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John Kelly
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This too shall pass, but like fuckin WHEN
Ah shit that's the mighty Tatsuya Nakadai away. RIP to a real one. www.theguardian.com/film/2025...
Tatsuya Nakadai, Japanese actor of Ran, Yojimbo and Harakiri, dies aged 92
Star of Japan’s cinematic golden age, who collaborated with Kurosawa and played the lead in Kobayashi’s Human Condition trilogy, died from pneumonia
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I just had an idea for a Netflix sequel that will make a fortune.
October 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB
October 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The three words every man wants to hear.
October 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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I thought Connolly was the most Stoneybatter candidate until I saw this poster in the neighbourhood.
October 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Welcome to the party lil guy 🤗
October 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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The weekend is here!
October 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Pretty sure Siri's "auto-categorize your shopping list" is trying to kill me
October 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Finished the Lego Gameboy last night and omfg it was such a fun build. The d-pad in particular was a rollercoaster of "What? Whaat? Whaaat!?"
October 5, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
April 28, 2023 at 2:34 PM
Deadly news for the parish - 147 Deli are now serving in Chubby's in Clontarf!
October 2, 2025 at 9:52 AM
My car is getting on in years (aren't we all?) so I got a €20 OBD reader to check my engine codes and it's been SO handy. Just plug it in and get the error code and a quick internet search will translate that into the action you need to take. Saved me so many unnecessary trips to the garage.
October 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Not sure what sweet, innocent person decided to call their app "Joi: Daily Planner & Organiser" but I can confirm that just searching for "joi" on the app store returns pretty much the results you'd expect. Yikes!
September 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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just watched the pilot of The Lowdown and this is the most Terriers-coded TV I've seen since Terriers
September 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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September 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Ah shit, that's Robert Redford away. RIP to a real one.
Sneakers (2/9) Movie CLIP - Defeating the Keypad (1992) HD
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September 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Every time I watch the announcements from Gamescom or Summer Games Fest, I think maaaybe I don't like videogames any more? But then I watch a Nintendo Direct like that and I realise no, I still think games are ace, I just don't like the games they show at the Geoff-fests
September 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was ̴c̴̴o̴̴n̴̴v̴̴i̴̴n̴̴c̴̴i̴̴n̴̴g̴ ̴t̴̴h̴̴e̴ ̴w̴̴o̴̴r̴̴l̴̴d̴ ̴h̴̴e̴ ̴d̴̴i̴̴d̴̴n̴’̴t̴ ̴e̴̴x̴̴i̴̴s̴̴t̴ peel and seal packaging
September 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Happy Unicode 17.0 day to all who celebrate!
What's New In Unicode 17.0
Today Unicode has officially confirmed the new emojis that will be finding their way to our emoji keyboards over the next year or so.
blog.emojipedia.org
September 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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this city is afraid of me. i have seen its true face.
September 9, 2023 at 3:34 AM
I thought it might be useful to make a thread of all the shitposting emojis I have made across my various slacks and discords that other people might find useful!
September 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Finished the main story of Donkey Kong Bananza and started the Kong challenges - didn't expect the game to suddenly go all GIT GUD, SCRUB
September 5, 2025 at 8:53 AM