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He seems sad no one ever gave him a toy.
Scott Bessent on Trump Accounts: "Rather than giving a toy for a birthday or holiday, they can contribute to these accounts"
January 28, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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ICE sucks so bad that CBS doesn’t even have a prime time drama about it
January 26, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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"Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He has his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down all while being pepper sprayed."
January 25, 2026 at 12:48 AM
He told you. It’s from handshakes. People are shaking the outside of his left hand.
Wtf is going on with him
January 22, 2026 at 6:03 PM
The main titles for Hijack do for lines what The Morning Show titles do for dots.
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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To say Donald Trump is a mad King greatly understates the situation
January 19, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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“He wouldn’t give me the medal like I told him to, that’s all. So he ran away from me and hid on the wharf. But I found him there and told him I’d hit him with my shoe if he didn’t give me the medal.”
Grinning like a 5-year old getting his participation trophy at the post-season T-ball pizza party.
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Y'all forgot the REAL first Netflix Frankenstein adaptation.
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Sara Eisen on a daily basis
LOL for all those people who said “they don’t have the cards.” 🤡
Chinese Exports Shifting from the US to Asia

Torsten at Apollo
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Democrats put health care subsidies in the foreground while No Kings measures to restore power of the purse stayed in the background. They then got nothing on health care, while of course letting the background stuff go, except for some short-term RIF prohibtions designed to get Kaine's vote.
Sen. @kaine.senate.gov, I'm a constituent and just called your office, but of course it's closed, so let me message you instead. Do NOT support the CR-Minibus because it does not protect Congress's power of the purse. Without such provisions, the WH will continue to ignore Congress with impunity.
What's in the CR Deal for Congress?
With a vote as early as tonight, we quickly ran the numbers
firstbranchforecast.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It looks like AI designed it.
November 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I could live without John Smoltz saying what the next pitch should be.
November 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Why won’t someone give this belligerent asshole the Nobel Peace Prize?
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
A more innocent time…
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Cute haircut!
October 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Trump confesses he’s illegally interfering with Brazil.
October 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
One good thing about the demolition of the East Wing. Trump stopped complaining about the renovation of the Federal Reserve’s headquarters.
October 24, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
October 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.

I glanced down at the message.

“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.

So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.

www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
He’s using satire to make a point
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
October 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Trump posted a video of himself as a decrepit pilot with emphysema.
October 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM