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Jordan
@jooordan.bsky.social
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I miss my Zune HD | he/him

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I’m the king of the world (for this leg only, do NOT play knockout race online if you value your life, you will be decimated)
Screenshot from Mario Kart World of me, a blue pianta, jumping from a motorcycle with a crown on my head
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Best game ever made it’s true
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Perfect album when I turned 16
Album cover for Shrines by Purity Ring
November 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Another night at The Movies
Mirror selfie. I’m in a brown and yellow flannel over shirt and smiling at the camera. Mirror selfie. I’m in a brown and yellow flannel over shirt and adjusting my glasses.
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Goooooood morning!
Selfie from the torso up. I’m shirtless with a blanket wrapped around my shoulders
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Gustave, Renoir, Lune, and Maelle wishing y’all a very happy Halloween 🎃
Four adults in French drag as the crew from expedition 33
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Screenshot of a tweet that reads: “I am not… a furry! *my telekinesis throws everything across the room*”
October 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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🐺 👋
Mirror selfie. I’m wearing a black shirt and a blue jacket, and, most importantly, a headband with werewolf ears.
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Trying out pink eraser carving! Fun way to make mini block prints. Can’t wait to experiment more
Carved pink rubber stamps and their imprints on a notebook. One eraser has four mice stamps on it. The other says HELLO
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Good morning fellow talls
A height distribution chart showing my height of about 186 cm on a bell curve of height in the US.
October 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Got to take my grandpa to see Creature from the Black Lagoon on the big screen after growing up hearing stories about how it scared him as a kid. Very sweet night with my favorites 🫶
My grandparents and I in a selfie at the movie theater, leaning in and smiling.
October 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Fully entering my Dad Of A Certain Age era with my shaved head, tucked shirts, white socks, and grey new balances
Mirror selfie. I’m in a blue shirt with white text that reads It’s Intermission Time, Folks! Mirror selfie. I’m turned away and showing my back to the camera. The back of my shirt says The Show Starts Soon/Visit the Concessions Counter. An illustration of a popcorn, hot dog, and soda walking across the stage are centered.
October 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Thrifted thjs jacket last month and I can’t wait to make it my personality this F/W
I’m in a blue work jacket, green button down shirt, gray pants, and gray boots. My hands are in my jacket pockets. I’m staring directly at the camera. I’m standing in front of a glass office
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Me and the crew!!
Screenshot from Pokémon Legends: Z-A of my character posing with a Pignite. Screenshot from Pokémon Legends: Z-A of my character posing with a Haunter Screenshot from Pokémon Legends: Z-A of my character posing with a Weepinbell Screenshot from Pokémon Legends: Z-A of my character posing with a Gyarados
October 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Spent the weekend outside of Houston for a family friend’s wedding!
Me, my dad, and my mom posing for a photo. The three of us have our feet forward to show off our footwear.
October 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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It’s my birthday! 29 years today :)
Selfie. I’m in a blue, green, red, and white color block button down. I’m smiling at the camera
October 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Spent the morning with some cows!
I’m crouching and feeding a highland cow out of the palm of my hand.
October 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Had a perfect flight today in which I had an entire row to myself, got to play pokemon and stretch out and read
Im holding my switch 2 in my lap and Pokémon Legends: Z-A is on the screen My legs spread across 3 seats with my kindle folded out on the middle tray.
October 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Quick camera test at work turned into a lovely little photo :)
I’m in a white button up shirt sitting at a conference table. My hands are crossed and on the table. I’m smiling at the camera, bald and bearded and bespectacled.
October 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Pre-Blair Witch found footage, phenomenally well acted balanced with some very okay costumes/effects. Loved this one
I’m holding a Blu-ray copy of The McPherson Tape (also known as UFO Abduction)
October 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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So there’s this most terrifying novel ever written
Kindle with The Exorcist’s cover on screen
October 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Just finished this at work btw
Holding up a copy of Rosemary’s Baby by Ira Levin
October 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Part time gig put me on an 8 hour shift on a Sunday
Dog in a fuck ass bob, a string of pearls around its neck, and a red sweater sits in a hill. Text above reads This album is awful
October 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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What should I read next:
Cover for The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty Cover of The Wager by David Grann Cover of Foreclosure Gothic by Harris Lahti Cover of Rosemary’s Baby by Ira Levin
October 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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EVERYONE GO WISH @disco2000.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY
A STUNNING portrait of my husband Joe. He’s wearing a red hat, black sunglasses, and a white shirt
October 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM