ward lurking in the background to get a better view of these extremely hot people flirting
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
On all levels except physical I am Alex Ward lurking in the background to get a better view of these extremely hot people flirting
Every time I get menstrual cramps or sciatica flares I just imagine giving them to fictional men I don’t like and it usually helps. Todays victim is reigen arataka
October 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Every time I get menstrual cramps or sciatica flares I just imagine giving them to fictional men I don’t like and it usually helps. Todays victim is reigen arataka
5 minutes before I had to leave for work I decided I couldn’t deal with my bangs in my eyes any longer so I trimmed them in 4. Very brave of me!!!
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
5 minutes before I had to leave for work I decided I couldn’t deal with my bangs in my eyes any longer so I trimmed them in 4. Very brave of me!!!
the bots continue to vex me with their honeyed words
October 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
the bots continue to vex me with their honeyed words
Once again thinking about a professor I had who wore aloha shirts and played reggae music before every class and signed all of his emails with “party on”. Hope he’s well.
October 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Once again thinking about a professor I had who wore aloha shirts and played reggae music before every class and signed all of his emails with “party on”. Hope he’s well.
it’s hard work being the most whimsical person in the workplace but someone’s gotta do it :/
October 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
it’s hard work being the most whimsical person in the workplace but someone’s gotta do it :/
The foul beaste’s sloth knoweth no limit. Sickening.
October 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The foul beaste’s sloth knoweth no limit. Sickening.
does it ever fuck you up that there were lots of overlapping species throughout hominin evolution. Like imagine the uncanny valley of being in a tool-using hunter/gatherer community but you could come across other species that look kinda like you but just aren’t quite right
October 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
does it ever fuck you up that there were lots of overlapping species throughout hominin evolution. Like imagine the uncanny valley of being in a tool-using hunter/gatherer community but you could come across other species that look kinda like you but just aren’t quite right
Check out this bitchin orb I got at an estate sale
October 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Check out this bitchin orb I got at an estate sale
Thinking about sandylion stickers 🥴
September 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Thinking about sandylion stickers 🥴
Slime rancher 2 and hades 2 both leaving early access this week
September 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Slime rancher 2 and hades 2 both leaving early access this week
Honoring my inner child by playing the way god intended. With a 20+ year old gamefaqs walkthrough
September 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Honoring my inner child by playing the way god intended. With a 20+ year old gamefaqs walkthrough
have I showed off my ceiling boob pastie yet. if not… here it is
September 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
have I showed off my ceiling boob pastie yet. if not… here it is