Jooosh
@jooosh.bsky.social
All of my photos are scratch & sniff
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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
December 15, 2024 at 10:37 AM
People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
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Wears gray sweats to the company white elephant
December 6, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Wears gray sweats to the company white elephant
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If you’re reading this I want the best for you in life. Whether you need closure or peace or strength or health or prosperity or safety or love or understanding or courage or wisdom or forgiveness or whatever it is, I hope you get it.
November 15, 2024 at 12:47 PM
If you’re reading this I want the best for you in life. Whether you need closure or peace or strength or health or prosperity or safety or love or understanding or courage or wisdom or forgiveness or whatever it is, I hope you get it.
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Damnit.. I actually really like some of you..
October 14, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Damnit.. I actually really like some of you..
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Almost followed a pair of yoga pants right into traffic.
So I get you road kill.
So I get you road kill.
December 6, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Almost followed a pair of yoga pants right into traffic.
So I get you road kill.
So I get you road kill.
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Just received my first bot dm here.
This is finally starting to feel like home.
This is finally starting to feel like home.
November 14, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Just received my first bot dm here.
This is finally starting to feel like home.
This is finally starting to feel like home.
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a Roger Clemens fastball to the nutbag coupled with an Emeril Lagasse “bam!” would fix me
November 13, 2024 at 6:52 AM
a Roger Clemens fastball to the nutbag coupled with an Emeril Lagasse “bam!” would fix me
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what the FUCK is a starter pack
November 13, 2024 at 5:31 AM
what the FUCK is a starter pack
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Someone should do a Bad Santa Marathon this year.
November 13, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Someone should do a Bad Santa Marathon this year.
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Even the Gen Xers are tired of Twitter.
November 12, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Even the Gen Xers are tired of Twitter.
Solar eclipse at 9000 feet
April 11, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Solar eclipse at 9000 feet
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Sex with my ex was comparable to a chimpanzee painting watercolour…
A few strokes and he was a complete mess.
A few strokes and he was a complete mess.
October 26, 2023 at 4:00 AM
Sex with my ex was comparable to a chimpanzee painting watercolour…
A few strokes and he was a complete mess.
A few strokes and he was a complete mess.
Beach day in Cannes! 🇫🇷
October 25, 2023 at 7:34 PM
Beach day in Cannes! 🇫🇷
Day trip to Monaco & Monte Carlo!
October 21, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Day trip to Monaco & Monte Carlo!
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Got dragged to a Sarah McLachlan concert...came home with 7 dogs, 3 cats and a ferret.
August 9, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Got dragged to a Sarah McLachlan concert...came home with 7 dogs, 3 cats and a ferret.