Jonas Abry
@jonasabry.bsky.social
Husband to his missing piece. Father of two.
Teacher = calling. Mets, Knicks, Tottenham Hotspur. Proud liberal. He/him/his.
Teacher = calling. Mets, Knicks, Tottenham Hotspur. Proud liberal. He/him/his.
December 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Make a Bond movie casual
You Only Live
You Only Live
Make a Bond movie casual
Live and Let Live
Live and Let Live
Make a Bond movie casual
A View to a Kite
A View to a Kite
December 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Make a Bond movie casual
You Only Live
You Only Live
I feel like Adam West would have disagreed.
December 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I feel like Adam West would have disagreed.
One of the best parts of the meeting in the White House today? I guarantee JD Vance is now jealous of Mamdani. So are Eric and Don Jr.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
One of the best parts of the meeting in the White House today? I guarantee JD Vance is now jealous of Mamdani. So are Eric and Don Jr.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? (I win)
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? (I win)
If love is one of the most popular themes in music, why has no one written a love song about carbs?
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
If love is one of the most popular themes in music, why has no one written a love song about carbs?
Today was our costume day at school. Very proud of this one. It took some a minute or two to get it, though.
October 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Today was our costume day at school. Very proud of this one. It took some a minute or two to get it, though.
Went to the Atlantic Antic today in Brooklyn. Tons of Zohran people getting signatures and donations. Sliwa was there himself. Cuomo? Nowhere to be seen or heard. It's almost as if he doesn't want the job. #nycmayor
October 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Went to the Atlantic Antic today in Brooklyn. Tons of Zohran people getting signatures and donations. Sliwa was there himself. Cuomo? Nowhere to be seen or heard. It's almost as if he doesn't want the job. #nycmayor
Paging Warren Beatty and Natalie Wood.
June 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Paging Warren Beatty and Natalie Wood.
It looks like we have reached the Richard Bachman level of dystopia. Philip K Dick is next.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It looks like we have reached the Richard Bachman level of dystopia. Philip K Dick is next.
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Abrego Garcia's wife: "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive. Kilmar, if you can hear me, stay strong. God hasn't forgotten about you. Our children are asking when you will come home ... they miss their dad so much."
April 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Abrego Garcia's wife: "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive. Kilmar, if you can hear me, stay strong. God hasn't forgotten about you. Our children are asking when you will come home ... they miss their dad so much."
My students wonder why I’m not a millionaire since I acted as a child.
Edit: of course I deposited it.
Edit: of course I deposited it.
April 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My students wonder why I’m not a millionaire since I acted as a child.
Edit: of course I deposited it.
Edit: of course I deposited it.
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March 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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That asshole in the White House will NEVER speak for me.
Smash that 💙 if you stand with President Zelensky.
Smash that 💙 if you stand with President Zelensky.
February 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
That asshole in the White House will NEVER speak for me.
Smash that 💙 if you stand with President Zelensky.
Smash that 💙 if you stand with President Zelensky.
He's going to posthumously award Ashli Babbitt the Presidential Medal of Freedom, isn't he?
January 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
He's going to posthumously award Ashli Babbitt the Presidential Medal of Freedom, isn't he?
About damn time!
Holy shit. Finally.
With literally minutes left in his presidency, Joe Biden has granted clemency to Leonard Peltier
January 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
About damn time!
Sounds like I should be proud of this one.
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January 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Sounds like I should be proud of this one.
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To those blaming Elon Musk for his rocket exploding, be fair: Elon only *pretends* to be an engineer at his companies.
In reality, he used daddy's money to buy other people's ideas. And sometimes he buys bad ideas. And sometimes he buys good ideas, like Twitter, & ruins them with *his* bad ideas.
In reality, he used daddy's money to buy other people's ideas. And sometimes he buys bad ideas. And sometimes he buys good ideas, like Twitter, & ruins them with *his* bad ideas.
January 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
To those blaming Elon Musk for his rocket exploding, be fair: Elon only *pretends* to be an engineer at his companies.
In reality, he used daddy's money to buy other people's ideas. And sometimes he buys bad ideas. And sometimes he buys good ideas, like Twitter, & ruins them with *his* bad ideas.
In reality, he used daddy's money to buy other people's ideas. And sometimes he buys bad ideas. And sometimes he buys good ideas, like Twitter, & ruins them with *his* bad ideas.
Today would be a fantastic day for the Mets to re-sign Pete Alonso.
January 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Today would be a fantastic day for the Mets to re-sign Pete Alonso.
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It all makes sense once you accept that the c-suite is just like every other group in America: full of fucking morons.
January 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
It all makes sense once you accept that the c-suite is just like every other group in America: full of fucking morons.
Today would be a lovely day for the Mets to re-sign Pete Alonso.
January 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Today would be a lovely day for the Mets to re-sign Pete Alonso.
Something about this place makes me want to go.
January 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Something about this place makes me want to go.
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The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 PM
The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.