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May 6, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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The process of selecting a new pope
February 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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You know MAGA is a deranged cult when they call the orange felon’s every catastrophic failure a strategic move or an act of genius. They twist themselves to make a trashy idiotic criminal dictator feel like he’s important.
April 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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On Tuesday we rocked up in Chicago. And with half a day to spare, I was determined to do one thing: see this painting.
April 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Both Conservative and Labour MPs should commit now to voting down any Trump deal that sells out British farmers and their high food standards or waters down our online safety rules.
April 8, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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In this modern age, I think there's a new thing to curate and, hopefully, be proud of: a good algorithm: www.thetimes.com/article/bd3c...
I have 800,000 followers on X yet many of them loathe me
Most of social media is now mad. They spend a lot of their time saying your face is fat or they wish you were dead. But my algorithm is perfectly sculpted
www.thetimes.com
April 8, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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I can draw one of these for you if you like. www.worldofmoose.com/products/mis...
April 8, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Can u imagine this amount of coverage about the economic costs of Brexit?
Sigh.
April 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Guess where they got their weird trade deficit math from?
April 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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March 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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“My word, Walter! … Sounded like a good-size bird just hit
the window.”
March 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Loving this
Tell your mates about #BrokenVeil.

My instagram ads manager thingy has decided to block my account... Fun. So I'm having a bit of trouble getting the promo videos out past Meta's relentless content clamps.

We're down to word-of-mouth for a bit while we get the last two eps out... SPREAD THE WORD.
March 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Those who don’t pay up will sleep with the fishes
accidentally typed "kelptocrats" and now fascinated by the idea of a world filled with wealthy gangsters making their money by taking algae from their people
March 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
March 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Can’t make this up.
March 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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chef’s kiss 💋 perfection
March 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Have a timeline cleanse 🤍
March 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Have a timeline cleanse 🤍
March 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I’m so incredibly proud of my son James. He loves performing arts, LFC, and pranking me.
He’s also got Down’s Syndrome, it means a few extra challenges but he rises to every single one.
Today is World Down’s Syndrome day, we celebrate with odd socks.
Love you buddy #wdsd #lotsofsocks #downsyndrome
March 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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I did the maths and everything is totally fucked.
March 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Animal horoscopes
March 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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This morning Ben Houchen has announced a "£12.5m investment" into Teesside Airport.

Except he hasn't.
March 17, 2025 at 9:16 AM