What if someone else, just once, put my kid to bed
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
What if someone else, just once, put my kid to bed
I
Need
To
Lie
Down
Need
To
Lie
Down
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I
Need
To
Lie
Down
Need
To
Lie
Down
I literally just woke up from a dream where the Pope and I were walking around Chicago together, although it was actually the South Bank of London, we just kept calling it Chicago. We had a good time!
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I literally just woke up from a dream where the Pope and I were walking around Chicago together, although it was actually the South Bank of London, we just kept calling it Chicago. We had a good time!
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They really haven’t done enough work to make us fear Venezuela. I guarantee you like 68% of Americans are still like: “wait that Dodgers guy from the 80’s?”
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
They really haven’t done enough work to make us fear Venezuela. I guarantee you like 68% of Americans are still like: “wait that Dodgers guy from the 80’s?”
Reposted by Rachel Shukert
"But they're sweet things. And in the spring, it's touching to notice them making their first discovery of love. As if nobody had ever known it before." -Blanche DuBois, "A Streetcar Named Desire"
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"But they're sweet things. And in the spring, it's touching to notice them making their first discovery of love. As if nobody had ever known it before." -Blanche DuBois, "A Streetcar Named Desire"
I believe the phrase is “no shit, Sherlock”
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein looked to be running a KGB-style blackmail operation, according to Tara Palmeri.
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I believe the phrase is “no shit, Sherlock”
Olivia Nuzzi looks like Candy Darling
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Olivia Nuzzi looks like Candy Darling
The Olivia Nuzzi book excerpt might be the most breathtakingly terrible writing I have ever read. To a word, pretentious, unclear, self-indulgent, dull. She uses the LA wildfires as a metaphor for herself! It made me want to hit her and I never want to hit anyone!
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The Olivia Nuzzi book excerpt might be the most breathtakingly terrible writing I have ever read. To a word, pretentious, unclear, self-indulgent, dull. She uses the LA wildfires as a metaphor for herself! It made me want to hit her and I never want to hit anyone!
Thanks Larry Summers, for reminding us that being smart and pretty and fun is actually often a career liability. I’m old enough now to have forgotten but you brought it all back home!
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Thanks Larry Summers, for reminding us that being smart and pretty and fun is actually often a career liability. I’m old enough now to have forgotten but you brought it all back home!
“His eyes, ‘blue as the flame.’” What flame???
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“His eyes, ‘blue as the flame.’” What flame???
“Is it pedophilia? Is it genocide? Are we boyfriend/girlfriend?” Who gives a shit? If you’re asking the question you already know the answer!
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Is it pedophilia? Is it genocide? Are we boyfriend/girlfriend?” Who gives a shit? If you’re asking the question you already know the answer!
Theo is trying to extend bedtime by voluntarily doing optional math worksheets
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Theo is trying to extend bedtime by voluntarily doing optional math worksheets
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🎶“I was greedy”
“I was vain”
“I was haughty”
“I was smug”
“We were happy”
“It was fun”
“But we were blind”
“Then we went into the woods
To get our wish
And now we're really blind”🎶
“I was vain”
“I was haughty”
“I was smug”
“We were happy”
“It was fun”
“But we were blind”
“Then we went into the woods
To get our wish
And now we're really blind”🎶
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
🎶“I was greedy”
“I was vain”
“I was haughty”
“I was smug”
“We were happy”
“It was fun”
“But we were blind”
“Then we went into the woods
To get our wish
And now we're really blind”🎶
“I was vain”
“I was haughty”
“I was smug”
“We were happy”
“It was fun”
“But we were blind”
“Then we went into the woods
To get our wish
And now we're really blind”🎶
Sometimes my favorite movie is Soapdish and sometimes it’s Amadeus but they’re actually quite similar in ways
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Sometimes my favorite movie is Soapdish and sometimes it’s Amadeus but they’re actually quite similar in ways
And apparently he did all this with one arm and three legs
#OneHitHistory #BOTD in 1946, remembering American pop/rock singer/songwriter Benny Mardones on what would’ve been his 79th birthday. Benny was one of the rare performers who’ve earned US #OneHitWonder honors twice with the same song. Once in 1980, then again in 1989. #BennyMardones #OneHitWondered
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
And apparently he did all this with one arm and three legs
Dare to imagine the impossible and Schumer was ousted. Who would you put in as leader? Warren? Chris Murphy?
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Dare to imagine the impossible and Schumer was ousted. Who would you put in as leader? Warren? Chris Murphy?
They freaked out about the planes
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
They freaked out about the planes
It’s not even 8 pm and I am Getting. Under. The Comforter.
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
It’s not even 8 pm and I am Getting. Under. The Comforter.
PIECE OF MY SPLEEN
Last year, we had Bob Dylan. This year brought Bruce Springsteen. Who’s next? We asked a group of experts which musical artists most deserve to get the biopic treatment next.
The 8 Music Biopics We Want to See Next
Last year, we had Bob Dylan. This year brought Bruce Springsteen. Who’s next? We asked a group of experts which musical artists most deserve to get the biopic treatment next.
www.vulture.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
PIECE OF MY SPLEEN
The thing to remember is that when Republicans get into power, people fucking hate them. But then they forget
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The thing to remember is that when Republicans get into power, people fucking hate them. But then they forget
America is not giving up!
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
America is not giving up!
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New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
October 23, 2025 at 7:51 AM
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST