johnstheworst
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Spotify Wrapped said my music age is 72 bc I listen to Fleetwood Mac but I only got into them because of that one Glee episode!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Spotify Wrapped said my music age is 72 bc I listen to Fleetwood Mac but I only got into them because of that one Glee episode!!!!
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Carly Rae Jepsen, 2016
went to the store
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Carly Rae Jepsen, 2016
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fuck i love mustard
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
fuck i love mustard
I’m here to report that everything they said about Lily Allen’s new album is true
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I’m here to report that everything they said about Lily Allen’s new album is true
Bronwyn ate Lisa up a like four piece McNugget
September 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Bronwyn ate Lisa up a like four piece McNugget
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
Anyone else going on a wild Instagram story ride today
September 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Anyone else going on a wild Instagram story ride today
Re-watching Veep and, god bless him, the shadow of Joe Biden looms largely
September 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Re-watching Veep and, god bless him, the shadow of Joe Biden looms largely
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The problem with hiding the bowl of pre-Halloween Halloween candy is that I know where I hid it.
September 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The problem with hiding the bowl of pre-Halloween Halloween candy is that I know where I hid it.
More deserving than any slop m***** w***** ever put out
TikTok has crowned Jess Glynne’s “Hold My Hand” as the 2025 Song of the Summer.
September 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
More deserving than any slop m***** w***** ever put out
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The DC grand jury is literally the only constitutional check on power that is functioning in this country right now.
NEW: DC grand jurors reject more Justice Dept cases
Former DOJ attorney: “Not only have I never heard of this happening, I've never heard of a prosecutor who's heard of this happening”
www.cbsnews.com/news/d-c-gra...
Former DOJ attorney: “Not only have I never heard of this happening, I've never heard of a prosecutor who's heard of this happening”
www.cbsnews.com/news/d-c-gra...
D.C. grand jurors reject latest wave of Justice Dept. indictment requests
One former federal prosecutor said of the indictment denials by D.C. grand juries that he's "never heard of this happening."
www.cbsnews.com
September 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
The DC grand jury is literally the only constitutional check on power that is functioning in this country right now.
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This is the cost of the Senate filibuster: the last time the House, Senate and POTUS were all under D control (2020 - 2022) the House passed bills to eliminate gerrymandering and give DC statehood. The Senate did nothing on either in spite of having majority support. And so here we are.
August 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This is the cost of the Senate filibuster: the last time the House, Senate and POTUS were all under D control (2020 - 2022) the House passed bills to eliminate gerrymandering and give DC statehood. The Senate did nothing on either in spite of having majority support. And so here we are.
I swore, I swore I would be true
And honey so did you
SO WHY WERE YOU HOLDING HER HAND
And honey so did you
SO WHY WERE YOU HOLDING HER HAND
August 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I swore, I swore I would be true
And honey so did you
SO WHY WERE YOU HOLDING HER HAND
And honey so did you
SO WHY WERE YOU HOLDING HER HAND
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A time-honored tradition: the annual @bayfc.com halftime corgi race 🐶💙
August 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
A time-honored tradition: the annual @bayfc.com halftime corgi race 🐶💙
By the way what ever happened to the Queen’s corgis
July 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
By the way what ever happened to the Queen’s corgis
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Parker Posey White Lotus Emmy incoming
July 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Jonathan Bailey playing clarinet might break me
June 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Jonathan Bailey playing clarinet might break me
Real estate gays love to post “ooo” twice a month
June 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Real estate gays love to post “ooo” twice a month
Shout out to bisexuals!!!!
June 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Shout out to bisexuals!!!!
I know so little of beyonces business and I love that about her
May 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I know so little of beyonces business and I love that about her
The time has come for the gays to stop bleaching their hair.
May 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The time has come for the gays to stop bleaching their hair.
Obsessed with lesbian Kim Richards on this renovation show
May 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Obsessed with lesbian Kim Richards on this renovation show