Fried Egg Sandwich
@jonlumer.bsky.social
Two pieces of toast, two fried eggs, mayo, tomato, iceburg lettuce, Belizean hot sauce.
Damn.
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Damn.
Seems like everybody is getting sick this time of year. If you feel a cold coming on, remember to take a lot of vitamin C. You'll soon have diarrhea and you won't be thinking about the potential cold anymore.
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Seems like everybody is getting sick this time of year. If you feel a cold coming on, remember to take a lot of vitamin C. You'll soon have diarrhea and you won't be thinking about the potential cold anymore.
I'm now only going to use this platform for sharing my art. This is both my magnum opus and my entire oeuvre.
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I'm now only going to use this platform for sharing my art. This is both my magnum opus and my entire oeuvre.
Thanks to T&D, Western Pine Realty was able to send a meaningful donation to Iodine Global Network, an organization leading global action to eliminate brain damage due to iodine deficiency. We hate brain damage! Especially in children. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER.
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Thanks to T&D, Western Pine Realty was able to send a meaningful donation to Iodine Global Network, an organization leading global action to eliminate brain damage due to iodine deficiency. We hate brain damage! Especially in children. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER.
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
Thanks to A&M, we were able to make an important donation to Seva Canada, bringing Western Pine Realty's total donations to highly effective charities to $124,780 since 2021. Seva Canada is a global nonprofit. They transform lives and strengthen communities by restoring sight & preventing blindness.
November 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Thanks to A&M, we were able to make an important donation to Seva Canada, bringing Western Pine Realty's total donations to highly effective charities to $124,780 since 2021. Seva Canada is a global nonprofit. They transform lives and strengthen communities by restoring sight & preventing blindness.
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Why is the world too cowardly to stop this?
Kyiv - the moment a Russian ballistic missile hit the capital again this evening.
October 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Why is the world too cowardly to stop this?
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Old Soviet joke:
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Old Soviet joke:
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
Thanks to B&G we were able to send money to Seva Canada, bringing Western Pine Realty's total donations to highly effective charities to over $123,000 since 2021. Seva Canada is a global nonprofit. They transform lives and strengthen communities by restoring sight and preventing blindness.
October 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Thanks to B&G we were able to send money to Seva Canada, bringing Western Pine Realty's total donations to highly effective charities to over $123,000 since 2021. Seva Canada is a global nonprofit. They transform lives and strengthen communities by restoring sight and preventing blindness.
Felt exact same way.
I will say that the previews do not do it justice. Ben and I have been making fun of the preview for months.
Then our friends insisted we had to see this 2.5 hour movie and holy shit I’m glad they did.
Then our friends insisted we had to see this 2.5 hour movie and holy shit I’m glad they did.
October 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Felt exact same way.
With America's abandonment and betrayal of allies and post-WWII order, rule-of-law countries need a new standard bearer and there is no option other than Europe. A new alliance and defense pact needed btw Europe, Canada, Japan, Australia, NZ, South Korea, South Africa, Latin American democracies.
exact quotation, and other relevant sections of the speech, translated here:
defenddemocracy.eu/macron-democ...
defenddemocracy.eu/macron-democ...
"Europeans, let's wake up!" — Defend Democracy
“We have been incredibly naive in entrusting our democratic space to social networks.” President Macron on the occasion of German Unity Day, 3 October 2025.
defenddemocracy.eu
October 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
With America's abandonment and betrayal of allies and post-WWII order, rule-of-law countries need a new standard bearer and there is no option other than Europe. A new alliance and defense pact needed btw Europe, Canada, Japan, Australia, NZ, South Korea, South Africa, Latin American democracies.
Why is it that when Dems speak, they cannot refer constantly to "The Trump Crime Family" or "Crooked Donald Trump." Trump himself showed them how this is done. It should prompt follow-up and, unlike Trump, they can actually explain the crimes and crookedness they are alleging.
October 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Why is it that when Dems speak, they cannot refer constantly to "The Trump Crime Family" or "Crooked Donald Trump." Trump himself showed them how this is done. It should prompt follow-up and, unlike Trump, they can actually explain the crimes and crookedness they are alleging.
Quite a beautiful speech.
President Macron:
“We were very naive to leave our public space to social media networks controlled by US or Chinese companies that don’t share our interests and not interested in survival of our democracies.”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MggN...
“We were very naive to leave our public space to social media networks controlled by US or Chinese companies that don’t share our interests and not interested in survival of our democracies.”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MggN...
French President Macron Speaks at German Unity Day Ceremony | WION LIVE
YouTube video by WION
www.youtube.com
October 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Quite a beautiful speech.
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If any other president in all of history said the military should use American cities as a training ground he would be removed from office that same day. The hardest thing to tolerate in all this is how relatively silent elected democrats are. It’s ridiculous.
September 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If any other president in all of history said the military should use American cities as a training ground he would be removed from office that same day. The hardest thing to tolerate in all this is how relatively silent elected democrats are. It’s ridiculous.
Summary of latest NYTimes opinion poll: I believe that bitter, explosive political divisions in America (caused largely by vitriolic demagoguery) are the most important issues facing the nation today, and that is why I continue to support President Donald Trump.
September 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Summary of latest NYTimes opinion poll: I believe that bitter, explosive political divisions in America (caused largely by vitriolic demagoguery) are the most important issues facing the nation today, and that is why I continue to support President Donald Trump.
You could almost call it inefficient.
Your Tax Dollars Are Funding the DUMBEST Bailout Ever!
YouTube video by The Bulwark
youtu.be
September 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You could almost call it inefficient.
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Incredible pairing of text and chart
September 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Incredible pairing of text and chart
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Why do headlines say "norms shattered" when what is meant is "laws broken" or "Constitution violated"?
September 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Why do headlines say "norms shattered" when what is meant is "laws broken" or "Constitution violated"?
What's weird, and of course this won't matter to anyone one fucking bit, is that if you have a child, and they've been getting vaccinated on a normal vaccine schedule, you KNOW it is nothing like this. It is not "like a horse." There is no "vat" of vaccines. Won't matter.
Trump: "I think it has -- I think it's very bad. They're pumping, it looks like they're pumping into a horse. You have a little child, a little fragile child, and you get a vat of 80 different vaccines, I guess. 80 different blends. And they pump it in. So ideally, a woman won't take Tylenol."
September 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What's weird, and of course this won't matter to anyone one fucking bit, is that if you have a child, and they've been getting vaccinated on a normal vaccine schedule, you KNOW it is nothing like this. It is not "like a horse." There is no "vat" of vaccines. Won't matter.
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All headlines just from today 🇺🇸
September 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
All headlines just from today 🇺🇸
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It’s been sad this year watching how the White House press corps refuses to back each other up. Here a female journalist is insulted and denigrated and the next male reporter just moves on to a new question. You’re all in this together, folks. Time & again, they won’t stand up for their colleagues.
Trump to a female reporter who tries to ask him about his plans for Memphis: "Quiet. You're really obnoxious ... I'm not gonna talk to you until I call on you."
September 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It’s been sad this year watching how the White House press corps refuses to back each other up. Here a female journalist is insulted and denigrated and the next male reporter just moves on to a new question. You’re all in this together, folks. Time & again, they won’t stand up for their colleagues.
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“I think the only thing that moves the needle here… is some sort of national economic strike.”
@profgalloway.com proposes using consumer power to push back against autocracy.
@profgalloway.com proposes using consumer power to push back against autocracy.
September 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“I think the only thing that moves the needle here… is some sort of national economic strike.”
@profgalloway.com proposes using consumer power to push back against autocracy.
@profgalloway.com proposes using consumer power to push back against autocracy.
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ILLINOIS — Trump’s Gestapo violently throws female congressional candidate @KatAbughazaleh to the ground to the ground
September 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
ILLINOIS — Trump’s Gestapo violently throws female congressional candidate @KatAbughazaleh to the ground to the ground