Jordan Emmons
@joremmons.bsky.social
She/Her. Staying soft in a harsh world. 🩷💜🩵
Art Maker. Cheese Consumer. High-Anxiety Cat Mom.
Art Maker. Cheese Consumer. High-Anxiety Cat Mom.
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Not me *literally crying* watching Max Naumov skate 🥹😭
February 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Not me *literally crying* watching Max Naumov skate 🥹😭
How we're feeling after seeing the breakdown of judges free dance scores 😑🤨🧐😒
February 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
How we're feeling after seeing the breakdown of judges free dance scores 😑🤨🧐😒
I was let go from my job today ✌️ but on the bright side, my husband is making me a dinner consisting exclusively of homemade dips tonight, so honestly everything is fine
February 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I was let go from my job today ✌️ but on the bright side, my husband is making me a dinner consisting exclusively of homemade dips tonight, so honestly everything is fine
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IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
Just so everyone's expectations of me are clear, figure skating will be my entire personality for the next few weeks. I'm not a once-every-four-years fan. I've been following these skater's careers. I'm your go-to for all their back-stories and scandals. I am INVESTED!! Join me 😁
⛸️❄️🥇
⛸️❄️🥇
February 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Just so everyone's expectations of me are clear, figure skating will be my entire personality for the next few weeks. I'm not a once-every-four-years fan. I've been following these skater's careers. I'm your go-to for all their back-stories and scandals. I am INVESTED!! Join me 😁
⛸️❄️🥇
⛸️❄️🥇
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Trump at National Prayer Breakfast: "They rigged the second election. I had to win it. I needed it for my own ego. I would've had a bad ego for the rest of my life. Now I really have a big ego. Beating these lunatics was incredible ... The first time they said I didn't win the popular vote. I did"
February 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Trump at National Prayer Breakfast: "They rigged the second election. I had to win it. I needed it for my own ego. I would've had a bad ego for the rest of my life. Now I really have a big ego. Beating these lunatics was incredible ... The first time they said I didn't win the popular vote. I did"
I just told my cat "thank you for telling me what you want, you're better at doing that than my boss" so if you were looking for a sign that I'm losing it, here we are
February 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I just told my cat "thank you for telling me what you want, you're better at doing that than my boss" so if you were looking for a sign that I'm losing it, here we are
This is...hilarious. Department of Ed. + TPUSA didn't tell the school this was happening. They scheduled the event for the time school lets out. No one knows who is coming or speaking. They're asking for more security with no word on what that means. 🙃
www.northernpublicradio.org/wnij-news/20...
www.northernpublicradio.org/wnij-news/20...
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
This is...hilarious. Department of Ed. + TPUSA didn't tell the school this was happening. They scheduled the event for the time school lets out. No one knows who is coming or speaking. They're asking for more security with no word on what that means. 🙃
www.northernpublicradio.org/wnij-news/20...
www.northernpublicradio.org/wnij-news/20...
TPUSA is coming to speak at a high school in my hometown county, and people are PISSED on Facebook and already organizing protests.
I'm 1. Shocked people are upset about it, given the demographic, and
2. Incredibly proud
I'm 1. Shocked people are upset about it, given the demographic, and
2. Incredibly proud
February 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
TPUSA is coming to speak at a high school in my hometown county, and people are PISSED on Facebook and already organizing protests.
I'm 1. Shocked people are upset about it, given the demographic, and
2. Incredibly proud
I'm 1. Shocked people are upset about it, given the demographic, and
2. Incredibly proud
Being micromanaged to the extreme and reprimanded for every generic task is so ridiculously degrading. I need a new job yesterday.
February 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Being micromanaged to the extreme and reprimanded for every generic task is so ridiculously degrading. I need a new job yesterday.
The bad news is I'm having a chronic pain flare, the good news is it happened on Bridgerton Launch Day and Grey's Anatomy Night, so things could be worse
January 30, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The bad news is I'm having a chronic pain flare, the good news is it happened on Bridgerton Launch Day and Grey's Anatomy Night, so things could be worse
I can't do much about the state of the world right now, but I can bake pie
January 28, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I can't do much about the state of the world right now, but I can bake pie
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The Trump era in a nutshell:
Ordinary citizens are holding ICE accountable, while large law firms are doing nothing.
Small businesses are speaking out, while large corporations remain silent.
Independent media show moral urgency, while legacy media reports "both sides."
Ordinary citizens are holding ICE accountable, while large law firms are doing nothing.
Small businesses are speaking out, while large corporations remain silent.
Independent media show moral urgency, while legacy media reports "both sides."
January 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
The Trump era in a nutshell:
Ordinary citizens are holding ICE accountable, while large law firms are doing nothing.
Small businesses are speaking out, while large corporations remain silent.
Independent media show moral urgency, while legacy media reports "both sides."
Ordinary citizens are holding ICE accountable, while large law firms are doing nothing.
Small businesses are speaking out, while large corporations remain silent.
Independent media show moral urgency, while legacy media reports "both sides."
Just a few moments of beauty
January 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Just a few moments of beauty
Yes, this is exactly what it sounds like.
January 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Yes, this is exactly what it sounds like.
Our government is actively murdering citizens, so if you need me I'll be disassociating into figure skating nationals for the next 4 days ✌️⛸️
January 7, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Our government is actively murdering citizens, so if you need me I'll be disassociating into figure skating nationals for the next 4 days ✌️⛸️
Amy Grant's arc of CCM darling to secular outcast/divorcee/gay marriage supporter/protest songwriter is ICONIC.
You can outgrow comfort zones. You can change your mind. You can speak up when things are wrong. Shrinking doesn't serve anyone.
open.spotify.com/track/15BK9y...
You can outgrow comfort zones. You can change your mind. You can speak up when things are wrong. Shrinking doesn't serve anyone.
open.spotify.com/track/15BK9y...
The 6th Of January (Yasgur's Farm)
open.spotify.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Amy Grant's arc of CCM darling to secular outcast/divorcee/gay marriage supporter/protest songwriter is ICONIC.
You can outgrow comfort zones. You can change your mind. You can speak up when things are wrong. Shrinking doesn't serve anyone.
open.spotify.com/track/15BK9y...
You can outgrow comfort zones. You can change your mind. You can speak up when things are wrong. Shrinking doesn't serve anyone.
open.spotify.com/track/15BK9y...
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“Oh this? This is my coping mechanism hobby. I acquired it during the last round of unprecedented times”
January 4, 2026 at 11:33 PM
“Oh this? This is my coping mechanism hobby. I acquired it during the last round of unprecedented times”
Don't elect women, they'll get their period and start a war on a whim. Far too emotional to lead the country.
January 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Don't elect women, they'll get their period and start a war on a whim. Far too emotional to lead the country.
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
Me: try to stay soft and cozy and centered in the new year
My brain: overwhelming anxiety and dread of a job transition is cool to throw in the mix, yeah?
My brain: overwhelming anxiety and dread of a job transition is cool to throw in the mix, yeah?
January 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Me: try to stay soft and cozy and centered in the new year
My brain: overwhelming anxiety and dread of a job transition is cool to throw in the mix, yeah?
My brain: overwhelming anxiety and dread of a job transition is cool to throw in the mix, yeah?