Scary Neuheisel
@jordanfeign.bsky.social
Give me the hot bean juice. Idk ball
Pinned
Just here to lurk, leer, and jeer
Who up mid early jorkin it to Joyce Carol Oates literature
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Who up mid early jorkin it to Joyce Carol Oates literature
Me thinks it’s time to blow up some folks
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Me thinks it’s time to blow up some folks
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
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None of this is my fault, don’t doom in my mentions, don’t be a bitch, kick the shit out of everyone in our way until you see daylight, hope this helps
Unfortunately today’s politics basically make it impossible to become a senator without being a bitch.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
None of this is my fault, don’t doom in my mentions, don’t be a bitch, kick the shit out of everyone in our way until you see daylight, hope this helps
Wow there’s only center and far right people left in Congress huh
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Wow there’s only center and far right people left in Congress huh
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just want to be clear that dj durkin sucks too
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
just want to be clear that dj durkin sucks too
I enjoy how awful DJ Durkin is at his chosen profession
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I enjoy how awful DJ Durkin is at his chosen profession
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Wait And Bleed Out Clock
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Wait And Bleed Out Clock
Yggsilanti
I was asked by my DnD group to provide the name of a fantasy city that existed under a big tree-of-life deal. I came up with
Boughston
Boughston
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Yggsilanti
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Incredible
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani
Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani made history Tuesday night when he was elected the first Muslim mayor of New York City. The Onion fact-checks the claims being made about Mamdani. Claim: Mamdani is...
theonion.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Incredible
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BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
Starbucks unionized workers say they'll strike on Nov. 13 if coffee giant doesn't finalize contract
Union members say they are ready to strike on the chain's Red Cup Day if Starbucks doesn't finalize a contract with their union by then.
www.cbsnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
Jacoby “The God” Brissett
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Jacoby “The God” Brissett
Cowboys by 30. George Pickens goes goblin mode
November 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Cowboys by 30. George Pickens goes goblin mode
Old-man complaint of the day: baseball games should start at 3 PM more often
November 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Old-man complaint of the day: baseball games should start at 3 PM more often
Shit, keep Doeren another year, catch someone like Gus Malzahn for nickels, profit/despair matrix goes brrrrrrrrr (but at least it’s fun)
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Shit, keep Doeren another year, catch someone like Gus Malzahn for nickels, profit/despair matrix goes brrrrrrrrr (but at least it’s fun)
The fact that you don’t know which university I’m talking about is jarring
November 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The fact that you don’t know which university I’m talking about is jarring
I do hope the university does the right thing and hires the easy sell pretty boy
November 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I do hope the university does the right thing and hires the easy sell pretty boy
Wolfpack upset? Check. Panthers upset??? Double check. Hella edibles??????????? 🙃
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Wolfpack upset? Check. Panthers upset??? Double check. Hella edibles??????????? 🙃
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Rico Dowdle and the Panthers do the Key & Peele sketch for a celebration and get flagged. Dowdle insists there were only 2 pumps 😂
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Rico Dowdle and the Panthers do the Key & Peele sketch for a celebration and get flagged. Dowdle insists there were only 2 pumps 😂
Shit this is a weekly occurrence
the forbidden lunch (hard boiled egg eaten over sink)
November 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Shit this is a weekly occurrence
The idea that Walmart is preparing for rioting should tell you how dire things are
November 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The idea that Walmart is preparing for rioting should tell you how dire things are
What is the defender supposed to do?????? Actively predict the future while already in appropriate stance?????!
November 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
What is the defender supposed to do?????? Actively predict the future while already in appropriate stance?????!
Jesus Christ that helmet to helmet was brutal and unintentional
November 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Jesus Christ that helmet to helmet was brutal and unintentional
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#1 song when Duke beat Clemson in Oct. 1980 was Queen’s “Another One Bites The Dust”.
November 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
#1 song when Duke beat Clemson in Oct. 1980 was Queen’s “Another One Bites The Dust”.
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Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life
Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life
WASHINGTON—Claiming that the sacred ash tree had outlived its usefulness and needed to be updated, President Donald Trump made remarks Monday defending his demolition of Yggdrasil, the ancient tree of...
theonion.com
November 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life