John Pinto
@johnwespinto.bsky.social
suburban kid with biblical name
https://pintopintopinto.com/
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John Pinto
@johnwespinto.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Been busy since Casty did the ring finger thing in the 23 Wild Card. Made a one story zine with my friend Evan and it’s free unless you feel weird about that. DM me if you want one. It's been a joy rolling these out and I still have some in stock
Hell yeah hell yeah
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Hell yeah hell yeah
mice 1961 felt kinda like guy maddin? really enjoyed it
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
mice 1961 felt kinda like guy maddin? really enjoyed it
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A book of my Creased Comics is coming this spring from NYRC.
October 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
A book of my Creased Comics is coming this spring from NYRC.
lookin like shoegaze huck finn
September 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
lookin like shoegaze huck finn
vineland was sooooooooo good
September 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
vineland was sooooooooo good
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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Colorado really exploring the space here
August 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Colorado really exploring the space here
john middleton you better pay that man!!!!!
August 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
john middleton you better pay that man!!!!!
Bought six the quarterly’s today
August 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Bought six the quarterly’s today
dazed imagining some kind of “restaurant for italians”
August 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
dazed imagining some kind of “restaurant for italians”
riding the 40 with uncle junior
August 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
riding the 40 with uncle junior
meat puppets up on the sun ➡️ spencer radcliffe enjoy the great outdoors
August 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
meat puppets up on the sun ➡️ spencer radcliffe enjoy the great outdoors
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Duran has so much gas my god I am Durantula pilled
August 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Duran has so much gas my god I am Durantula pilled
Duran is that fucking GUY. FUCK.
August 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Duran is that fucking GUY. FUCK.
treasure planet is a dnb movie
August 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
treasure planet is a dnb movie
max kepler’s walkup song is how soon is now???
July 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
max kepler’s walkup song is how soon is now???
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Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Today from John Pinto:
"I buy what’s advertised as the strongest legal magnet.
...
So hard to play along and pretend anything means anything in my lame duck pre-magnet life."
https://www.havehashad.com/wluzy
Today from John Pinto:
"I buy what’s advertised as the strongest legal magnet.
...
So hard to play along and pretend anything means anything in my lame duck pre-magnet life."
https://www.havehashad.com/wluzy
TRADITIONAL HORSESHOE by John Pinto
I buy what’s advertised as the strongest legal magnet. The wait for its arrival is worse than crucifixion. So hard to pay attention. So hard to play along and pretend anything means anything in my…
www.havehashad.com
July 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Today from John Pinto:
"I buy what’s advertised as the strongest legal magnet.
...
So hard to play along and pretend anything means anything in my lame duck pre-magnet life."
https://www.havehashad.com/wluzy
Today from John Pinto:
"I buy what’s advertised as the strongest legal magnet.
...
So hard to play along and pretend anything means anything in my lame duck pre-magnet life."
https://www.havehashad.com/wluzy
Got a new little story in @havehashad.com today about magnets, magnet issues, uh-huh
July 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Got a new little story in @havehashad.com today about magnets, magnet issues, uh-huh
Have liked this one for awhile, excited to see it part of a full book next year
Here’s a short story that became part of a novel called “Submarines” coming out with Malarkey in 2026: xraylitmag.com/dog-tracing-...
DOG TRACING by Mike Andrelczyk
I just remembered a maintenance man I used to work with who said he liked to get drunk and trace his dog on big sheets of paper and his garden was lined with pieces of broken hotel sinks. I just remem...
xraylitmag.com
July 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Have liked this one for awhile, excited to see it part of a full book next year
when will there be an italian founding father
July 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
when will there be an italian founding father
[funk flex otis premier voice] NICE
June 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
[funk flex otis premier voice] NICE
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this morning i saw a guy sitting in the park. he was just sitting there reading a book, i think he was drinking a coffee or something too. what an asshole
June 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
this morning i saw a guy sitting in the park. he was just sitting there reading a book, i think he was drinking a coffee or something too. what an asshole
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"Now Tess, she wants me to take action. She wants me to scare this guy off with the baseball bat we don’t own. The heaviest things at hand are the pieces of our new half-assembled dresser."
Today on ergot. 'Vase Itself' by John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social
www.ergot.press/authors/John...
Today on ergot. 'Vase Itself' by John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social
www.ergot.press/authors/John...
ergot.
innovative + experimental horror
www.ergot.press
June 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"Now Tess, she wants me to take action. She wants me to scare this guy off with the baseball bat we don’t own. The heaviest things at hand are the pieces of our new half-assembled dresser."
Today on ergot. 'Vase Itself' by John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social
www.ergot.press/authors/John...
Today on ergot. 'Vase Itself' by John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social
www.ergot.press/authors/John...
🏛️got a new story in @ergot.bsky.social today!🏛️
Chilly in our parthenon tonight. No walls, you see—pillars and a roof only—and the breeze is pretty wicked for August. The cat’s up on the bed with me and Tess. He’s sleeping on top of my ankles.
Today on ergot.: 'Vase Itself' by John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social
www.ergot.press/authors/John...
Today on ergot.: 'Vase Itself' by John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social
www.ergot.press/authors/John...
ergot.
innovative + experimental horror
www.ergot.press
June 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
🏛️got a new story in @ergot.bsky.social today!🏛️