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JoobileeJoolz
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Dried up old dear, Nanna that CAN floss, just pootling through life looking for like minds to giggle with!

#Discworld Nanny or Granny? GNU STP ❤️

Hooroo! 👋🏽 🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🫶🏽🧸 🍉

No DMs, please and thank you and attention seeking quote posters 🚫
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‘Nice parking spot, Rita!’
Bluey Grannies GIF
Alt: Bluey Grannies GIF A blue cartoon dog and an orange cartoon dog do the flossing dance while dressed as grannies
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We cannot backslide any further after such precious little progress. We must hold the line. These bigots cannot win.

action.goodlawproject.org/stop-sex-mat...
Stop Sex Matters infiltrating the Council of Europe
In just one week, the Council of Europe will be voting to ban conversion therapy. This would be an incredibly important step to stop the rollback in the rights of LGBTQ+ people. But Sex Matters is inf...
action.goodlawproject.org
January 23, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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Officials are considering re-naming Air Force One following an in-flight emergency last night. Shit Wind Two will be back in action following a major clean-up operation after an incident described using the codeword 'electrical mishap,' which is usually applied to Presidential diaper disasters.
Exclusive: Trump's valet has revealed the gestures the president uses to communicate with his backroom team when he accidently fills the diaper whilst in front of camera.

This discreet 'air pinch' alerts the team that the Donald is about to attempt a fart. 🧵
January 21, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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A thoughtful analysis of the reactions of the Australian authorities to the Bondi Beach killings. Informed by detailed evidence about hate crimes against Aboriginal peoples and personal experience of Judaism this is very well written. Look at the “good deeds” at the end.
January 20, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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Dear (by which I mean 'despised') Centrists (by which I mean fascists-in-denial), the correct target if you (pretend to) worry that Reform will win the next election includes voters planning to vote Reform, & politicians of any stripe. People planning NOT to vote Reform are NEVER the correct target.
January 19, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I think I've preblocked the majority, but just in case any slipped through: 👇🏽
Want to put it out there because it's not getting through. If you're supporting Starmer with his migrant bashing, anti-trans, US Bootlicking, Reform-lite project, we aren't would be allies or critical supporters, I'm not 'holding my nose' and voting with you - I actually fucking LOATHE you.
January 18, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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12,000 killed. Hundred of thousands of arrested by the Iranian government. Hundreds of executions....

CBS, CNN, BBC, the Guardian and othere are repeating these inflamed and bogus claims that we are MintPress News traced back to ONE source: The Human Rights Activists in Iran.

Via mintpress.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
When your entire message is one of compassion and understanding, why would you engage in hate and harmful discourse? Report, block and move on is the only way. Trans people are not a debate. We are focused on finding women who feel the same: notinourname.org.uk
Home - Not in our name
Not In our Name: Women in support of the trans+community
notinourname.org.uk
January 17, 2026 at 9:27 AM
To those who were saying 'emotional blackmail' and 'why are they bothering, it's not helping', THIS is why and it DID work. Solidarity to them all 💪🏽 ✊🏽 🫡
No mention of the Hunger Strikers Victory BBC?

*Elbit Systems was denied a £2bn contract with the UK military.

*They have secured improved prison conditions

*And disclosure of Elbit export licenses during genocide.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Two Palestine Action hunger strikers end protest after 73 days
The BBC understands that one of the protesters was taken to hospital earlier on Wednesday in a poor condition.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 15, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Keir Starmer and the media need convictions to justify Palestine Action's proscription as a terrorist group. In a mesmerising speech, Rajiv Menon KC spells out to the jury why it is a vital last defence against government tyranny.

Read my latest here: www.jonathan-cook.net/blog/2026-01...
January 14, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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But yeah, something about Iran...
Heba's trial is scheduled for June 2026, by which time she would have been jailed for more than a year longer than the 6-month pre-trial detention limit.

“Even though the risks may be lifelong consequences or a devastating end, I think it’s important to fight for justice and for freedom,” she said.
Heba Muraisi, Prisoner Number: A9275FE, HMP New Hall (hundreds of miles from her family), violently arrested & strip-searched Nov. 19th 2024 in dawn raid on allegations of BEING CONNECTED TO vandalism at Israeli weapons factory.

Hunger Strike Day 72.
www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/1/...
January 14, 2026 at 2:06 PM
If this isn't a red line, which we know it won't be for some, I paraphrase 'by their comments shall we know them'. 🤷🏽‍♀️
Finally, it will be crystal clear how complicit Keir Starmer is in the eradication of Gaza and its people:
January 14, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Why use a Year 8 after school media club? This is child labour...

Anyone feeling emotives anything like the smorgasbord of gummy vomit depicted below would be carted off for an MRI-scan in one of spew Streeting's private profit labs before they could click 'Help me! Please, help me!'
Time for my particular favourite; that's favourite in the sense of seeing Sir Keir Starmer's detested self-aggrandisement vehicle ram its head so far up its own arse its basically using its own body as a crash helmet. I don't know what that means, but the imagery is on a par with what you see below.
January 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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Today I discuss the US government slipping into authoritarianism while simultaneously claiming to be the pro-democracy bastion of the world.

Put simply; the US is not a bastion of democracy! It has acted to destroy democracy throughout the world since at least the mid-1800s. I’ll lay it out here:
August 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The first paragraph of this report for 2025 is pretty damning. Hopefully I have preblocked anyone who would scoff and try to tell me all the magical things this shower of government has achieved, even though the data absolutely doesn't back that up.
www.jrf.org.uk/a-minimum-in...
A Minimum Income Standard for the United Kingdom in 2025
The Minimum Income Standard (MIS) provides a vision of the living standards that we, as a society, agree everyone in the UK should be able to meet. This report from the Centre for Research in Social P...
www.jrf.org.uk
January 11, 2026 at 10:49 AM
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Only four people in the UK have formally complained about a trans woman entering a “single-sex” facility, an eye-opening report has revealed.

A report published by advocacy group TransLucent found that only four official complaints were documented across 382 public bodies since 2022.

1/2
January 9, 2026 at 1:00 PM
'People in other countries who refuse to come here are making our government raise our taxes.' What ridiculous shithousery this is. People who read this rag clearly only do so for the 'kudos' of others *thinking* they must be smart, because this level of cognitive dissonance 1/2
Turns out copying Reform with populist anti migration tropes is unattractive and is damaging our economy. Labour has been very stupid indeed.
Rachel Reeves could be forced to raise taxes to make up for a shortfall of billions of pounds caused by a collapse in immigration numbers, experts have warned

www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
January 10, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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Read the ALT for further details...
I've not added to this thread in a while because there's only so much I can take.

This example ignores the fact that (as reported by the Children's Commissioner in July last year) 1 in 3 children in this country are already growing up in poverty... under Labour...
January 10, 2026 at 9:51 AM
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Critically acclaimed The Voice of Hind Rajab, backed by Brad Pitt and Joaquin Phoenix, could not get a film distributor in the US. Why? Because it tells the story of an indisputable Israeli war crime against a five-year.

Matthew Alford reads my latest:
jonathancook.substack.com/p/listen-gen...
Listen: Genocide isn't a mistake. Which is why the media can't tell you the truth about Gaza
Read by Matthew Alford
jonathancook.substack.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Let's be clear, if these people are allowed to die, the uk government will have murdered its own citizens just the same as dump has. Potentially even more cruelly because he's starved them to death over nearly 2 months. 2 MONTHS. This is a travesty.
The Palestine hunger strikers have been on hunger strike for over 60 days and are close to death.

They have not even been convicted of a crime - they are being held on remand (pre-trial) for more than twice the max time allowed, and counting…🧵
January 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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When the 4th Estate is a fully paid up supporting pillar of the corrupt & dishonest status quo, the corporate lickspittles we're ruled by can get away with lying through their teeth like this.
Shamefully, if the UN security council votes on a resolution criticising the US intervention in Venezuela, Downing Street has indicated that the UK will abstain.

Here's the gaslight: the No.10 spokesperson immediately added: "We respect international law, and we expect countries to do the same."
January 5, 2026 at 4:48 PM
👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽 🧵 This is why.
January 4, 2026 at 11:11 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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Regardless of Maduro's legitimacy, it is not up to the USA or any other country to depose its leader. That is for the people of that country.

We cannot and should not "support" this wilful act of interference, as it legitimises it in the international sphere.
January 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM