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JoobileeJoolz
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Dried up old dear, Nanna that CAN floss, just pootling through life looking for like minds to giggle with!

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Not bad for a first attempt! 60 should be a breeze... 👀 😱
Ten delicious looking cupcakes on a glass stand. They are in black tulip cases, v swanky. The buttercream is black and very pale pink, most are one or the other colour in various piping styles with glitter dust and sugar pearls as accents, two are a combination of the two colours. It is a trial run for when I have to make 60 in a couple of weeks! Yikes! 😱 I'm calling it a win though!
October 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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'Antisemitic failings'...
50 pieces of evidence that Jeremy Corbyn hasn't got an anti-Semitic bone in his body EDM173, 8 Dec. 2008: Jeremy condemned Press Complaints Commission for refusing to • In April 1977, Corbyn organised the defence of jewish populated Wood Green from a Neo-Nazi sanction The Times for antisemitism march EDM461, 14 Jan. 2009: Jeremy Corbyn condemned a wave of recent anti-Semitic incidents • EDM3933, 7 Nov. 1990: Corbyn signed a parliamentary motion condemning the rise of . EDM605, 27 Jan. 2009: Corbyn backed a motion condemning antisemitism on university antisemitism campuses • EDM634, 11 Apr. 2000: Jeremy signed a motion condemning David Irving for being a Holocaust EDM917 26 Feb. 2009: Jeremy signed a motion condemning antisemitism on the internet Denier EDM1175 24 Mar. 2009: Corbyn signs a motion praising the heroism of British Jews during • EDM1124, 6 Nov. 2000: Corbyn praised 'British Schindler, Bill Barazetti, for his WW2 Holocaust kindertransport • EDM742, 28 Jan. 2002: Jeremy signed a motion praising football clubs commemorating Holocaust EDM337, 2 Dec. 2009: Jeremy condemned Iran's treatment of jewish minorities in Iran EDM850 9 Feb. 2010: Jeremy joins in calls for Facebook to do more to fight antisemitism Day • EDM891: 22 Feb 2010: Corbyn co-sponsors motion for Yemen's Jews to get refugee status in EDM1233 30 Apr. 2002: Corbyn was a primary sponsor on a motion condemning antisemitism UK 11 May 2002: Jeremy led a clean up of Finsbury Park Synagogue after an anti-Semitic attack • EDM908 27 Oct. 2010: Corbyn praises work of late Israeli PM in his pursuit of a 2 state EDM1691, 23 July 2002: Corbyn condemned attacks on a synagogue in Swansea solution EDM123 26 Nov. 2003: Corbyn officially condemns attacks on two istanbul synagogues • EDM1360, 27 Jan. 2011: Corbyn praised the 'never again for anyone initiative' EDM 298, 16 Dec. 2003: Jeremy Corbyn signs motion commemorating International Holocaust Day • EDM1527, 3 Mar. 2011: Corbyn backed lan Paisley's motion condem…
October 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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He didn't. It's confected lies. He fights antisemitism and here is a list of anti semitism related early day motions he has brought to parliament. The whole antisemitism row is based on the conflation of Judaism and the israeli government. 1/3
50 pieces of evidence that Jeremy Corbyn hasn't got an anti-Semitic bone in his body EDM173, 8 Dec. 2008: Jeremy condemned Press Complaints Commission for refusing to • In April 1977, Corbyn organised the defence of jewish populated Wood Green from a Neo-Nazi sanction The Times for antisemitism march EDM461, 14 Jan. 2009: Jeremy Corbyn condemned a wave of recent anti-Semitic incidents • EDM3933, 7 Nov. 1990: Corbyn signed a parliamentary motion condemning the rise of . EDM605, 27 Jan. 2009: Corbyn backed a motion condemning antisemitism on university antisemitism campuses • EDM634, 11 Apr. 2000: Jeremy signed a motion condemning David Irving for being a Holocaust EDM917 26 Feb. 2009: Jeremy signed a motion condemning antisemitism on the internet Denier EDM1175 24 Mar. 2009: Corbyn signs a motion praising the heroism of British Jews during • EDM1124, 6 Nov. 2000: Corbyn praised 'British Schindler, Bill Barazetti, for his WW2 Holocaust kindertransport • EDM742, 28 Jan. 2002: Jeremy signed a motion praising football clubs commemorating Holocaust EDM337, 2 Dec. 2009: Jeremy condemned Iran's treatment of jewish minorities in Iran EDM850 9 Feb. 2010: Jeremy joins in calls for Facebook to do more to fight antisemitism Day • EDM891: 22 Feb 2010: Corbyn co-sponsors motion for Yemen's Jews to get refugee status in EDM1233 30 Apr. 2002: Corbyn was a primary sponsor on a motion condemning antisemitism UK 11 May 2002: Jeremy led a clean up of Finsbury Park Synagogue after an anti-Semitic attack • EDM908 27 Oct. 2010: Corbyn praises work of late Israeli PM in his pursuit of a 2 state EDM1691, 23 July 2002: Corbyn condemned attacks on a synagogue in Swansea solution EDM123 26 Nov. 2003: Corbyn officially condemns attacks on two istanbul synagogues • EDM1360, 27 Jan. 2011: Corbyn praised the 'never again for anyone initiative' EDM 298, 16 Dec. 2003: Jeremy Corbyn signs motion commemorating International Holocaust Day • EDM1527, 3 Mar. 2011: Corbyn backed lan Paisley's motion condem…
October 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Is that right? How about you tell this GAZAN JOURNALIST, who is mourning the loss of his THIRD son after he was bombed by israel just TWO DAYS AGO, that he is 'any old shit posted online'. Get off your undeserved high horse and go and actually FIND this man. You are claiming to support Palestine,
MEM MIDDLE EAST MONITOR English Edition Creating new perspectives since 2009 Motasem A Dalloul abujomaaGaza The author is MEMO's correspondent in the Gaza Strip. A screenshot of the profile that the commenter I am replying to INSISTS is made up, not present in Gaza and is just making up fake stories about bombs in toys left by iof forces. This is regardless of the fact that this very journalist lost his THIRD SON to israeli bombs just two days ago. This commenter is a deviant.
October 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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See also:
The front page of the daily mail, with everything under the paper's name painted over with thick black paint. Onto the paint, in big, thick, white letters, is written 'Wipe your bum here', because that's all this paper is worth... except it would actually make your bum dirtier with its vile bigotry and nauseating pearl clutching about nothing. Artist, Mark McGowan. 'The Artist Taxi Driver'.
October 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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👀
A screenshot of the beautiful shot taken by the OP of the Dumbbell Nebula, with the 'Siri is awake' icon, because they look quite similar!
October 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Here's one feminist life rule of mine: I never judge a man based on how he treats women when they are coddling or praising him. Look closely at how a man reacts when a woman displeases him, stands up to him, or draws a boundary with him, and you will find out who he really is. Post author Icona @Iconawrites
October 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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I got lost in building a cake stand for my daughter in laws 30th cupcakes! Cardboard wrapped in glittery wall paper! Took me hours but I done good!
I did read two books and listen to different audiobooks at night too though, so yeay books! 🙌🏽
On a wooden floor in the corner of the room stands a cardboard cupcake display with three shelves. It is covered with black glittery wallpaper and looks pretty ok, even if I do say so myself! Because I made it myself! Go me! I may share the sugar skull when it's finished too! (I may be trying to avoid thinking about the 50+ cakes and cookies I'll have to make as well... yikes!)
September 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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I sneaked in from the other side because I'm on a reporting spree on their replies! Have a screenshot! 😎
Courtney Lo... @he... "blugh wharrgarbbl" - Charlie Kirk Atrios @esch... • 2h can we quote his final words, seems like the best tribute ••• crucial @cruciall.... • 53m satanic bitch youll answer to jesus christ So this poster was a bit upset, but having mass reported nearly all of his posts, it is clear that, even if there was an afterlife with all his favourite sky daddy figures, he would have hotfooted it to the fiery place and the op will be whooping it up with jc, pointing and laughing at him! It's a clear inversion of reality and total projection.
September 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Here you go! Found it for you!
A man with dark curly hair, wearing a navy blue hoody over a similar coloured t shirt, smiles into the camera in front of a sky blue backdrop. He says 'SOMETIMES, I USE BIG WORDS I DON'T ALWAYS FULLY UNDERSTAND IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE MYSELF SOUND MORE PHOTOSYNTHESIS.' but I'm not sure why he's shouting about it....
September 4, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Look at this one though! 👀🫣😂
A zebra crossing over an urban road. On the white stripes, some absolute twonk has taken a red spray can and sprayed single strokes to form a particularly shit ‘St George’s Cross’. One hundred percent the work of a toothless potatriot, who has to intimidate superior people of colour because he can’t accept that he is an inferior degenerate. Operation raise the colours my arse.
August 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I feel like this kind of fits here somehow…
The picture has four panels. The background in all four is a red cinema ticket office with glass, behind which is sitting a cartoon man in a red jacket and natty little jauntily angled pillbox hat. In the first panel, there are three sheep in a trench coat standing to the left of the booth, the top one is wearing a hat and saying ‘One adult ticket please’. The second panel has the man replying ‘I can tell you’re three sheep in a trench coat’ to which the top sheep replies ‘Are you sure?’ The third panel is the man saying ‘Yes, look, one, two, three’ and in the last panel, the sheep have walked past the ticket office and the man is asleep on the counter! Very silly but also hilarious!
August 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Got a really happy ‘Spot the dog’ for you! It’s pretty easy but the payoff of her little face is worth it! 😍
A sun dappled slope. There is low level undergrowth everywhere, dumping its seeds deep into my floofy girl’s fur… but I digress. Framing the picture to both sides are two trees, both of which have forked trunks. There are others out of shot creating the shade. If you zoom in in the correct spot, you will be rewarded with a very beautiful and smiley faced dog! She is a Malamute, so she has a lot of white fur and a widows peak of greying fur around her lovely face.
August 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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"I did (1) my own (2) research (3)" 1 watched 2 someone else's 3 shitty youtube video Because a youtube video by a randomer is no one’s idea of a reasonable source… well usually anyway.
July 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Bozo made him one in august 21, not sure if he still is. If he is, there are no articles about it since he went to Oz in 21/22. This extract is pretty damning though.
‘Botham made his maiden speech on 3 November 2020, and since then has made one further spoken contribution on 25 November 2020 regarding funding in sport, but as of November 2024, no further spoken contributions have been made since. Whilst Botham made 61 attendances in 2020, this dropped to two attendances in 2022. As of November 2024, the parliamentary record shows his last vote in the House of Lords was in July 2021. Wikipedia extract detailing Botham’s lack of engagement with his role in the House of Lords.
July 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Screenshot for when I am inevitably blocked by this ghoul.
A user ACTUALLY typed out and posted this. Beyond vile. I chose not to note his name because why the fuck would I! Bystr... @chrisbystro... Follow I have heard a report from inside Gaza that much of the killing is between families or gangs, not involving IDF at all. 22 July 2025 at 16:13
July 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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A screenshot of yvette cooper’s BlueSky profile. It is all hidden and blurred out apart from her name, a banner across it states that it has been blocked through my subscription to a block list called ‘A very british bigotry’, aptly enough for this authoritarian operator.
July 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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👀 Got any fish?! 😏
A man is standing by some rocks by a small mam made pool. He is wearing khaki utility clothing and carrying a bucket because he is about to feed a barking sea lion. The sea lion is saying ‘I would like to have a civil debate about your political views. Do you have evidence to back up your opinions?’ The man replies ‘’Dude, leave me alone.’ You can spot someone sea lioning like this a mile off.
July 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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A longdog picture, so you know what to look for!
A black line drawing of a dachshund shaped dog. It’s eyes are closed and it has the outline of a spot on its back. They are VERY tricky to spot in Bluey cartoons but are a fab Easter egg when you do!
July 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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I found the lp!! It was next to my ‘Bambi’ soundtrack! Yes, I used to make up dances to ‘April Showers’, what of it?! Looks like it was also a film from 1972! (I was 1!)
A very trippy picture from a very trippy film! In a fantasy garden with blue and red trees, there is a carousel. Standing in front of the carousel are Zebedee, a creature with a head and torso and a spring for legs; Mr McHenry, a man with red hair and a long moustache, wearing a rather natty top hat; Dylan the red rabbit wearing a full outfit; Buxton the Blue cat of the title; Brian the Snail, wearing a red scarf that matches his red shell; Dougal the dog, who has long fur that covers his legs and a girl called Florence. They are stop motion animation models. SIDE ONE Awakened by the cuckoo clock, Dougal goes by train to tell Zebedee of his strange experience the previous night - Florence discovers Buxton, the Blue Cat, on the Magic Roundabout, and takes him to meet Dougal The Blue Cat goes by night to the old factory where he passes the test of the seven doors and is crowned King Buxton. 3OUT in SIDE TWO Dougal's warnings about the Blue Cat are ignored, and all the others are captured by the blue army - Dougal dyes himself blue, and is appointed Prime Minister by e the Blue Cat - The Blue Voice sends Dougal and the Blue Cat to the moon, where Dougal's dye is washed off by accident; after a fight Dougal escapes by parachute from the spaceship, which crashes into the factory and destroys the Blue Palace - Buxton changes colour and is allowed to stay in the Magic Garden, while Zebedee celebrates the return of his magic moustache se with a fall of snow. Original story written and directed by Serge Danot English version by Eric Thompson Music by Joss Baselli Produced by Disques Somethin' Else ® 1972 Music published by Lupus Music
July 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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No anti semites here.
So many reasons why Corbyn isn’t antisemitic that there aren’t enough characters in Alt Text to list them all.
Lazy regurgitation of easily debunked lies, disseminated by a media that relies on useful idiots to spread its mendacity.
50 pieces of evidence that Jeremy Corbyn hasn't got an anti-Semitic bone in his body EDM173, 8 Dec. 2008: Jeremy condemned Press Complaints Commission for refusing to • In April 1977, Corbyn organised the defence of jewish populated Wood Green from a Neo-Nazi sanction The Times for antisemitism march EDM461, 14 Jan. 2009: Jeremy Corbyn condemned a wave of recent anti-Semitic incidents • EDM3933, 7 Nov. 1990: Corbyn signed a parliamentary motion condemning the rise of . EDM605, 27 Jan. 2009: Corbyn backed a motion condemning antisemitism on university antisemitism campuses • EDM634, 11 Apr. 2000: Jeremy signed a motion condemning David Irving for being a Holocaust EDM917 26 Feb. 2009: Jeremy signed a motion condemning antisemitism on the internet Denier EDM1175 24 Mar. 2009: Corbyn signs a motion praising the heroism of British Jews during • EDM1124, 6 Nov. 2000: Corbyn praised 'British Schindler, Bill Barazetti, for his WW2 Holocaust kindertransport • EDM742, 28 Jan. 2002: Jeremy signed a motion praising football clubs commemorating Holocaust EDM337, 2 Dec. 2009: Jeremy condemned Iran's treatment of jewish minorities in Iran EDM850 9 Feb. 2010: Jeremy joins in calls for Facebook to do more to fight antisemitism Day • EDM891: 22 Feb 2010: Corbyn co-sponsors motion for Yemen's Jews to get refugee status in EDM1233 30 Apr. 2002: Corbyn was a primary sponsor on a motion condemning antisemitism UK 11 May 2002: Jeremy led a clean up of Finsbury Park Synagogue after an anti-Semitic attack • EDM908 27 Oct. 2010: Corbyn praises work of late Israeli PM in his pursuit of a 2 state EDM1691, 23 July 2002: Corbyn condemned attacks on a synagogue in Swansea solution EDM123 26 Nov. 2003: Corbyn officially condemns attacks on two istanbul synagogues • EDM1360, 27 Jan. 2011: Corbyn praised the 'never again for anyone initiative' EDM 298, 16 Dec. 2003: Jeremy Corbyn signs motion commemorating International Holocaust Day • EDM1527, 3 Mar. 2011: Corbyn backed lan Paisley's motion condem…
July 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Except the heading of the table clearly states that they are exports to israel specifically.
A man dressed in khaki is standing by a pool of water, or sea bay near a pier. He is looking at a sealion standing to the left on a rock. The sealion is saying ‘I would like to have a civil debate about your political views. Do you have evidence to back up your opinions?’ even though he has probably already had it but has chosen to ignore it, the man is replying ‘Dude, leave me alone’.
July 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Military ones. Do you think it’s public knowledge, that weapons manufacturers/gov announce what they’re making and for whom?
Bearing in mind the current conflict, what do you suppose all these items supplied through military licences is being used for?

commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-bri...
A table showing the number of trade licences between the uk and israel in December 2024 and whether they are military in nature or not. . Military and non-military licences, 6 December 2024 Extant licences Suspended licences Non-suspended extant licences Military 177 16 161 Non-military 191 0 191 Total 368 16 352 Source: Department for Business and Trade, Israel export control licensing data: 6 December 2024, 10 December 2024
July 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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There in nothing in that article about the violence you mention, but I notice you specifically avoided this photo in there.
A photo from 2005 after the 7/7 bombings in London. It is of predominantly people of colour. Presumably they are Muslims, because the sign they are holding up, which is partially obscured, shows the words ‘Muslims For Peace UNITED IN CONDEMNING TERRORISM Our Thoughts & Prayer With Thi’
July 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I’m just gonna leave this here.
A screen shot of a web search for a claim made by the commenter I’m replying to. I searched for an incident in 2013 where a Jewish person was allegedly ‘set on fire’, this was the result: ‘It looks like there aren't many great matches for your search Try using words that might appear on the page that you're looking for. For example, 'cake recipes' instead of 'how to make a cake'. Need help? Take a look at other tips for searching on Google.’
July 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM