John Paul Stadler
@johnpaulstadler.bsky.social
Area pervert and pie taster; gay; film and media scholar —> mostly queer and porn-centric research. Opinions are mine and mine alone.
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Eight years ago my friends surprised me by baking a waterpizzamelon, after I had spent the better portion of the year incessantly tweeting about my love for this abomination. Never question my commitment to the bit. #filthiestpersonalive #waterpizzamelon
Lot of Dude-Bro and Buddy-Pal overlap in this study. The South-East and PNW regions appear not to have language yet for male friendship. Notably missing terms of endearment and opportunities for future research include: "man," "my guy," "broseph," "comrade of the broletariat" and "big boy."
February 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Lot of Dude-Bro and Buddy-Pal overlap in this study. The South-East and PNW regions appear not to have language yet for male friendship. Notably missing terms of endearment and opportunities for future research include: "man," "my guy," "broseph," "comrade of the broletariat" and "big boy."
I’ve never been colder in my life. Keep adding layers on top of layers and hats on top of hats.
January 29, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I’ve never been colder in my life. Keep adding layers on top of layers and hats on top of hats.
I’m really enjoying the new Mel Brooks documentary but was not emotionally prepared for Rob Reiner and David Lynch’s appearances.
January 28, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I’m really enjoying the new Mel Brooks documentary but was not emotionally prepared for Rob Reiner and David Lynch’s appearances.
This lady is a diva.
January 26, 2026 at 5:57 PM
This lady is a diva.
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
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If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.
January 24, 2026 at 8:29 PM
If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.
Co-signing this review. 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple was remarkable!
I said what I said and I meant what I said:
28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE is the best movie in the franchise.
My @pajiba.com review:
28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE is the best movie in the franchise.
My @pajiba.com review:
'28 Years Later: The Bone Temple' Is the Best Film in the Franchise
Nia DaCosta's Epic Excellent Follow-up to Last Year's Infected Return
www.pajiba.com
January 22, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Co-signing this review. 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple was remarkable!
Is he… you know? Having electrical issues?
January 21, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Is he… you know? Having electrical issues?
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.
Say bad things are bad.
Say bad things are bad.
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.
Say bad things are bad.
Say bad things are bad.
I'm in panicked syllabus finalizing mode and wondering if any of my (creative writing) friends have suggestions for the best short essay (or writing of any sort) that will prepare a student for best practices and/or approaches to in-class workshopping of peer writing. Thoughts/suggestions welcome!
January 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I'm in panicked syllabus finalizing mode and wondering if any of my (creative writing) friends have suggestions for the best short essay (or writing of any sort) that will prepare a student for best practices and/or approaches to in-class workshopping of peer writing. Thoughts/suggestions welcome!
If you are an academic working in the United States, please join AAUP to fight back against the countless disastrous violations to academic freedom that risk the safety of scholars and students alike: www.aaup.org/join
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January 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
If you are an academic working in the United States, please join AAUP to fight back against the countless disastrous violations to academic freedom that risk the safety of scholars and students alike: www.aaup.org/join
Please consider signing the petition to UNC system president Peter Hans asking that he reconsider the recent decision to publish faculty syllabi, which violates our academic freedom and poses clear and unnecessary risk to our students, faculty, and community: actionnetwork.org/petitions/pr...
Protect Academic Freedom, Our Faculty, Our Communities
Faculty, staff, students, alumni, and community members: The UNC System is preparing to cave to political pressure from the Heritage Foundation, the Oversight Project, and the James Martin Center by ...
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January 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Please consider signing the petition to UNC system president Peter Hans asking that he reconsider the recent decision to publish faculty syllabi, which violates our academic freedom and poses clear and unnecessary risk to our students, faculty, and community: actionnetwork.org/petitions/pr...
My bluesky account is just going to be Uncle Monte content for a while.
January 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
My bluesky account is just going to be Uncle Monte content for a while.
Uncle Monte was an asshole and a pervert. He loved to scream incessantly, eat plants we loved, vomit prolifically, stick his head in a shoe and breathe deeply, and have his butt slapped vigorously. He was the strangest cat I’ve ever known, and I will miss him immensely. Back to outer space, lil guy.
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Uncle Monte was an asshole and a pervert. He loved to scream incessantly, eat plants we loved, vomit prolifically, stick his head in a shoe and breathe deeply, and have his butt slapped vigorously. He was the strangest cat I’ve ever known, and I will miss him immensely. Back to outer space, lil guy.
My cat, Uncle Monte, is really sick, and it’s hitting me hard. Give your fur babies all the love you can.
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
My cat, Uncle Monte, is really sick, and it’s hitting me hard. Give your fur babies all the love you can.
A fling of sand pipers hunt crustaceans at sunset on New Year’s Day.
January 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
A fling of sand pipers hunt crustaceans at sunset on New Year’s Day.
Greetings to you from the beach!
January 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Greetings to you from the beach!
Did a mini Bob Ross paint-by-numbers project, but for some reason I thought he was holding a spatula instead of a paintbrush. Happy 2026!
December 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Did a mini Bob Ross paint-by-numbers project, but for some reason I thought he was holding a spatula instead of a paintbrush. Happy 2026!
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a holiday miracle
Exclusive: S.F. drag club Oasis saved with multimillion-dollar gift
The LGBTQ cabaret and club was slated to shutter after New Year’s Eve, but will now continue, Oasis owner D’Arcy Drollinger confirmed, calling it “a Christmas miracle.”
www.sfchronicle.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
a holiday miracle
If you haven’t been terrorized by an elderly man breaking into your house late last night, please allow me.
December 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If you haven’t been terrorized by an elderly man breaking into your house late last night, please allow me.
Ginger Pear Galette.
December 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ginger Pear Galette.
Candy that ginger.
December 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Candy that ginger.
For the other present I wrapped, I used a thrifted art book for the paper and performed some chaos ribbon work. Tis the season to lean into whatever gives you joy.
December 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
For the other present I wrapped, I used a thrifted art book for the paper and performed some chaos ribbon work. Tis the season to lean into whatever gives you joy.