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Jasmine Crockett: “Yesterday he said stop talking about the Epstein Files — he is the king of distraction & he knows how to get us talking about something other than the Epstein Files — is it new that he’s racist? Absolutely not — what he does care about is more of those files coming out”
February 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Jasmine Crockett: “Yesterday he said stop talking about the Epstein Files — he is the king of distraction & he knows how to get us talking about something other than the Epstein Files — is it new that he’s racist? Absolutely not — what he does care about is more of those files coming out”
February 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Thx, Albert! for that! Wish I could VOTE in @crockett.house.gov @jasmineforus.bsky.social 's primary....I registered as an R in 2024 so I could vote AGAINST DJT AND Cruz TWICE, in primary AND in general. Felt GOOD...did it MATTER? Only to ME. Did same thing this week- voted by MAIL-LOVE IT. tbc...
February 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

#jokes #dadjoke #funny
February 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

#jokes #dadjoke #funny
February 6, 2026 at 4:34 PM
i wonder what people without children do with all of their free sanity
February 6, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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i wonder what people without children do with all of their free sanity
February 6, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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February 5, 1972

T Rex were at No.1 on the UK singles chart with 'Telegram Sam', the group's third UK No.1 which was taken from their album The Slider.

#ClassicRock
#RockNRoll
#ClassicVinyl
#MusicSky

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T. Rex - Telegram Sam (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by T.Rex
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February 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I called the theater to ask what time they would be showing the new Melania film.

The guy on the phone asked me: "What time can you get here???"
February 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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I called the theater to ask what time they would be showing the new Melania film.

The guy on the phone asked me: "What time can you get here???"
February 4, 2026 at 3:39 PM
101 days traveling for Peace...
Much Much Respect...
February 4, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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101 days traveling for Peace...
Much Much Respect...
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
When I tried to book our flights with the airline their travel specialist asked me:

"And how many passengers will be traveling with you."

I was like "how in the hell do I know??? It's your airplane!!!"
February 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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When I tried to book our flights with the airline their travel specialist asked me:

"And how many passengers will be traveling with you."

I was like "how in the hell do I know??? It's your airplane!!!"
February 3, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Globe and Mail cartoon
February 2, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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Globe and Mail cartoon
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 AM
February 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 5:16 PM