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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

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January 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

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January 4, 2026 at 8:17 AM
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Damn. #grickledoodle #puns #seal #penguins #ocean #cartoon #art #drawing #funny
A cartoon illustration of a skeptical looking seal judging a group of bewildered penguins. Caption reads "The harshest critic in the ocean was the Seal of Approval."
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Ever wondered why bees hum? It's because they don't know the words.

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January 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda!

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January 3, 2026 at 8:17 AM
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Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

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January 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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I boiled a funny bone last night and had a laughing stock

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January 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.

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January 2, 2026 at 8:19 AM
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Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at!

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January 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

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January 1, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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January 1, 2026 at 8:19 AM
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What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread.

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January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted

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December 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

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December 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?”

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December 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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“My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awful”

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December 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

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December 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?
A: Pasta la vista, baby!

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December 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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‘Put the cat out’ … ‘I didn’t realize it was on fire

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December 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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December 29, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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My Xmas grocery order just arrived late and to next door. The driver handed me a bag and said 'There's a couple of substitutions, here's your sprig of rosemary and haddock'

I said to him 'This isn't the thyme or the plaice.

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December 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

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December 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.

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December 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the sediment.

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December 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian – they’re not laughing now.

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December 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM