Josh Woodburn
@joodburn.bsky.social
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*Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mýa, and Pink voice*: Real Lemon Marmalade
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
*Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mýa, and Pink voice*: Real Lemon Marmalade
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i didnt know the stoke market (sp?) was over $50,000. i guess in that case it is kind of silly to be thinking about whether or not the people in charge of the country belong to a murderous cabal of pedophiles and rapists. either way they're doing a pretty good job with the ecomoney. 👍
February 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
i didnt know the stoke market (sp?) was over $50,000. i guess in that case it is kind of silly to be thinking about whether or not the people in charge of the country belong to a murderous cabal of pedophiles and rapists. either way they're doing a pretty good job with the ecomoney. 👍
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You cannot buy the revolution. You cannot make the revolution. You can only be the revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere.
January 28, 2026 at 11:30 PM
You cannot buy the revolution. You cannot make the revolution. You can only be the revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere.
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Bro they got Rachel Maddow posting crimethinc links
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Bro they got Rachel Maddow posting crimethinc links
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i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about
January 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about
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broke: abolish ice
woke: abolish DHS
bespoke: abolish borders
woke: abolish DHS
bespoke: abolish borders
January 12, 2026 at 11:34 PM
broke: abolish ice
woke: abolish DHS
bespoke: abolish borders
woke: abolish DHS
bespoke: abolish borders
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I would love to see the City of Seattle’s archive of studies someday
January 5, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I would love to see the City of Seattle’s archive of studies someday
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What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Please remember there is also a Juniors course, very essential, for those 6-12 year olds that hold umbrellas at eye level.
All umbrellas will be returned to their rightful owners upon completion of the Spacial Awareness 2.0 training module, which can be found in the life skills dashboard
January 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Please remember there is also a Juniors course, very essential, for those 6-12 year olds that hold umbrellas at eye level.
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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New Children’s Book ‘Good Afternoon Moon’ Celebrates Seattle’s Painfully Early Sunsets: tinyurl.com/yrze7kp8
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
New Children’s Book ‘Good Afternoon Moon’ Celebrates Seattle’s Painfully Early Sunsets: tinyurl.com/yrze7kp8
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If we want to create a more affordable, livable Seattle, we need to design for *reducing* car volumes. This is the only way to meet our climate, public health, vision zero, accessibility and housing goals. Our fight to design highway on-ramps with LESS capacity epitomizes why it's still hard.
Op-Ed: It’s Time to Imagine a Safer, More Connected Rainier Avenue » The Urbanist
# Rainier Avenue has too many cars traveling at dangerous speeds, but conventional planning practices make it hard to change that and design a future where Rainier Avenue thrives. Let's stop making ha...
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December 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If we want to create a more affordable, livable Seattle, we need to design for *reducing* car volumes. This is the only way to meet our climate, public health, vision zero, accessibility and housing goals. Our fight to design highway on-ramps with LESS capacity epitomizes why it's still hard.
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
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Importantly, this wouldn't have passed without Dem support. There was enough of a split within Republican ranks that if Dems had voted against the bill it would've been doa. Giving Trump a blank check to warmonger *and* passing an anti-trans measure was a choice.
115 Democrats just voted to codify the first federal trans segregation law.
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Importantly, this wouldn't have passed without Dem support. There was enough of a split within Republican ranks that if Dems had voted against the bill it would've been doa. Giving Trump a blank check to warmonger *and* passing an anti-trans measure was a choice.
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Carl Jung isn't exactly LESS full of shit than Freud, but he's admittedly full of shit in a much more entertaining way. "Guy who's basically a practising wizard but gets super annoyed if you point that out and loudly insists he's a Man of Science" is a type of guy you don't see much of these days.
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Carl Jung isn't exactly LESS full of shit than Freud, but he's admittedly full of shit in a much more entertaining way. "Guy who's basically a practising wizard but gets super annoyed if you point that out and loudly insists he's a Man of Science" is a type of guy you don't see much of these days.
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I think about this post constantly
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I think about this post constantly
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Wizard of Oz ass future I hate it here
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Wizard of Oz ass future I hate it here