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@johnniedisaster.bsky.social
Jackass. Ne'er-do-well. Mal vivant and ultracrepidarianist. But at least I'm not a goddamned Trumper.
Tweeter deleter.
Tweeter deleter.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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hopium increasing to dangerous levels
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
hopium increasing to dangerous levels
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Hang onto these pictures because Hegseth will have the offending sign removed as soon as he sobers up today.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hang onto these pictures because Hegseth will have the offending sign removed as soon as he sobers up today.
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It gets lost in the shuffle, but the Speaker of the House is someone who, by all rights, should’ve had his career ended a decade ago by a Shreveport TV news investigative team.
Fond memories of that time Mike Johnson was president of a local law school that never opened its doors, in part because it was attached to a Baptist college that was losing its accreditation, and in part because it was always a scam from the start
Mike Johnson -- who is, yes, theoretically a lawyer -- has not had a chance to look at the American Constitution because he's been very busy lately, folks, he just can't see everything, gosh, how is he supposed to know if it's wrong that the president called for the execution of congress members?
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It gets lost in the shuffle, but the Speaker of the House is someone who, by all rights, should’ve had his career ended a decade ago by a Shreveport TV news investigative team.
This is downright amazing and inspiring... and right in front of Harvey the Rabbit!
Another powerful woman standing up ✊
On November 20, 2025, in Hillsborough, Oregon, a lone woman confronted a squad of heavily armed ICE agents who had set up a roadblock and refused to retreat.
On November 20, 2025, in Hillsborough, Oregon, a lone woman confronted a squad of heavily armed ICE agents who had set up a roadblock and refused to retreat.
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is downright amazing and inspiring... and right in front of Harvey the Rabbit!
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i don’t think it is appreciated enough how much roberts has right-wing legal theoried himself into being a dumbass
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
i don’t think it is appreciated enough how much roberts has right-wing legal theoried himself into being a dumbass
At least they're accurately sized?
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
At least they're accurately sized?
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Any President who calls for the opposition party to be hanged should be immediately impeached and removed from office.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Any President who calls for the opposition party to be hanged should be immediately impeached and removed from office.
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Let me tell you about the other Epstein files the Trump administration is STILL HIDING — records that aren’t affected by the bill Congress passed today.
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Let me tell you about the other Epstein files the Trump administration is STILL HIDING — records that aren’t affected by the bill Congress passed today.
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The companies that manufacture UPF "food" and promote them
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The companies that manufacture UPF "food" and promote them
This is the day Donald Trump truly grew into the office of President.
-Olivia Nuzzi, probably
-Olivia Nuzzi, probably
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This is the day Donald Trump truly grew into the office of President.
-Olivia Nuzzi, probably
-Olivia Nuzzi, probably
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This is shocking, but not as shocking as the inability of the other reporters to defend their own. Truly a shameless group of cowards.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This is shocking, but not as shocking as the inability of the other reporters to defend their own. Truly a shameless group of cowards.
Gross, now I see these and Melania is def wearing an invisible strap-on.
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Gross, now I see these and Melania is def wearing an invisible strap-on.
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going to be on @meetthepress.com shortly if y’all want to tune in
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
going to be on @meetthepress.com shortly if y’all want to tune in
Moar like Olivia Nazzi, amirite?
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Moar like Olivia Nazzi, amirite?
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It’s wild that you can just openly bribe the President of the United States with chunks of gold to get
whatever you want, it’s fine, you don’t have to hide it, just say “I am bribing the President with gold,” zero consequences.
whatever you want, it’s fine, you don’t have to hide it, just say “I am bribing the President with gold,” zero consequences.
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It’s wild that you can just openly bribe the President of the United States with chunks of gold to get
whatever you want, it’s fine, you don’t have to hide it, just say “I am bribing the President with gold,” zero consequences.
whatever you want, it’s fine, you don’t have to hide it, just say “I am bribing the President with gold,” zero consequences.
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If the NYT told the story of the homeless teenager exploited by Matt Gaetz with even half as much empathy as it tells the story of Olivia Nuzzi, it would be in danger of committing journalism.
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If the NYT told the story of the homeless teenager exploited by Matt Gaetz with even half as much empathy as it tells the story of Olivia Nuzzi, it would be in danger of committing journalism.
We're at the "Technically it's ephebophilia!" stage of right wing moral degeneracy
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
We're at the "Technically it's ephebophilia!" stage of right wing moral degeneracy
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My favorite thing about the 50 year mortgage thing is that it suggests the famous real estate billionaire doesn’t understand mortgages
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My favorite thing about the 50 year mortgage thing is that it suggests the famous real estate billionaire doesn’t understand mortgages
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Any paper could very very easily run a “Impeachable Abuse of the Day” column and it would get a lot of attention and clicks. They won’t. Do. It.
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Any paper could very very easily run a “Impeachable Abuse of the Day” column and it would get a lot of attention and clicks. They won’t. Do. It.
People are hopping on the 'Schumer gotta go' bandwagon!
We deserve a Democratic Party that is willing to fight as hard as we are.
We need new leadership in this moment and to get there, we need a chorus of support for change. Tell your Democratic senators to call on Senator Schumer to step aside as Minority Leader. It’s time for drastic action.
We need new leadership in this moment and to get there, we need a chorus of support for change. Tell your Democratic senators to call on Senator Schumer to step aside as Minority Leader. It’s time for drastic action.
CALL NOW: Tell Your Democratic Senator It's Time for Chuck Schumer to Step Aside
indivisible.org
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
People are hopping on the 'Schumer gotta go' bandwagon!
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
So who is the most realistic replacement for @schumer.senate.gov (D) Vichy?
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
So who is the most realistic replacement for @schumer.senate.gov (D) Vichy?
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If people want Schumer to go here is what you need to do.
1) Call for his ouster (check)
2) Find a replacement (?)
3) Make specific demands on what the replacement needs to do (??)
4) Withhold all support from any senator who does not agree.
That's your playbook.
1) Call for his ouster (check)
2) Find a replacement (?)
3) Make specific demands on what the replacement needs to do (??)
4) Withhold all support from any senator who does not agree.
That's your playbook.
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If people want Schumer to go here is what you need to do.
1) Call for his ouster (check)
2) Find a replacement (?)
3) Make specific demands on what the replacement needs to do (??)
4) Withhold all support from any senator who does not agree.
That's your playbook.
1) Call for his ouster (check)
2) Find a replacement (?)
3) Make specific demands on what the replacement needs to do (??)
4) Withhold all support from any senator who does not agree.
That's your playbook.
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...