Jones the Moblin
@jonesthemoblin.bsky.social
Just a guy who likes video games.
Host of the non-existent tech podcast "Chip Talk"
Host of the non-existent tech podcast "Chip Talk"
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Gonna try to make this a thread: I'm playing through the Final Fantasy pixel remasters and I thought I'd make a tier list as I play these games with little quick reviews for each.
The 2020 election wasn't stolen, the 2024 election wasn't stolen, and the proof of this is going to be when 2026 IS stolen, and it's the most obvious thing in the world.
Movie plots aren't reality.
But when the federal government siezes voting machines to "verify" the election you know shit is up.
Movie plots aren't reality.
But when the federal government siezes voting machines to "verify" the election you know shit is up.
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The 2020 election wasn't stolen, the 2024 election wasn't stolen, and the proof of this is going to be when 2026 IS stolen, and it's the most obvious thing in the world.
Movie plots aren't reality.
But when the federal government siezes voting machines to "verify" the election you know shit is up.
Movie plots aren't reality.
But when the federal government siezes voting machines to "verify" the election you know shit is up.
Honestly we should just assume any cid man with power and influence is probably a sex pest. It happens often enough that I think we can start taking it for granted.
To everyone just now finding out Isaac Asimov was rather famously a sex pest: He's been gone 34 years now, you can handle this truth, I believe in you
February 6, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Honestly we should just assume any cid man with power and influence is probably a sex pest. It happens often enough that I think we can start taking it for granted.
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Power isn't an aphrodisiac, it's a steroid. Lots of people that have it think that they should be able to do what they want and not be limited by rules, or decency, or what other people might actually want, and people in their circle want the power enough to pay with other people's lives for it.
February 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Power isn't an aphrodisiac, it's a steroid. Lots of people that have it think that they should be able to do what they want and not be limited by rules, or decency, or what other people might actually want, and people in their circle want the power enough to pay with other people's lives for it.
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Trump's ascent began with his Obama birther bullshit. His cult has never recovered from two terms of a black president, and never will.
Trumpism is racism.
Trumpism is racism.
February 6, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Trump's ascent began with his Obama birther bullshit. His cult has never recovered from two terms of a black president, and never will.
Trumpism is racism.
Trumpism is racism.
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You mean the opposite of what Zohran Mamdani achieved?
Where he gets more than 60% of Democrats votes and yet the Democrat leadership refused to endorse him and instead endorse a sexual predator?
You mean like that?
Where he gets more than 60% of Democrats votes and yet the Democrat leadership refused to endorse him and instead endorse a sexual predator?
You mean like that?
February 6, 2026 at 11:42 AM
You mean the opposite of what Zohran Mamdani achieved?
Where he gets more than 60% of Democrats votes and yet the Democrat leadership refused to endorse him and instead endorse a sexual predator?
You mean like that?
Where he gets more than 60% of Democrats votes and yet the Democrat leadership refused to endorse him and instead endorse a sexual predator?
You mean like that?
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If people like Elon would take their money and fuck off to a luxurious private life instead of trying to control the world, they'd be MUCH happier.
counterpoint: with Elon's money i could easily purchase a decommissioned Bradley Fighting Vehicle and modify it into an RV
February 6, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If people like Elon would take their money and fuck off to a luxurious private life instead of trying to control the world, they'd be MUCH happier.
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I am not saying all roguelikes are bad, but I am saying that many of them exist because people couldn't create enough assets to make a full game with otherwise.
Progression must be a bloody grind so you don't realize how little game you got for your money.
Progression must be a bloody grind so you don't realize how little game you got for your money.
February 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I am not saying all roguelikes are bad, but I am saying that many of them exist because people couldn't create enough assets to make a full game with otherwise.
Progression must be a bloody grind so you don't realize how little game you got for your money.
Progression must be a bloody grind so you don't realize how little game you got for your money.
I'm planning a replay of this sometime in the nearish future to see if it holds up to my memories from when it came out.
February 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I'm planning a replay of this sometime in the nearish future to see if it holds up to my memories from when it came out.
As weird as it would be to see Mario or Zelda on a Playstation, I agree with his 100%.
I, honestly, don't know why we fought so hard for our exclusives back in the day.
I, honestly, don't know why we fought so hard for our exclusives back in the day.
the age of exclusive games is coming to an end and that's a good thing
my enjoyment of a game is not predicated on someone else not being able to play it
my enjoyment of a game is not predicated on someone else not being able to play it
February 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
As weird as it would be to see Mario or Zelda on a Playstation, I agree with his 100%.
I, honestly, don't know why we fought so hard for our exclusives back in the day.
I, honestly, don't know why we fought so hard for our exclusives back in the day.
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@skepchick.org has been so right this whole time that I’m getting secondhand vindication
youtu.be/ZoO9FZXUgv4?...
youtu.be/ZoO9FZXUgv4?...
Epstein Files Reveal How Pathetic Richard Dawkins & Other Men Are
YouTube video by Rebecca Watson (Skepchick)
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
@skepchick.org has been so right this whole time that I’m getting secondhand vindication
youtu.be/ZoO9FZXUgv4?...
youtu.be/ZoO9FZXUgv4?...
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THIS 👇 IS TRUE.......
February 4, 2026 at 10:41 AM
THIS 👇 IS TRUE.......
It's the whole game right there. And it honestly goes beyond MAGA because the whole country is kinda built around this idea of limiting empathy.
Why #maga #billionaires want you miserable
YouTube video by Ohh that's RICH
youtu.be
February 4, 2026 at 4:05 AM
It's the whole game right there. And it honestly goes beyond MAGA because the whole country is kinda built around this idea of limiting empathy.
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Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
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Let's ask the question: How many times do the following people show up being named in the Epstein Files:
President Joe Biden: 0
President Barack Obama: 0
MN Governor Tim Walz: 0
President Donald Trump: 4,500
Does any Republican not see the problem?
President Joe Biden: 0
President Barack Obama: 0
MN Governor Tim Walz: 0
President Donald Trump: 4,500
Does any Republican not see the problem?
February 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Let's ask the question: How many times do the following people show up being named in the Epstein Files:
President Joe Biden: 0
President Barack Obama: 0
MN Governor Tim Walz: 0
President Donald Trump: 4,500
Does any Republican not see the problem?
President Joe Biden: 0
President Barack Obama: 0
MN Governor Tim Walz: 0
President Donald Trump: 4,500
Does any Republican not see the problem?
I get that AI isbasically a fuckig ponzi scheme, but they could at least have something remotely functional. 😂
February 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I get that AI isbasically a fuckig ponzi scheme, but they could at least have something remotely functional. 😂
Ok so it was exactly 20 episodes. Still. Daima was one of the best things to come out of DragonBall since Z. End fell a little flat, but over all it was a VERY fun show.
I've finally gotten around to watching DragonBall Daima, and I have to say: over 20 episode season. Yes.
One of the many, MANY problems I have with the modern streaming era of TV is the 8-10 episode seasons.
That is not enough episodes to truly flesh out a story and world and characters.
One of the many, MANY problems I have with the modern streaming era of TV is the 8-10 episode seasons.
That is not enough episodes to truly flesh out a story and world and characters.
January 31, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Ok so it was exactly 20 episodes. Still. Daima was one of the best things to come out of DragonBall since Z. End fell a little flat, but over all it was a VERY fun show.
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I've been saying for a while that what the epstein files should is the rot that we always ran through our upper crust.
It really should be no surprise that no one wanted to release them.
It really should be no surprise that no one wanted to release them.
At this point, is it just easier and quicker to publish lists of which powerful people do NOT appear in the Epstein files?
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I've been saying for a while that what the epstein files should is the rot that we always ran through our upper crust.
It really should be no surprise that no one wanted to release them.
It really should be no surprise that no one wanted to release them.
I was looking at the district that @katmabu.bsky.social is running for, and in all honesty cab we truly be surprised that we have backslid so far when we have allowed this shit for over a century?
The corruption is baked-the-fuck-in here.
The corruption is baked-the-fuck-in here.
January 31, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I was looking at the district that @katmabu.bsky.social is running for, and in all honesty cab we truly be surprised that we have backslid so far when we have allowed this shit for over a century?
The corruption is baked-the-fuck-in here.
The corruption is baked-the-fuck-in here.
I've finally gotten around to watching DragonBall Daima, and I have to say: over 20 episode season. Yes.
One of the many, MANY problems I have with the modern streaming era of TV is the 8-10 episode seasons.
That is not enough episodes to truly flesh out a story and world and characters.
One of the many, MANY problems I have with the modern streaming era of TV is the 8-10 episode seasons.
That is not enough episodes to truly flesh out a story and world and characters.
January 30, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I've finally gotten around to watching DragonBall Daima, and I have to say: over 20 episode season. Yes.
One of the many, MANY problems I have with the modern streaming era of TV is the 8-10 episode seasons.
That is not enough episodes to truly flesh out a story and world and characters.
One of the many, MANY problems I have with the modern streaming era of TV is the 8-10 episode seasons.
That is not enough episodes to truly flesh out a story and world and characters.
@probsnotaliens.bsky.social A correction for your corrections episode: Ash is, in fact, not still at it. H finally became a league champion, had a short victory lap arc, and now Pokemon anime has new protagonists.
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
@probsnotaliens.bsky.social A correction for your corrections episode: Ash is, in fact, not still at it. H finally became a league champion, had a short victory lap arc, and now Pokemon anime has new protagonists.
Hot take: someone needs to give Mr. Beast a wedgie and shove his head in a toilet.
In fact, let's to that for the lot of them: Trump, Musk, Bezos, Thiel, Zuckerberg, Gates, etc.
Net worth greater than, say, 100 mil? Head. In. Toilet.
Net worth in the billions? Someone shits in the toilet first.
In fact, let's to that for the lot of them: Trump, Musk, Bezos, Thiel, Zuckerberg, Gates, etc.
Net worth greater than, say, 100 mil? Head. In. Toilet.
Net worth in the billions? Someone shits in the toilet first.
January 30, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Hot take: someone needs to give Mr. Beast a wedgie and shove his head in a toilet.
In fact, let's to that for the lot of them: Trump, Musk, Bezos, Thiel, Zuckerberg, Gates, etc.
Net worth greater than, say, 100 mil? Head. In. Toilet.
Net worth in the billions? Someone shits in the toilet first.
In fact, let's to that for the lot of them: Trump, Musk, Bezos, Thiel, Zuckerberg, Gates, etc.
Net worth greater than, say, 100 mil? Head. In. Toilet.
Net worth in the billions? Someone shits in the toilet first.
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🌱🫸🫷🤖
Just two buds fighting for the future in #HyruleWarriors: Age of Imprisonment, available for #NintendoSwitch2.
Just two buds fighting for the future in #HyruleWarriors: Age of Imprisonment, available for #NintendoSwitch2.
January 28, 2026 at 6:02 PM
🌱🫸🫷🤖
Just two buds fighting for the future in #HyruleWarriors: Age of Imprisonment, available for #NintendoSwitch2.
Just two buds fighting for the future in #HyruleWarriors: Age of Imprisonment, available for #NintendoSwitch2.
In case anyone is wondering, the "sources" on this are a conspiracy weirdo who's been pushing the "stop the steal" bullshit since 2020 and a person who has publicly supported Nick Fuentes and Identity Europa.
Gonna go out on a limb and say this is 100% made up.
Gonna go out on a limb and say this is 100% made up.
January 29, 2026 at 6:11 PM
In case anyone is wondering, the "sources" on this are a conspiracy weirdo who's been pushing the "stop the steal" bullshit since 2020 and a person who has publicly supported Nick Fuentes and Identity Europa.
Gonna go out on a limb and say this is 100% made up.
Gonna go out on a limb and say this is 100% made up.