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Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in The Bahamas. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Why are basketball players messy eaters? Because they are always dribbling.

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January 17, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.

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January 17, 2026 at 8:17 AM
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Remember, the best angle to approach a problem from is the "try" angle.

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January 17, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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I've got a joke about vegetables for you... but it's a bit corny.

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January 16, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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January 16, 2026 at 8:19 AM
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My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.

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January 16, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, you’re pretty repulsive yourself.

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January 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Why don’t snowmen have children?
 Their wives are frigid.
January 15, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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How many seconds are in a year?
12.
January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

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January 15, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.

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January 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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What do you get when you cross a pig and a pineapple? A porky pine

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January 14, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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Tuesday #dadjoke 🎺😁
January 14, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.

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January 14, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.

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January 14, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!

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January 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

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January 13, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

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January 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.

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January 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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January 12, 2026 at 8:21 AM
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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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January 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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What do you call someone with no nose? Nobody knows.

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January 11, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!

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January 11, 2026 at 8:17 AM
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Thursday #dadjoke 😄😆😂
January 8, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.

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January 11, 2026 at 1:13 AM