Jordan
@jooordan.bsky.social
Da Persona Bomb
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Da Persona Bomb
I just finished If Beale Street Could Talk. Jesus Christ, what a book 😭
February 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I just finished If Beale Street Could Talk. Jesus Christ, what a book 😭
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
One of the techs at our new vet told us he seemed to do better with male techs. Love my certified gay dog
February 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
One of the techs at our new vet told us he seemed to do better with male techs. Love my certified gay dog
Not to be a man but I just bought Infinite Jest
February 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Not to be a man but I just bought Infinite Jest
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
We’re making up magazines to feature these boys
Connor Storrie graces the cover of CULTURED Magazine.
📸: Christian Coppola
📸: Christian Coppola
February 6, 2026 at 2:04 AM
We’re making up magazines to feature these boys
Ordered some Le Labo samples and I fear I have fallen in love with one of them
February 5, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Ordered some Le Labo samples and I fear I have fallen in love with one of them
Shared the GPT is Trump’s biggest Donnie graphic over on IG and someone asked me what alternative I used… sorry diva, I am as AI free as can be
February 5, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Shared the GPT is Trump’s biggest Donnie graphic over on IG and someone asked me what alternative I used… sorry diva, I am as AI free as can be
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
Made the investment to get percale sheets that came in today. Will report back tomorrow morning 🫡
February 5, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Made the investment to get percale sheets that came in today. Will report back tomorrow morning 🫡
The new Kermit voice actor… hmm…
February 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The new Kermit voice actor… hmm…
What we really need is a video game adaptation as good as the PS2 game
The ‘ERAGON’ series is moving forward at Disney+
Todd Harthan (‘High Potential’) and Todd Helbing (‘Superman & Lois’) will serve as showrunners.
Todd Harthan (‘High Potential’) and Todd Helbing (‘Superman & Lois’) will serve as showrunners.
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
What we really need is a video game adaptation as good as the PS2 game
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Is anyone on Pagebound? This is like the third reading/logging platform I’ve joined but the lesbians in my life have convinced me this is the one pagebound.co/users/itsjor...
February 4, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Is anyone on Pagebound? This is like the third reading/logging platform I’ve joined but the lesbians in my life have convinced me this is the one pagebound.co/users/itsjor...
My favorite thing is to watch a movie in bed for approximately 15 minutes before I get so sleepy I have to turn it off. Recently it’s been Avatar 1&2, Robot Chicken, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Twilight. Thrilled to be starting the Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe tonight.
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
My favorite thing is to watch a movie in bed for approximately 15 minutes before I get so sleepy I have to turn it off. Recently it’s been Avatar 1&2, Robot Chicken, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Twilight. Thrilled to be starting the Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe tonight.
Alexander in Traitors UK S3… my sweet baby angel…
February 3, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Alexander in Traitors UK S3… my sweet baby angel…
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do you understand how annoying it is to take a headshot for work when you’re bald and wear glasses??? Reflective surfaces everywhere
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
do you understand how annoying it is to take a headshot for work when you’re bald and wear glasses??? Reflective surfaces everywhere
Not to brag but I did such a great job pre-treating my clothes on Sunday that got covered in blood (canine, dog is fine) that you would never be able to tell they once looked like they cleaned up a murder scene 😄
February 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Not to brag but I did such a great job pre-treating my clothes on Sunday that got covered in blood (canine, dog is fine) that you would never be able to tell they once looked like they cleaned up a murder scene 😄
Guys, listen, you’re going to want to hear this: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
February 3, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Guys, listen, you’re going to want to hear this: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Need to know more about Zohran’s drone team asap
It’s your city, from the sidewalk to the skyline. The David Dinkins Municipal Building’s rooftop is open & free to everyone, starting this June.
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Need to know more about Zohran’s drone team asap
5p–1a shift at the theater tonight, I hope these kids seeing Iron Lung clean up after themselves 😭
January 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
5p–1a shift at the theater tonight, I hope these kids seeing Iron Lung clean up after themselves 😭
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January 30, 2021 💔 RIP Sophie! Can’t forget you today 🥺
January 30, 2026 at 7:23 PM
January 30, 2021 💔 RIP Sophie! Can’t forget you today 🥺
