Jordan Emmons
@joremmons.bsky.social
She/Her. Staying soft in a harsh world. 🩷💜🩵
Art Maker. Cheese Consumer. High-Anxiety Cat Mom.
Art Maker. Cheese Consumer. High-Anxiety Cat Mom.
My targeted ads are RUDE
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My targeted ads are RUDE
This picture showed up as a "memory" on my phone. Things aren't perfect, and life is filled with a lot of uncertainties. But let this be a reminder (to myself, mostly) that it *can* get better.
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This picture showed up as a "memory" on my phone. Things aren't perfect, and life is filled with a lot of uncertainties. But let this be a reminder (to myself, mostly) that it *can* get better.
It will never not be weird to see my own work come across Pinterest in the wild 😅
October 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It will never not be weird to see my own work come across Pinterest in the wild 😅
This is what being the hands and feet of Jesus looks like.
October 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
This is what being the hands and feet of Jesus looks like.
Four years down.
Look at these impeccably dressed babies who knew nothing 😅
Happy anniversary, Tyler ❤️ can't wait to carve pumpkins and watch a cozy rom com with you.
Look at these impeccably dressed babies who knew nothing 😅
Happy anniversary, Tyler ❤️ can't wait to carve pumpkins and watch a cozy rom com with you.
October 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Four years down.
Look at these impeccably dressed babies who knew nothing 😅
Happy anniversary, Tyler ❤️ can't wait to carve pumpkins and watch a cozy rom com with you.
Look at these impeccably dressed babies who knew nothing 😅
Happy anniversary, Tyler ❤️ can't wait to carve pumpkins and watch a cozy rom com with you.
We drew cats in art class today, and I gave the kids the option to make them Halloween cats. So anyway, Lucy's cat is on fire
October 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
We drew cats in art class today, and I gave the kids the option to make them Halloween cats. So anyway, Lucy's cat is on fire
The new American Girl of the Year is Samantha Parkington's great granddaughter, and I will be making this my entire personality for the foreseeable future
September 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The new American Girl of the Year is Samantha Parkington's great granddaughter, and I will be making this my entire personality for the foreseeable future
Leave it to my husband to not post on Facebook for four years (literally since our wedding) and make a comeback like this 💀
September 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Leave it to my husband to not post on Facebook for four years (literally since our wedding) and make a comeback like this 💀
Golfing this morning 😞
August 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Golfing this morning 😞
A friend got me this heating pad for my back that also wraps around my neck and shoulders like a cozy cocoon
so if you need me for anything, I'll be here from now till the end of this administration
so if you need me for anything, I'll be here from now till the end of this administration
August 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
A friend got me this heating pad for my back that also wraps around my neck and shoulders like a cozy cocoon
so if you need me for anything, I'll be here from now till the end of this administration
so if you need me for anything, I'll be here from now till the end of this administration
just doing my part
August 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
just doing my part
felt cute, won't delete ever
August 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
felt cute, won't delete ever
I can't believe the reason our rights are about to crumble is because *her*
August 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I can't believe the reason our rights are about to crumble is because *her*
Happy International Cat Day
August 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Happy International Cat Day
When I get my bookshelf organized I'm going to have a little section for all my internet friends' books and it's going to make me so happy to see all your wonderful work ☺️
Excited to start, @billieiswriting.bsky.social !!!
Excited to start, @billieiswriting.bsky.social !!!
August 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When I get my bookshelf organized I'm going to have a little section for all my internet friends' books and it's going to make me so happy to see all your wonderful work ☺️
Excited to start, @billieiswriting.bsky.social !!!
Excited to start, @billieiswriting.bsky.social !!!
*within minutes* from the guy on Facebook who lectured me for calling the Trump admin n*zis:
August 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
*within minutes* from the guy on Facebook who lectured me for calling the Trump admin n*zis:
proof of touching grass
August 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
proof of touching grass
Honestly, it's kind of a talent to take something perfect and make it worse, only to come back and make it worse AGAIN
August 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Honestly, it's kind of a talent to take something perfect and make it worse, only to come back and make it worse AGAIN
HOW IS SHE SO PERFECT, this angel of a creature just lives with me, that is insane
August 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
HOW IS SHE SO PERFECT, this angel of a creature just lives with me, that is insane
Glad the administration is really working on the big issues that plague Americans, like *checks notes* the lack of a golden party room at the President's house
August 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Glad the administration is really working on the big issues that plague Americans, like *checks notes* the lack of a golden party room at the President's house
Little Peets captured
July 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Little Peets captured
fun fact for the Little Treat Girlies ™️
you are a strong as heck adult and you can just make yourself a treat
I KNOW
you are a strong as heck adult and you can just make yourself a treat
I KNOW
July 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
fun fact for the Little Treat Girlies ™️
you are a strong as heck adult and you can just make yourself a treat
I KNOW
you are a strong as heck adult and you can just make yourself a treat
I KNOW
He says I'll never leave him cuz he keeps me fed, and ngl I do feel freaking cherished rn
July 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
He says I'll never leave him cuz he keeps me fed, and ngl I do feel freaking cherished rn
Tonks is very much like her mom in that she takes her Cozy Blankie Time ™️ extremely seriously
July 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Tonks is very much like her mom in that she takes her Cozy Blankie Time ™️ extremely seriously