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John Kelly
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This too shall pass, but like fuckin WHEN
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The three words every man wants to hear.
October 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Welcome to the party lil guy 🤗
October 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Pretty sure Siri's "auto-categorize your shopping list" is trying to kill me
October 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Finished the Lego Gameboy last night and omfg it was such a fun build. The d-pad in particular was a rollercoaster of "What? Whaat? Whaaat!?"
October 5, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Deadly news for the parish - 147 Deli are now serving in Chubby's in Clontarf!
October 2, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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September 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
:democracy-manifest: - also aliased as :succulent-chinese-meal: and :get-your-hands-off-my-penis:
September 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
:bag-of-cans:
September 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
:cmat:
September 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
#NowWatching Figures in a Landscape
September 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
#NowWatching O-bi, O-ba. Strapping in for maximum Polish bleakness.
July 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
July 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Learning Affinity Designer by mocking up Topps trading cards for some rad movies. First up, Fury Road
July 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
June 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
One of my favourite Covid bantz was when Eastenders had to pause production for a week and they announced that was the end of Series 1.
June 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Adolescence (2025) S01E02
March 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFWtYcKb7C8
February 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
ngl this one stumped me
February 7, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Would love it if journalists could bring this same level of incredulity the next time they're reporting on whatever new bullshit the Silicon Valley tech bros spew out.
January 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
We went to Six by Nico's "Nostalgia" themed dinner last night and the first course was served ON A FUCKIN VHS TAPE #WeWantPlates

(It was delicious though!)
January 26, 2025 at 10:35 AM
January 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Since we've gotten a look at the Switch 2, I figured it was time to update the classic Nintendo meme
January 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
#NowWatching Love Lies Bleeding
January 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
#NowWatching I Saw the TV Glow
January 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM