John Webber
@johnwebber.bsky.social
Actor - V.O. - Maker of fun times. I enjoy avoiding stress and I'm happy to help you do so too. Please consider visiting my YT channel for old TV watchparties, old time radio shows and/or Star Trek talk: https://www.youtube.com/@webberinternetthingy
On one hand I hate interacting with trolls, but on the other I got this one to unironically yell "I'm not projecting my insecurities, you are" and it was pretty glorious
September 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
On one hand I hate interacting with trolls, but on the other I got this one to unironically yell "I'm not projecting my insecurities, you are" and it was pretty glorious
When I was a kid 18 was the drinking age and we'd go to a bar they'd have a big room in the back and a stage and some music would be played and we'd go in there and deal with the loud music and we'd shift from foot to foot. Do people still do that?
September 20, 2025 at 7:34 AM
When I was a kid 18 was the drinking age and we'd go to a bar they'd have a big room in the back and a stage and some music would be played and we'd go in there and deal with the loud music and we'd shift from foot to foot. Do people still do that?
Name's familiar. Remember when all those videos were put side-by-side and there were newspeople reciting the exact same words?
www.npr.org/2018/04/02/5...
www.npr.org/2018/04/02/5...
September 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Name's familiar. Remember when all those videos were put side-by-side and there were newspeople reciting the exact same words?
www.npr.org/2018/04/02/5...
www.npr.org/2018/04/02/5...
Reposted by John Webber
Me: Media literacy is at an all-time low
Them: How dare you say that
Me: Say what
Them: Your wrong
Me: About what?
Them:
Them: How dare you say that
Me: Say what
Them: Your wrong
Me: About what?
Them:
Desert Tumbleweed GIF
Alt: Desert Tumbleweed GIF
media.tenor.com
September 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Me: Media literacy is at an all-time low
Them: How dare you say that
Me: Say what
Them: Your wrong
Me: About what?
Them:
Them: How dare you say that
Me: Say what
Them: Your wrong
Me: About what?
Them:
I know you've felt alone but have you ever felt "I liked Gundam: Requiem for Vengeance" alone?
September 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I know you've felt alone but have you ever felt "I liked Gundam: Requiem for Vengeance" alone?
I know I don't seem like it but Godzilla Minus One is my favorite movie
September 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I know I don't seem like it but Godzilla Minus One is my favorite movie
Reposted by John Webber
Last September Charlie Kirk claimed that Haitian immigrants in Huntsville were "raping your women and hunting you down at night." He said that rural Alabamians faced a future in which Haitian immigrants "will become your masters." www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
Charlie Kirk warns that Haitian migrants "will become your masters" if Trump loses the election
www.mediamatters.org
September 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Last September Charlie Kirk claimed that Haitian immigrants in Huntsville were "raping your women and hunting you down at night." He said that rural Alabamians faced a future in which Haitian immigrants "will become your masters." www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
I'm not interested in trolling his grieving family but I will troll TF outta his pearl-clutching dumfuk fans
September 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I'm not interested in trolling his grieving family but I will troll TF outta his pearl-clutching dumfuk fans
Doctors I trust more than RFK, Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Doctors I trust more than RFK, Jr.
My depressed friends keep pointing out that 🤡 is still alive but I prefer to think of him as almost dead
September 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
My depressed friends keep pointing out that 🤡 is still alive but I prefer to think of him as almost dead
I am obsessed with a post-🤡 America. Marjorie Troller Goon has already broken away from the cult to run for potus. I believe she believes she's a glass-ceiling-shattering Margaret Thatcher Iron-Lady type. I predict she'll be their Hillary, boosted by being well-known and then crushed by the misogyny
September 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I am obsessed with a post-🤡 America. Marjorie Troller Goon has already broken away from the cult to run for potus. I believe she believes she's a glass-ceiling-shattering Margaret Thatcher Iron-Lady type. I predict she'll be their Hillary, boosted by being well-known and then crushed by the misogyny
September 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Reposted by John Webber
Triglycerides were among the most unhealthy of the dinosaurs.
September 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Triglycerides were among the most unhealthy of the dinosaurs.
Me, for the rest of my days, poking their sore spot & reminding his voters that he's eternally guilty AF
bart simpson is sitting on a couch with his legs crossed while lisa simpson and maggie simpson watch .
Alt: bart simpson is sitting on a couch while lisa simpson pokes the painful spot on his arm where he got a tattoo.
media.tenor.com
September 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Me, for the rest of my days, poking their sore spot & reminding his voters that he's eternally guilty AF
Once I realized I have serious, never-diagnosed attention-deficit issues so much became clear. I'd expand on that but I've already forgotten what my point was and now I might nap.
September 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Once I realized I have serious, never-diagnosed attention-deficit issues so much became clear. I'd expand on that but I've already forgotten what my point was and now I might nap.
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
September 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
Just a warning, I am going to be disrespectful about that guy. Like, a lot.
September 2, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Just a warning, I am going to be disrespectful about that guy. Like, a lot.
September 2, 2025 at 7:10 AM
bob kane < BILL FINGER
August 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
bob kane < BILL FINGER
Join us
Linda Blair in peak post-Exorcist mode ✓
Wes Craven directing a TV movie ✓
1979 witchcraft family drama ✓
Our Wes Craven superfan guest seeing it for the first time ✓
www.youtube.com/live/Yc_gu1g...
Tonight 8/24 | 7pm PDT / 10pm EDT
Linda Blair in peak post-Exorcist mode ✓
Wes Craven directing a TV movie ✓
1979 witchcraft family drama ✓
Our Wes Craven superfan guest seeing it for the first time ✓
www.youtube.com/live/Yc_gu1g...
Tonight 8/24 | 7pm PDT / 10pm EDT
August 24, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Join us
Linda Blair in peak post-Exorcist mode ✓
Wes Craven directing a TV movie ✓
1979 witchcraft family drama ✓
Our Wes Craven superfan guest seeing it for the first time ✓
www.youtube.com/live/Yc_gu1g...
Tonight 8/24 | 7pm PDT / 10pm EDT
Linda Blair in peak post-Exorcist mode ✓
Wes Craven directing a TV movie ✓
1979 witchcraft family drama ✓
Our Wes Craven superfan guest seeing it for the first time ✓
www.youtube.com/live/Yc_gu1g...
Tonight 8/24 | 7pm PDT / 10pm EDT
Dear Maga,
It's adorable when you get mad at your awful people for being awful. You should definitely do it more
It's adorable when you get mad at your awful people for being awful. You should definitely do it more
July 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Dear Maga,
It's adorable when you get mad at your awful people for being awful. You should definitely do it more
It's adorable when you get mad at your awful people for being awful. You should definitely do it more
In a parallel universe I became a massively succesful right-wing grifter based on my non-fiction bestseller "The Power of Nuh-Uh"
July 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
In a parallel universe I became a massively succesful right-wing grifter based on my non-fiction bestseller "The Power of Nuh-Uh"
Reposted by John Webber
Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.
July 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.